"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous."
What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal...
Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity.
"Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?"
What am I, a pet?
"Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her."
"She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?"
I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell.
"But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her."
Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val.
"Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says.
Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?"
"He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly.
And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive.
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- The Gangleader Kidnapped Me
- My Preach
- Chapter One.) Wanna See Me Twerk?
- Chapter Two.) Ariana Grande Trying To Get Freaky With Zombies Or What?
- Chapter Three.) Can We Keep Her? Huh, huh, huh?
- Chapter Four.) Who Runs The World? Cows
- Chapter Five.) Goddammit Ethan
- Chapter Six.) My Heroes
- Chapter Seven.) I Can't Help It...I've Always Wanted A Cow
- Chapter Eight.) Sir Moocelot
- Chapter Nine.) Big, Red Button
- Chapter Ten.) Why Would You Make A Self-Destruct Button?!
- Chapter Eleven.) I'm Frickin' Adorable
- Q & SLAY
- Chapter Tweleve.) Dr. Breasticles
- Chapter Thirteen.) Special
- Chapter Fourteen.) Look At My Boo Boo
- Chapter Fifteen.) Ya Nasty
- Just Let Me Preach, Okay?
- Chapter Sixteen.) Damn, Vanessa. Back At It Again With The Awkwardness
- Chapter Seventeen.) The Deadly Stapler
- Chapter Eighteen.) Are They Having...You Know...Naughty Naughty?
- Chapter Nineteen.) Watch Out, Ms. Potato Head
- Day Of Silence
- Chapter Twenty.) Potato Costume
- Chapter Twenty One.) You Should Be A Therapist, Ethan
- Chapter Twenty Two.) Knock Knock
- Chapter Twenty Three.) What Would You Do If I Licked Your Abs?
- Chapter Twenty Four.) BABY, TAKE ME BACK!
- Chapter Twenty Five.) I Ship It
- Chapter Twenty Six.) Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
- Chapter Twenty Seven.) I Thought We Were Forever *CRIES*
- Chapter Twenty Eight.) Nobody Nose
- Chapter Twenty Nine.) Is There All There Is To Life?
- Chapter Thirty.) I Mean I Could, But Why Would I Want To?
- Chapter Thirty One.) My Boobs Are Buzzing!
- Chapter Thirty Two.) I'm A Ninja
- Chapter Thirty Three.) I'm Not A Hoe
- Chapter Thirty Four.) Ethan's Butt
- Chapter Thirty Five.) Are You Friends With A Ninja?
- Chapter Thirty Six.) Nice Butt, Mate
- Chapter Thirty Seven.) Horny In Chicago
- Chapter Thirty Eight.) Damn, You Readers
- Chapter Thirty Nine.) Can I Have Ashton Irwin?
- Chapter Forty.) Everything Is Not What It Seems
- Damn It, Angel, Back At It Again With The Unpublishing Chapters Shit
- Chapter Forty One.) Why Did I Sign Up For This?
- Chapter Forty Two.) The Cow And The Pig
- NOW READY FOR PURCHASE
- BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM part 1
- BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 2
- BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 3
- How The Gang Met Ethan - Bonus