(This chapter is Coulson and Agent Hill only)
Agent Hill: Sir, may I ask you a question?
Coulson: you just did.
Agent Hill: Do you happen to know why GG never typed in the letter 'r'?
Coulson: what do you mean?
Agent Hill: every time she typed a word with the letter 'r' in it, the r would never be there. For example: Avengers. GG would type: Avenges. Pietro: Pieto. Are: ae.
Coulson: I don't know. Why don't you ask her?
Agent Hill: because what if she has a disability in speech that makes it so she can't pronounce her 'r's so she never types them? I don't want to offend her!
Coulson: I assure you that GG has no disabilities.
Agent Hill: if you're so sure, why don't you ask her?
Coulson: Fine, I will.
Agent Hill: good
Coulson: wait, you just want me to ask her for you, am I right?
Agent Hill: Sir, please just ask her. YOU are the one who investigates people.
Coulson: you have a point. Fine, I'll do it.
•Coulson added GG to the message•
Coulson: GG, why don't you type any 'r's when you type a word with r in it?
GG: because that lette button is boken on my flip phone.
Agent Hill: oh, alright. Wait! You have a flip phone!?
GG: please, don't judge o ask, just emove me fom this goup message.
•GG was removed from the message•
Agent Hill: Ha! She has a flip phone. She acts older than Steve.
Coulson: Hill, just go do your job.
Agent Hill: Yes sir.
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