Dear Diary:
I am not used to getting up at 4 in the morning.
However, I was not aware of the time when I was woken up. Yes, somebody dared to wake me up from my peaceful slumber. I had a nice dream about licorice and sugar plums, and that all disappeared when I got poked in the side by an idiot.
Let me tell you, I'm ticklish and react in violent ways unintentionally when tickled. For example, today when I punched the person who poked me. Then I realized who it was and-
Me: Holy-... I'm so sorr-
HK: About what?
Me: I punched you.
HK: You punched my pillow...
Me: .....
HK: Anyways, it's morning. Get up.
Me: What time is it? It's so dark.
HK: Like... early? I don't know. I'll open the curtains.
And he opened the curtains. The room only got darker. It was pitch black outside.
Me: ...... WHAT TIME IS IT??
HK: HUSHHH- you'll wake everyone up.
I checked my phone. 4:30 am. He... he dared to wake me up at 4 am....
Me: WHY SO EARLY??
HK: I just wanted to say hi to you. You know... before the rest wake up.
Me: ...... you can't sleep.
HK: ...... no. Sleep with me.
Me: .......
I would of felt bad if I said no.
I layed on the floor... and I snuggled next to him. Boi.
Me: You remember the first time we met?
But he did not respond.
Me: wAKE UP-
HK: OH- gosh Iceland... what?
Me: Do you remember that first time we met?
HK: Yeah. That Halloween party.
Me: Yeah I- ..... Halloween party?
HK: Yeah. We met there. That's the first time we talked, though we didn't like, know each other or anything. Well... I talked to you, but eh-
Me: .........
HK: ...... you thought that we first talked that time, right?
Me: ...... sorry
And he laughed a lot for a few minutes until I think he fell asleep because I could hear him breathe heavily. I did the same.
I woke up, a few hours later I guess, and met with a pair of golden-brownish eyes staring at me.
??? : ......
Me: .......um... Hi.
???: ........ hi....
Me: Who are you?
??? : ........
Me: ......
??? : ...... I'm Vietnam.
Me: I'm Iceland.
Vietnam: ........ hi.
And then Hong Kong woke up.
HK: Gha- what time is i-.... Hello, Vietnam.
Vietnam: ..... why are you.... sleeping next to this..... person?
HK: ......
Vietnam: ......
Me: ........
I didn't have an explanation. Neither did Hong Kong. Vietnam did not seem to understand anything. Rip.
-_-_-_-_-_-_
I had a quick breakfast (a cracker) and sat down on the couch to watch TV. Then, I remembered that it wasn't in any language I knew. Just then, I got a text.
Norway: Hey
Me: Hi
Norway: Everything ok?
Me: Yeah.
Norway: When are you coming back?
Me: Today maybe.
Norway: ok
Norway: Just wanted to tell you that the World Meeting's in a few days or maybe a week
Me: Ugh
Me: Where?
Norway: Denmark
Me: .....
YES, I DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL!!!!!
TAKE THAT, EXPENSIVE AIRLINES!!
So I sent to tell Hong Kong about the great news.
Me: Guess where the World Meeting is?
HK: Clueless
Me: Denmark
HK: Oh, you don't have to travel at all.
Me: Nope.
HK: I do
Me: Oh...
HK: .....
And then an idea was born in my mind, so I turned to Hong Kong and he was looking back at me so I noticed that we were probably thinking the same. So we ran to where China was.
HK: TEACH, CAN I GO TO ICELAND'S HOUSE?!
Me: YEAH, YOU WON'T SEE HIM IN 5 DAYS!
China: FIVE DAYS? HALLELUJAH! I mean... ok.
HK: Rude.
So that's how Hong Kong came back with me to my house.
Norway: How was your- ..... Hello, Hong Kong.
HK: HI!
Me: He's staying for a week. Until the World Meeting ends.
Norway: ....... ok.
And that's how I realized that nobody gave a fuck about anything and I could do whatever I wanted to.
The end.
-Iceland
.... I'll just... I'll just skip Tuesday...