I'm not in jail! This really dumb story keeps getting crazier! I'll explain why in due course but first, a little word.
So for a couple of days I didn't really see the point in continuing this story. I mean, it was only really supposed to be to show the cops, and they didn't need it after all. But then what unfolded afterwards inspired me to finish it off. If I'm ever lucky enough to have kids then they are definitely getting told all of this!
So sit back, relax, and get ready for the conclusion of the most ridiculous story of all time.