"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."
Silence.
What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...
Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity.
"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"
What am I, a pet?
"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her."
Thank you.
"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"
I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell.
"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."
Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val.
Lightbulb.
"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says.
Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"
"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly.
And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.
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"You'll be fine?" I shrieked. "You just got freaking stabbed! You're letting out more blood than a girl on her period! You are not going to be fine! I have to call the police. No wait, I have to call an ambulance! Oh my God, why didn't I think of that before? Stupid, Genevi-"
"Stop talking!" he growled, turning away. I wrung my hands together in panic, trying to calm myself down. "I can take care of this, kitten. Leave me alone. It's just a small wound. Not like I haven't been stabbed before." he muttered the last part.
"What?!"
"Leave." he growled. I stared at him, unable to close my mouth. I had never seen someone get stabbed before. Heck, I had never seen someone get into a fight before. Ever. The only violence I had experienced was in movies. It was unfortunate for me that I found out how I would react in a danger situation like this. And by react, I mean completely flip the hell out.
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