So much has happened in so little time.
I get kidnapped.
I try to escape three times and have a ninja catch me everytime.
I get a stuffed cow.
I press a red button.
I press a self-destruct button.
I- I wipe under my eyes. I lost my stuffed cow. RIP Sir Moocelot.
I go to Spain.
I have weird adventures with my boobs. Don't know why I worded it like that but whatever.
I get drugged by brownies.
I train to be a spy.
I flash a gang leader.
I kiss a gang leader.
I have a water gun fight with the gang.
I cause a fight between the gang leader and his best friend which is stupid because bros over hoes.
I'm not a hoe though.
I start shipping the gang leader and the best friend.
I get kidnapped...again.
I hear a ninja speak for the first time in his life.
And now, I'm standing in a room with the gang leader pointing his gun at his father, who's pointing his gun at me. And I wonder...
This doesn't happen in real life, and yet somehow...
It has happened in mine.