(A chapter dedicated for when Starpaw decides something)
flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS! (I do in fact love Jesus,but seriously darkroses,don't go forcing your beliefs on other people T_T Seriously,calling the flamers 'satanists' will get you more haters)
"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole." (YES PUT THIS CAT ON PAROLE RIGHT NOW!!!)
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund. (I thought they were orange?!)
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow. (And now she's freaking yellow!)
"Its me GrayStipe (almost)" GrayStrip (almost!) wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.
"Omigosh Graystip (getting a bit colder..) what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe (ALMOST!) locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked. (You're turning her into a mat?)
"OMigosh grayStripe (eh,close enough) thats so nic!" (Yes,Graystripe,that's so 'nic') StarKit (and she's a kit again) scremed. (No need to scream!How has nobody else woken up yet?!) "but FireStar alredy esked me."
"wel then hes jst an idot." (You guys are best friends!)
"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole." (WHAT)
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund.(THIS)
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow.(IS)
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.(REPEATING)
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked.(ITSELF)
"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me."(BUT)
"wel then hes jst an idot."(WHY?!?!?)
y do u say tha?" yellED STARPaw (Again how has no one woken up) GayStrip (I can't even I won't even lost the ability to even) locked at hr meanly. (Didn't you just a second ago ask Starpaw to be your mate?) "i dont lik him" sqeakd GrayStripe (You're best friends for Starclan's sake!) he locked arund fastly. "hes a mean cat! (YOU.ARE.BEST.FRIENDS.)
"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED. (So she shocked him?)
"No ur much prtter then sourg" said Graystripe (You're still pretty to me Scourge ;-;) he licked her on the head I want u to be my mat." he yeleled. (Has everyone just gone deaf now?)
"Well mabey. but what would FireStar say?" she wispereed. GrayStripe locked around agan. "I dont think he wuld mind." said GraStri;e
"OMIGOSH SUR THAN!" StarPaww yelleded happly. (Yup everyone's deaf)
"Wat ar uo ta;kin abut" said FireHert (downgrade) he was walkin up. He locked angrily. (So he clicked a lock angrily.And he's also not deaf apparently)
"oh uhhhh nuthin FireStar (upgrade) go back to sleep!" mwled StarPaw (You can't order him around,you butt!) hoppin he would leaf so she culd be alon with grayStripe. (That last part of the sentence sounds wrong)
"Yah FireStra theres nithing to wory about!" cherrid GrayStrpe but Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be our mate." (Our?!)
"oh uh yeh. yELLED STARPaw (QUIT YELLIN') but he didn;t leaf instead he jumped on GrayStripe!1!11
"I Want to be wit her!" said FireHart (downgrade) attakin GraySriep.
"No I do!" shouted. (Did someone just come out of nowhere and shout?)
"guysys stop fihting you can BOTH be my mats! (You're too young anyway!Does your mother seriously not care or is she not essential to the plot anymore?) StarPaw wispered apply like seCert."
"No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled Firestar. "Otterwies youll chet on us." (Chet?)
"So StarGleam,(She's not a warrior yet!) who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe. (What?!I-I-I can't even.)
I'm surprised I haven't already died reading this junk.