Dear Diary:
Yes, I skipped a day.
Fight me.
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Nothing really happened yesterday, to be honest, besides Finland falling in the river...
That didn't turn out well.
We are heading back home now. I'm actually a little disappointed, since yesterday I actually fell asleep for half the day and I couldn't actually do anything. Oh well.
I'm actually really sleepy. I fell asleep five time while writing that last paragraph. I miss my bed... and my pillow.... that has a bag of licorice in it.
Can you believe that I forgot to bring licorice? I'm so stupid.
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Okay so we're still not there-
WE ALMOST RAN OVER A DOG, HOLY SHIT! Poor, poor animal...
Denmark: WOOPS, MY BAD!
Norway: WHO LET YOU DRIVE??
Denmark: Me
Norway: .....
Finland: Sweden took a break.
Norway: Oh. I would still prefer to have Iceland on the wheel.
That moment when you hear your name in a conversation you weren't even in. Rip.
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Okay so it started raining really really bad out of a sudden so we had to stop in the middle of nowhere. It's all grass. I haven't seen a car in three hours. Worst of all, we're out of gas. WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?
Finland: We should sing a song-
Norway: We have been singing songs for three days straight. This isn't a musical, it's a fanfiction.
Me: What?
Norway: What?
I feel like something terrible just happened.
Anyways, we're all cold as fuck, stuck in a place with no heater, or food (someone ate all our food... not saying names... It wasn't me...) and bored as hell.
HK: How about we play a game?
Nooooo, shut uuuuup-
Finland: That sounds like a nice idea. How about-
America: TRUTH OR DARE!
Prussia: Awesome, I'm in.
Denmark: Count me in!
Norway: Count me out.
Finland: I'm playing!
HK: I'll play... Ice?
Me: ..... just don't make it stupid.
Sweden: If wife plays, I play.
Finland: You don't have to call me that...
Sweden: ......
Finland: ....... ok fine.
America: Everyone accepted?
Estonia: I didn't say any-
America: OKAY I'LL START!
Note that I'm actually writing in you as we play. Well, not really. I'm writing it all down on my phone (I borrowed a charger).
America: DENMARK- truth or dare?
Denmark: ...........tr- NO. Da- NO WAIT... Tru- OH, WAIT-
America: You have five seconds.
Denmark: UH.... TRUTH- darn...
America: Hm.... How the fuck do you keep your hair like that? I mean... It's defying gravity!
Denmark: Gel.
Prussia: What kind?
Denmark: Store kind?
Everyone: .......
Nobody will ever know.
Denmark: Hm.... ESTONIA TRUTH OR DARE?
Estonia: TRUTH SIR-
Denmark: Are you a nerd?
Finland: dENMARK-
Estonia: ....... I- no?
Denmark: We're cool then.
Estonia: Okay... I suppose... Finland, truth or dare!
Finland: Dare!
Everyone: oooooOOOOOooooh
Estonia: I dare you to let me become one of the Nordics!
Finland: Hahahahahahahahahaha- no, fuck you.
Estonia: ......
Finland: Mmmm.... Iceland! Truth or dare.
Oh shit- If I say dare he might make me do something completely ridiculous in front of everyone and nobody will every respect me ever, but if I say truth he might ask me something completely embarrassing and I'll have to answer it 100% honest and
Finland: LEAVE YOUR PHONE ASIDE, BOY! JUST CHOOSE!
Me: Truth
Mother of pearl...
Finland: Do you like somebody?
Me: ...... yes.
Finland: Who?
Me: Ah, one question.
Finland: Bu-
Me: ONE QUESTION!
Everyone: ........
HK: .........
Me: Um.... Norway, truth or dare?
Norway: I'm not playing-
Me: Big brother, truth or dare.
Somebody kill me now.
Norway: ...... Truth.
Me: Are you and De-
Norway: I MEAN DARE
Me: ...... I dare you to tell me if you and De-
Norway: I'M NOT PLAYING, I HATE THIS GAME.
Me: ...... I'll get it out of you someday.
Norway: No you won't.
Me: .... I dare you to lick that window.
And he licked the window. I have it on video.
Norway: Uh... you, kid that's always with Iceland for some awkward reason, truth or dare?
HK: Truth!
Norway: Uh... I don't know... how many siblings do you have?
He tried to seem interested but failed.
HK: I have like... wait lemme count-
Everyone: ......
HK: More than five for sure.
Norway: .... oH
HK: Um...you, dude that looks like, totally awesome...and you have a chicken on your head... truth or dare!
Prussia: What?
HK: A yellow little shit. I don't know.
Prussia: I know. Isn't it awesome?
HK: ...... I guess.
Prussia: I know it is. It's mine after all- and I- I mean the awesome me chooses... dare. Cuz I'm the best.
HK: I dare you to shut up.
Prussia: ....
And that's how we spent the whole day without hearing "I AM AWESOME", "SUCK IT" or "PAT MY BIRD"' (that last one though...)
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After who knows how much, the rain stopped. Fortunately, we were close to a gas station. Unfortunately, we had to push the RV. My back still hurts.
So we're on the road again. Yay. I'm guessing we'll make it back home in a few minutes... or hours. I'm gonna sleep meanwhile.
Iceland, out.