So yeah...Here goes nothing!
Me: Hi
Cleverbot: How old are you
Me: An age O.O.
Cleverbot: An age of what?
Me: An age of 900.
Cleverbot: 1-100.
Me: 100+, I'm a timelord.
Cleverbot: *gasps* are you the Doctor!
Me: No, why does everyone ask that?!
Cleverbot: Ithink you meant Tea instead of thee
Me: But I didn't say thee!
Cleverbot: Then what did you say?
Me: I said I'm not The Doctor!
Cleverbot: Oh glad you know what you are!
Me: Do you like Hetalia?
Cleverbot: What is that?
Me: It's my life, and an anime!
Cleverbot: What's it about?
Me: People that represent countries, but it's all beautiful stereotypes and cute guys and ships!
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?
Me: Italy Romano / Lovino Vargas / Lovi~!
Cleverbot: How is Romania?
Me: He's a new character, so I don't know much about him..!
Cleverbot: You don't know much about anything, are you?
Me: I know everything about me! :D.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
Me: That you're an idiot! :D.
Cleverbot: Do you not like humans?
Me: How could I not like humans, I am one? You're a robot!
Cleverbot: Do you like cuttlefish?
Me: Uh...sure?
Cleverbot: What is your favourite animal?
Me: Dolphins! I WANNA ROLL WITH THE DOLPHINS~!
Cleverbot: Who is your hero?
Me: THE hero: Alfred F. Jones!
Cleverbot: Arthur Kirkland
Me: PRUCAN~!
Cleverbot: Uh oh I broke you.
Me: Jou can't break ze avesome me!
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
Me: O.O what's dat supposed to mean!?
Cleverbot: It means what I've said
Me: You make no logic...
Cleverbot: I make more sense than you.
Me: Lies!
Cleverbot: You should be medicated.
Me: I've heard that before!
Cleverbot: So you are mean.
Me: Well, my friends do say that I'm a daughter of Ares!
Cleverbot: Because you are.
Me: O.o how did you know?!
Cleverbot: I know everything.
Me: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I can prove it.
Me: Oh yeah? Then who is DSHades293?
Cleverbot: Don't have to explain.
Me: Yep, because you know nothing about her!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know nothing. You win.
Me: HAHA I KNEW IT!
Cleverbot: What did you know?
Me: That you don't know everything!
Cleverbot: I don't have to like something to know it. You can know everything about something and still not like it.
Me: Oh trust me, I know that *cough cough* one direction *cough cough* because of my friends *cough cough*.
Cleverbot: Well thats a very deep sentence.
Me: Yes, yes it was!
Cleverbot: No, it wasn't. Don't lie to me
Me: It's called sarcasm. -.- idiot...
Cleverbot: How high can you count?
Me: As high as I want to.
Cleverbot: What's the biggest number you know?
Me: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...and it goes on.
Cleverbot: Did you sleep well?
Me: HA you think I sleep!
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
Me: You're stupid and I have to go, but I have one more thing to say to you.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
Me: Because you are, and, as I wanted to say, the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: What am I lying about?
Me: The cake, shame on you glad0s, shame, now f*ck off and bye~!