we're starting right off with a segment I like to call "reasons Jay will jack off tonight"
Boi
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yo so today we had career day at school and I made a list of cool stuff here's the list
-police dog guy (the dogs name was Taz I love him)
-Doctor
-guy who worked at ESPEN with a lot of artists to promote college football (one of the artists being FOB!!)
-a government official who sassed me
okay about the dog: the dog was a German Shepard and he was 2 1/2 and great the cop showed us how he got in and out of the car (we went outside) and the dog jumped in and out of the car a few times and then fucked up so he was hanging out the window and my friend whispered to me "doggo did a dumb" and I cried
the cop also told the story about the dogs name BC he had other dogs before him but they all flunked out of dog cop school so he got him finally but one of the dogs he had before he didn't like the name of so he changed it and everyone yelled at him so he was like okay I won't do it again
but then he gets this dog and his boss is like "don't change the dogs name" and he's like
"Sir his name is Satan"
And the boss is like "nevermind what I just said change his name now oh god why is his name Satan"
Funny things
The doctor talked about how one night in te ER this woman came in shitfaced drunk and like "yo my heads bleeding" and she apparently accidentally scalped herself by tripping into her trash can and didn't realize it's fucked up but kinda funny at the same time
And the government official who sassed me is like kinda secret service for the governor of the state and he was like "oh who knows the governors name" and I wa alike it's Daniel Malloy and he's like what and I said Daniel Malloy and then he goes actually it's Danell Malloy and so you don't get it wrong again have a pen with a name on it
this savagery was committed in front of 40 kids and like 4 teachers I couldn't believe it I was like "oh my god that happened" jfc what is my life
And then later we were in shop working with the 3D printer and stuff and we were on Google BC we could and my friend got this doge extension on chrome and it's hilarious 10/10 would recommend and we googled Pete WENTZ and hit the doge button and the first thing that came up was "the wentz finger plz" and I started crying I was laughing so hard my friend was concerned for me lmao
I'm also going to a friend's party tomorrow and seeing civil war again so I won't be posting anything probably but I will hopefully have the next chapter of lost brothers out by the end of next week
lmao my finals are in like two weeks I don't care at all I'm so done and so are everyone else in my grade we're all out of it it's great
yo I was talking with my friends and this shit goes down I hate my life
holy shit the only exception just came on fuckkK
(the thing he's making a joke from is message man by top)
and then
we're talking on Twitter we're cool
Lmao Logan called zachs dick small and they're having a sleepover so they started fighting and I was like "have fun guys"
they're good tho
I'm high-key planning a new fic that will be released once I finish lhts BC four fics at one time is nah and five is absolutely nah so like
sorry
brand new eyes is such a good album wow paramore is great
honestly tho that band is great
WAIT I HAVE CONTENT FROM 2005
LOOK AT THIS SHIT IM GONNA YELL IM OUT BYE
you c an see Pete just kinda chilling there on the amp I'm gonna execute myself
that reminds me today my band was practicing for the parade we're in and it was so hot today and I play this thing called the baritone horn brb getting a picture
okay so I play this thing it's like a trumpet that looks like a tuba that sounds like a trombone honestly what the fuck is this thing
but it's like a tenth of my body weight so I'm walking and playing and holding this thing in the hot sun being a very non-athletic person and I literally died I walked into homeroom at the end of practice and laid down on the ground for like a minute I almost died
impossible year is playing this doesn't suit the mood I'm yelling
oh wait I remember something I wanted to talk about
so in fics people always talk about mikeys jawline being like a knife and I don't deny that just its not as sharp as it is describe and for me it's always like
WHAT YOU DESCRIBE:
WHAT YOU MEAN:
there no point in this I just wanted to talk about Jeffree star I love him
I saw a tweet the other day where someone was like "I'd pay good money to see Jeffree star do Brendon URIES makeup and smoke golden blunts together" and honestly same can this happen I'm yelling
okay that's all have this picture of Pete bye