The Gangleader Kidnapped Me |...

By whiskeyroses

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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What... More

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me
Chapter One.) Wanna See Me Twerk?
Chapter Two.) Ariana Grande Trying To Get Freaky With Zombies Or What?
Chapter Three.) Can We Keep Her? Huh, huh, huh?
Chapter Four.) Who Runs The World? Cows
Chapter Five.) Goddammit Ethan
Chapter Six.) My Heroes
Chapter Seven.) I Can't Help It...I've Always Wanted A Cow
Chapter Eight.) Sir Moocelot
Chapter Nine.) Big, Red Button
Chapter Ten.) Why Would You Make A Self-Destruct Button?!
Chapter Eleven.) I'm Frickin' Adorable
Q & SLAY
Chapter Tweleve.) Dr. Breasticles
Chapter Thirteen.) Special
Chapter Fourteen.) Look At My Boo Boo
Chapter Fifteen.) Ya Nasty
Chapter Sixteen.) Damn, Vanessa. Back At It Again With The Awkwardness
Chapter Seventeen.) The Deadly Stapler
Chapter Eighteen.) Are They Having...You Know...Naughty Naughty?
Chapter Nineteen.) Watch Out, Ms. Potato Head
Chapter Twenty.) Potato Costume
Chapter Twenty One.) You Should Be A Therapist, Ethan
Chapter Twenty Two.) Knock Knock
Chapter Twenty Three.) What Would You Do If I Licked Your Abs?
Chapter Twenty Four.) BABY, TAKE ME BACK!
Chapter Twenty Five.) I Ship It
Chapter Twenty Six.) Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
Chapter Twenty Seven.) I Thought We Were Forever *CRIES*
Chapter Twenty Eight.) Nobody Nose
Chapter Twenty Nine.) Is There All There Is To Life?
Chapter Thirty.) I Mean I Could, But Why Would I Want To?
Chapter Thirty One.) My Boobs Are Buzzing!
Chapter Thirty Two.) I'm A Ninja
Chapter Thirty Three.) I'm Not A Hoe
Chapter Thirty Four.) Ethan's Butt
Chapter Thirty Five.) Are You Friends With A Ninja?
Chapter Thirty Six.) Nice Butt, Mate
Chapter Thirty Seven.) Horny In Chicago
Chapter Thirty Nine.) Can I Have Ashton Irwin?
Chapter Forty.) Everything Is Not What It Seems
Chapter Forty One.) Why Did I Sign Up For This?
Chapter Forty Two.) The Cow And The Pig
Epilogue
NOW READY FOR PURCHASE
BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM part 1
BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 2
BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 3
How The Gang Met Ethan - Bonus
TGKM SPECIAL EDITION REWRITE - 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Chapter Thirty Eight.) Damn, You Readers

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By whiskeyroses

"There, the end," I finished with a sigh, shooing everyone away. "Now, be gone!"

"No! I'm not satisfied with the ending!" a reader cried. "There has to be more to the story!"

"Well, there isn't," I lied through my teeth.

The readers snarl and narrow their eyes before taking Sir Moocelot out of their bags. I gasp when they poke him with a knife.

"Do you want him to die?" a reader hissed.

Goddammit.

"OKAY! I'LL TELL YOU MORE!" I surrendered before making myself comfortable on the chair again.

"Good choice," a reader smiled as they settled down.

I frowned. "Okay, so after the whole Keith-gets-arrested fiasco, Val takes me home..."

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