The greatest man ever: Hey-o all! Welcome to the group text!
Spangled Man: Who is 'The greatest man ever'?
The greatest man ever: Me!
Spangled Man: Stark, is that you?
The greatest man ever: Maybe...
Spangled Man: Please change your name, Stark!
Billionaire: Fine. You happy?
Spangled Man: only if you show me how to change my name.
HAWKWARD: Tony, did you make a group text?
Billionaire: maybe...
Steve: that's better. Don't EVER call me Spangled Man EVER again, or I'll knock you out with my shield.
HAWKWARD: Why is my name 'HAWKWARD'?
Billionaire: I just might've hacked all of your devices and changed all your username's to what I please... Just maybe...
Steve: Tony! Who else did you invite on here?
Billionaire: All the Avengers... With a few others...
Clint: Haha! You may be able to change my username, but I have the ability to change it back!
Billionaire: Yeah, we all knew that.
Steve: Tony, change your name to 'Tony' or 'Stark' please.
Clint: I love how you say 'Please'!
Tony: fine, party pooper!
Steve: I do not poop at parties! Why does everyone keep saying that?
Spidey-Widey: Clint, Banner wants to check your heart rate before you begin.
Clint: To late, I already started.
Steve: Are you working out?!
Clint: maybe... And why is Natasha's name 'Spidey-Widey'?
Nat: there, I changed it. Stark, you don't wanna get on my bad side, so DO NOT change my username ever again!
Tony: Okey-dokey!
Steve: Where is everyone else?
Clint: Banner is with me, we are doing an experiment with Cardiovascular Fitness of some sort.
Tony: Pepper and Vision are with me.
Nat: Thor is in Asgard and Wanda is visiting Pietro at the hospital.
Steve: Okay, I got to go guys, my roommate is waiting for me to turn on the TV.
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanfictionHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
