Avengers: Age of Texting

Dave?

GG: Hi Dave

Clint: eww, you're talking to him?

Tony: sadly, she is

Steve: What are they saying?

Pepper: GG said "So I hear you're from Australia."

Tony: Then Dave said, "Yes, I lived there all through schooling." Then GG flipping blushed and asked how old he is

Rhodes: He says he's 23

Dave: Do you guys realize I'm on here and I know everything that you're saying about me.

Clint: Tony, continue narrating.

Rhodes: I was narrating too?

Nat: were you?

Rhodes: I meant ! Not ?

Nat: I know

Pepper: Okay, GG is asking a bunch of questions... his favorite color is green. His power is... I actually didn't catch that part

Rhodes: His power... I don't know how to spell that. He can turn into a liquid, there.

Steve: Wait, a liquid? Like water?

Dave: That would be shapeshifting. My body melts into a liquid, a liquid morphs to fit its surroundings. So my power is basically useless because I can't move when I'm in that form.

Clint: What if someone thought you were water and drank you?

Dave: I don't look like water, I turn bright red in that form

Clint: So, What if the person is colorblind?

Nat: Who would drink anything off the floor, anyways?

Clint: Thor would.

Nat: Besides him. Thor isn't colorblind, either

Clint: Yeah, But he's stupid. Maybe they have bright red drinks on Asgard.

Sam: I don't know, how bout you ask Thor

Pepper: How did this conversation get here and why?

Steve: I don't know, but what's happening over there?

Rhodes: AN EARTHQUAKE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Tony: What are you talking about?

Sam: Is there actually an earthquake?

Rhodes: YES AND IM TRAPPED UNDER RUBBLE COME HELP

Pepper: There is no earthquake.

Rhodes: YES IM SLOWLY DYING

Nat: You are ridiculous

Thor: IS JaMes in trouBLE?

Rhodes: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I NEVER LIKED ANY OF YOU

Tony: Harsh

Pepper: Okay, you can stop pretending to die. We all know there is no earthquake and you are not dying. Cut the act.

Dead Man: I HOPE YOUR ALL HAPPY IM DEAD

Dave: *you're

Rhodes: WHAT?

Dave: You said 'your' when you should've said 'you're'.

Clint: I CANNOT handle Dave

Dave: What? I'm helping you guys.

Tony: You're suppose to be helping us become best buddies again not annoy us to the point we want to kill you.

Pepper: Tony!

Rhodes: Fixing our grammar is not helping us become friends.

Dave: I didn't fix your grammar, I fixed your spelling.

Clint: *you're

Nat: He said the right your, Clint

Clint: *you're

Nat: and you wonder why I'm not your girlfriend

Clint: *you're

Pepper: Dave, don't try to correct him, he won't listen

Wanda: I want GG back

GG: I never left, I just lost my job and Tony said I could stay

Sam: I'm interested in seeing Dave's power

Pepper: That's completely different then what we're talking about

Clint: Ywah I want to see it too

Nat: Ywah? What?

Dave: *Yeah

Clint: OH MY GOODNESS IM LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK

Nat: Fine with me, bye

Clint: Ouch

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Shoutout to HermioneJG she was there to vote on a ton of chapters when I doubted this book. So thanks.

Happy Thanksgiving, even though I'm a tad bit late.

XOXO/CamBam59