Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and...

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Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and Comebacks Galore!
Keep Calm and......
Slap him hard!
He said She Said
Valentine slaps!
Pick your guy up!
One liners!
What 'ya say?
Hey Blondie!
Visit Walmart!
Haha Jokes
Haha Jokes!
Old McDonald...
*Ring* *Ring* Hello?
Sarcastic comments!
Naughty? *check*
Haha Jokes
Blam! Blam!
Who said English is easy?
Purple Dino
Creative homework excuses
Ways to say 'Your Fly Is Open'
Funny things to do in Class and School
Random things to do in an elevator
DON'T DO IT!
Funny quotes
Annoy the 'rents
Hey Patrick! It's Spongebob!!
Damn you Autocorrect!
Yo Momma jokes!!
10 Ways To Surviving High School
Oxymorons!
Dumbest Criminals!
911 What's Your Emergency?
Parking ticket
Dumbest labels EVUUUUR!
*world please swallow me whole!*
American humor
Gross Would you rather!
Another Laugh
Dumblewhore*
Laughter is the best medicine!
Kickass!
Random shizz and facts
That's my boy!
Mental ward
That's My Boy!
Forest Gump goes to heaven!

Worst Slogan Translations!

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Pepsi spooked Chinese consumers when it didn't realize its "Come alive with Pepsi" slogan translated to "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead."

When McDonald's brought its Big Mac to France, it translated to the name "Gros Mec," which actually means "big pimp".

When Frank Perdue's chicken hit Spanish markets, its tagline got terribly mangled from "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken" to "It takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

Coors' "Turn it loose!" tagline took on a whole new meaning in Spain, where it translated to "You will suffer from diarrhea."

When Clairol brought its "Mist Stick" curling iron to Germany, it failed to realize "Mist" is German slang for manure, resulting in crappy sales numbers for the product.

A Schweppes campaign went down the tubes when the company tried to sell Italian consumers "toilet water" instead of tonic water

This one reportedly didn't hurt sales: Hunt-Wesson introduced its baked beans in French Canada as "Gros Jos" without realizing that's slang for "big breasts"

KFC mistakenly translated its "finger-lickin' good" tagline to "eat your fingers off" in Chinese

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