Rhodes: will you guys talk on here so I know what you're doing? I'm really bored and I'm hiding in the Avengers pantry so Peter can't find me.
Tony: okay, how did you even get in there?
Rhodes: you don't even want to know...
Clint: 'The Maze Runner' is out on DVD?!
Nat: Clint, it's been out for a long time! 'The Scorch Trials' is already out.
Clint: well then I'm gonna buy them both and have a marathon tonight. Nat, wanna join me?
Steve: did you just call it a marathon?
Nat: I'd love to!
Clint: will you hold my hand at the scary parts?
Nat: what? No! The Grievers aren't even scary!
Clint: Grievers?
Thor: I really like gum balls!
GG: is that nomal?
Sam: yes, it is.
Rhodes: wait, what did Thor do?
Pepper: he swallowed 10 gum balls whole and now he is chewing on 8 as we speak.
Rhodes: how many did he get?
Thor: 30!!!!!
Tony: Rhodes! I found something you'd like!
Rhodes: What? What?
Tony: A black rock!
Steve: Tony, that's not nice.
Bruce: That black rock might actually be obsidian, which I need for my chemical transformation to reverse lava into magnetic healing liquid.
Nat: nobody cares about your stupid science stuff!
Tony: I agree, plus that project will never work, Bruce, so give it up.
Sam: Tony, at least let him think it would work. You're so negative.
Steve: you know that's Tony's personality, right?
Tony: Hey! I can be nice!
Rhodes: since when?
Pepper: guys, stop being rude to Tony, he's trying his hardest to be nice to you guys and you know it. There's no point in being hard on him!
Steve: Yes, Miss. Potts
Thor: May we play the car police game on the flat screen things at the place you call the Apple?!
Clint: you wanna go play games on the iPads?
Nat: no, you only go to the Apple to buy your devices not sit and play on the new iPads!
Clint: can I get rid of him?
Tony: please
GG: no! He's the one who wanted to go to the mall, so he gets to stay!
Clint: I'm getting rid of him
Nat: Clint- please do it he's got me in a headlock and is threatening me that he'll bash my head in with his hammer if we don't go to the Apple! And he's too babyish so I don't wanna hurt him!
Clint: there. Gone. Now let's hurry and go before he comes back.
Rhodes: what did you do?
Clint: I grabbed one of his gum balls and said 'go get it' after I threw it over the mall railing into the tiny stream. Then he ran down to get it.
Sam: clever