1. How old are you?
Well, I turned 14 on August 24. So...Ya!
2. Who's your favorite?
I can't choose any favorite, I love them all. But in this book, my favorite character is....I actually don't have a favorite character... So sorry. I mean, how can anyone choose?!
3. For Harry- Are you....dominant in bed? ;)
Harry: why yes baby, I am ;)
4. For Louis- why?!!?!! Why do this to Alex!! What was your motive?
Me (the Author): umm... I don't think Louis should answer this one...
Louis: no, no, it's alright love. I'll answer it.
Me: are you sure, you don't have too.
Louis: it's fine.
Me: ok
Louis: well. To answer your question, it was at first because I was her bully in high school and I wanted to win the bet Harry dared me when he saw her at first. Little did he know that was the one and only from high school. But....I don't. I've fallen for her now, but I just couldn't back down from the bet. I had already told Taylor and Ed and all the boys and Danielle and Cheryl. Everyone close to home, really. I know it's bad, but I love her...HONEST!
5. NOOOO!! I don't believe this!! Why Niall? How is Niall being bad?! Niall, get ur butt over here and answer me.
Niall: I'm sorry!! I'm sorry. Don't hurt me!! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do anything. This is all my fault, I know. But I love her, I do. Speaking of, do you know where she is? If you do, tell her I'm sorry. I am, truly. This is all my fault. Wherever you are, Alex...I'm sorry. I-I have to go, I'm going to cry.
6. Louis you asshole!! I'm going to kill you!!
Louis: errr, calm down love.
Niall: no she's right. Let's get him
*starts a riot*
Me: now now kids, calm down. You can't do this.
Louis: aww, it's alright love, I've got this. I'll just ask an old buddy to come help me out.
John Cena: what's the problem here?
The commenter: 😱
Niall: 😱
The mob: 😱
Barack Obama: 😱
Th world: 😱
Donald Trump: Huge. Huge. Huge.
7. So boys!!! How are you guys doing?
Harry: ummm...I'm quite fine, and how are you, love?
The commenter: great, how bout you Louis?
Louis: miserable, lost the one I love.
Niall: hey! You don't get to be 'miserable'! This was all your idea! And she's not yours anymore. She's mine...now.
Louis: hah, you hurt her just as much as I did. You aren't an angel here.
Liam: Niall, don't you dare get with that slut. I will kill her myself if you get with her.
The commenter: *backs away slowly*
Zayn: BOYS! Look what you've done, you scared away the poor girl.
Harry: sorry
Ed: she'd be better off with me.
Harry:😐
Louis:😕
Niall:😠
Zayn: 😯
Total Nalex shipper (how do you guys like the Niall and Alex ship name?) : *cracks knuckles* you're gonna die son. Start running redhead.
Ed: 😬 ahhhhhh!!
8. Finally! I can now safely ship Larry! Go LARRY! Woohoooo!! 😆😆
Harry: whoa whoa whoa...wait a sec. I don't think I'm gay.
Louis: I...don't think so either.
The shipper: HAHAHHA lies I don't believe y'all.
Louis: I am in fact straight- hey Harry will you pull out for a second, I'm trying to speak the truth.
All of the LARRY fandom: 😳😳😳WE TOLD YOU GUYS SOOOOO!! 😉
Harry: well done Louis, well done.
9. Liam... Are you hurting? Tell us, this isn't you. The Liam we all know has those beautiful puppy eyes, and would never want to kill anyone. Tell us the truth.
Liam- ughhh. It's...complicated.
Niall and Harry: *pulls out a seat*
Harry: please....tell us.. Why are you such an asshole to Alex?
Liam: well..it is Alex's fault that Niall is broken. And that Louis is corrupt.
Me: oh hun Louis has always been corrupt.
Liam: I'm just trying to protect Niall. That's all.
Zayn: I ship Niam.
Niall: I ship Larry
Harry: .-.
Louis: ._.
Niall: checkmate.
10. Any kinks, Harry?
Me: *laughs* I think I know one.
Harry: Ya doll, I know you know. But we are in an interview, be calm.
*proceeds to whisper " Daddy is going to make you feel so good tonight baby. "
Niall: WHAT?! You? And Harry? Fuck?
Me: 😶
Harry: 😶
Both: shit
11. Alex! How you doing girl?! Just wondering, are you okay? Like actually okay?! How are you dealing with this stress? You have no female friends over there to talk to, so let it out here Hun.
Alex, Harry, and Author are only left in the room.
Harry: *rubs Alex's neck and shoulders from behind her* it's okay Alex, let it all out. Just let it out.
Alex: I don't care, it doesn't hurt me
Harry: aww love, you don't have to keep your shield up, not here. Just let it out, it'll hurt more if you bottle it up.
Alex: I-I don't want to care. I don't want it to affect me. But it does. It hurts, so much. Like my heart is being prodded with nails every time I look at Niall, or Zayn, or any of you guys.
Harry: shhh, baby it's okay, don't cry. *kisses away her tears* it's okay
Me: u guys should be the couple in the book. U guys are so much cuter than anything else I've written.
*scribbles down a few notes*
*Harry looks at Alex, Alex looks at Harry. No words are spoken.*
Niall: awkward
Harry: where'd you come from
Niall: 😶
12. Do you believe in Larry? or Narry?
Me: Ughhh...that's a really hard question.
Harry: hard, like my di-
Me (the author) : *covers Harry's mouth* shut up Harry.
Harry: *smirks* not what you said yesterday
Me: *cheeks turn red* Anyways, I have to ship the both of them. I just love them both
13. Hey Niall.. Are you...free right now? ;)
Niall: as a matter of fact, I am. Come on, let's go ...away from here. I'm on top, kay?
14. Oh my god oh my god I love this book!! A lot! I was wondering, is Niall going to hurt her, again? And what bout Alex's parents, are they important?
Great question! First of all thanks so much for the compliment! I'm glad you like it. Niall is not going to hurt her again, he's learned his lesson. Hopefully.
But just to be sure...
Me: welcome, welcome, come in Alex and Niall.
Alex: h-hi?
Niall: sup girl? How you doing?
*Niall puts a hand on Alex's back, his fingers dipping inside the back of her shirt lightly. She flinches, then bits lip.*
Me: fine, I'm fine. How are you guys?
Alex: f-fine
Niall: great!
Alex: what are we here for again?
Me: oh, ya. *runs through papers* so Niall, are you going to hurt Alex any time soon?
*Niall growls, jumping up and fisting shirt of author.*
Niall: Don't. Even. Mention. It.
Me: *raises hands in defense* okay okay, calm down Niall.
Alex: Niall, come back here. Please
Me: okay. *wipes sweat from brow* I think that is enough for this question. You guys may leave.
15. Do you have any other books?
Yes, I do...I have
Babysitting Harry Styles? (Harry Styles)
My Untouched Heart (Louis Tomlinson)
Broken Texts (Louis Tomlinson)
1D Preferences
1D Imagines
1D Gifs (Just a bunch of funny one direction Gifs)
1D Memes ( Just a bunch of funny one direction memes)
Karma, My Love (Harry Styles)
Match Made in Hell (Harry Styles)
Bound To Break (Harry Styles)
Me: Ya...I'm a busy girl
Harry: busy with wha-
Me: Harry! Shut up
Harry: *whispers* come on babe, I need you
Me: me too, but not now.
Harry: what do I do with this then? *points to pants*
Me: deal with it
Harry: find, if you'll excuse me
16. Zayn?! Babe I love you, I miss you, and I support you wherever you go.
(Not a question but had to include it)
Zayn: aww, baby I miss you too. I love you to the ends of the earth, and always will. I may not know your name, or your face, but I know you are there for me, always.
17. Who's gonna get Alex??
I'd tell you, but it'd spoil the ENTIRE BOOK!
18. In a LARRY situation, who tops? Harry? Or Louis?
Well, in my opinion, Harry because he's just stereotyped as rough and aggressive, but....
Then I found this
So Idek.
19. Are you in a relationship?
Harry: Ya *smirks* with me
Me: *sighs* unfortunately yes.
Harry: oh, come on, you know you love me
Me: ya...I guess I do
So the answer to ur question is no.
20. Okay okay.. So my friend and I were arguing bout who is hotter....Louis or Harry?
Uh, duh, that is an invalid question. It's like 1 divided by 0, you just can't.
They are both equal partners in the problem of global warming.
Ya....so that's it!!
How'd you like the interview type answers? More of those, or less??
Please vote and comment, it means the world to me! Please don't be a silent reader it makes me so sad to see 30 reads and 3 votes. Meh 😢
Please?