Tony: HAPPY 4th OF JULY!🇺🇸🎆
GG: Yeah, sooo happy
Wanda: What's up with you?
GG: I just got fired...
Nat: GG, I'm so sorry! Why? What happened?
Clint: Gee, I wonder
Sam: Shut up, bird brain
GG: Nick thinks that it's best if I leave. I've caused more trouble than before and now some of you hate me
Tony: But you helped me get back together with Pepper, does that mean anything to Nick?
Steve: Yeah, we aren't bickering near as much as before
Nat: You helped Clint and I get back together
GG: But at the cost of Clint hating me, I embarrassed him in front of all of you. I don't want you guys to hate him just because I disagreed with him. I don't want another fight, so I'm going back home
Tony: But didn't you say your father abused you?
GG: I'm 20, I live on my own
Nat: Gosh, you're so stupid Tony
Rhodes: Wait, you're 20?
GG: Yes, why?
Rhodes: Oh, you just look younger
GG: You thought Nick would send a foolish teen to bring the Avengers back together?
Sam: I didn't that, I knew you weren't a teen
Nat: Sam, your grammar is terrible
Sam: Thanks
GG: Well I must get going now
Wanda: At least stay for the fireworks
Steve: Please
GG: Okay, but then I must go. My replacement will be here tomorrow
Nat: Yes!
Tony: You want to see her replacement?
Nat: No, I'm glad she's staying longer, you idiot
Tony: oh
Today 10:47 pm
Nat: Sam, you're missing out
Sam: No I'm not
Rhodes: Yes you are
Tony: Where are you? Sitting at home contemplating life?
Sam: I'm on a date, actually. So I'm going to stop texting you
Nat: I'd stop, girls hate it when boys are on their phones the whole date
Clint: boys hate it when girls are on their phones the whole date
Pepper: Exactly why both genders should not be on their phone during a date
Rhodes: Wait, I thought you were on a date with Tony
Tony: She is
Pepper: Yeah, well Tony is on his phone too
Wanda: But I thought you were coming to fireworks
Tony: We will, as soon as we finish dinner
GG: It's almost 11 o'clock and you're eating dinner?
Pepper: outrageous, I know
Nat: What restaurant is open at 11?
Pepper: I want you to guess
Tony: McDonalds
Clint: Tony took you to fast food
Nat: For a date?
GG: on the 4th of July?
Pepper: Yep
Tony: Hey, its cheap
Wanda: says the billionaire
Tony: I am not
Steve: Tony Stark, Ironman, his house has been destroyed in every movie yet he always seems to have a back up
Tony: Bot every movie
Nat: *not*
Tony: I'm in an argument, Nat, my spelling doesn't matter
GG: Okay, let's all take a deep breath and relax, watch the fireworks
Pepper: I can't, the kiddie area blocks out any sign of fireworks
Tony: At least we're safe
Nat: What does that have to do with anything?
Tony: Well it's a holiday, usually something bad happens when we're happiest
Steve: stop being negative
GG: Yeah, I'm trying to be happy. Stop ruining it
Pepper: Okay, we're heading home now
Nat: Hurry so you don't miss anymore fireworks
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