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    The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓
    The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓
    whiskeyroses
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    Complete, First published Jan 06, 2015
    "You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."
        
        Silence. 
        
        What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...
        
        Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 
        
        "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"
        
        What am I, a pet?
        
        "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 
        
        Thank you.
        
        "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"
        
        I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 
        
        "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."
        
        Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 
        
        Lightbulb. 
        
        "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 
        
        Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"
        
        "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 
        
        And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.
          
          -
        
        WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL 
        
        NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE
        
        http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html
        
          Highest Rank: #1 in Humor 
          April 19, 2015
          
          CoAuthor: DreamCreature
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    Table of contents
    • The Gangleader Kidnapped Me
      Sat, Sep 17, 2016
    • My Preach
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter One.) Wanna See Me Twerk?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Two.) Ariana Grande Trying To Get Freaky With Zombies Or What?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Three.) Can We Keep Her? Huh, huh, huh?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Four.) Who Runs The World? Cows
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Five.) Goddammit Ethan
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Six.) My Heroes
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Seven.) I Can't Help It...I've Always Wanted A Cow
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Eight.) Sir Moocelot
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Nine.) Big, Red Button
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Ten.) Why Would You Make A Self-Destruct Button?!
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Eleven.) I'm Frickin' Adorable
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Q & SLAY
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Tweleve.) Dr. Breasticles
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirteen.) Special
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Fourteen.) Look At My Boo Boo
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Fifteen.) Ya Nasty
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Just Let Me Preach, Okay?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Sixteen.) Damn, Vanessa. Back At It Again With The Awkwardness
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Seventeen.) The Deadly Stapler
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Eighteen.) Are They Having...You Know...Naughty Naughty?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Nineteen.) Watch Out, Ms. Potato Head
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty.) Potato Costume
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty One.) You Should Be A Therapist, Ethan
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Two.) Knock Knock
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Three.) What Would You Do If I Licked Your Abs?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Four.) BABY, TAKE ME BACK!
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Five.) I Ship It
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Six.) Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Seven.) I Thought We Were Forever *CRIES*
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Eight.) Nobody Nose
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Twenty Nine.) Is There All There Is To Life?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty.) I Mean I Could, But Why Would I Want To?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty One.) My Boobs Are Buzzing!
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Two.) I'm A Ninja
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Three.) I'm Not A Hoe
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Four.) Ethan's Butt
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Five.) Are You Friends With A Ninja?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Six.) Nice Butt, Mate
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Seven.) Horny In Chicago
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Eight.) Damn, You Readers
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Thirty Nine.) Can I Have Ashton Irwin?
      Tue, Jun 7, 2016
    • Chapter Forty.) Everything Is Not What It Seems
      Thu, Jun 9, 2016
    • Damn It, Angel, Back At It Again With The Unpublishing Chapters Shit
      Thu, Jun 23, 2016
    • Chapter Forty One.) Why Did I Sign Up For This?
      Fri, Jun 24, 2016
    • Chapter Forty Two.) The Cow And The Pig
      Thu, Jul 7, 2016
    • Epilogue
      Sun, Oct 23, 2016
    • NOW READY FOR PURCHASE
      Fri, Mar 10, 2017
    • BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM part 1
      Sun, Jan 15, 2017
    • BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 2
      Wed, Feb 1, 2017
    • BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 3
      Mon, May 29, 2017
    • How The Gang Met Ethan - Bonus
      Fri, Jul 20, 2018

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    "You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."
        
        Silence. 
        
        What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...
        
        Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. 
        
        "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"
        
        What am I, a pet?
        
        "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." 
        
        Thank you.
        
        "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"
        
        I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. 
        
        "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."
        
        Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. 
        
        Lightbulb. 
        
        "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. 
        
        Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"
        
        "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. 
        
        And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.
          
          -
        
        WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL 
        
        NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE
        
        http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html
        
          Highest Rank: #1 in Humor 
          April 19, 2015
          
          CoAuthor: DreamCreature

    53 parts

    • BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 2
      Wed, Feb 1, 2017
    • BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 3
      Mon, May 29, 2017
    • How The Gang Met Ethan - Bonus
      Fri, Jul 20, 2018
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