Aria
Psssttt
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ARIA:
Sebastian
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ARIA
SEBASTIAN STAN ANSWER ME NOW.
SEBASTIAN
Jesus okay what Aria?
ARIA
You little shit you were ignoring me.
SEBASTIAN
Aria it's nearly 2am
ARIA
I can see that you've read my messages so don't bullshit me *hiss*
SEBASTIAN
Aria did you just hiss at me through a screen?
ARIA
Damn right I did Stan.
SEBASTIAN
Do you actually have a point to this conversation?
ARIA
What's your favourite scary movie?
SEBASTIAN
Aria
ARIA
Sebastian
SEBASTIAN
WHAT
ARIA
Bitch
SEBASTIAN
Aria, what did you just call me?
ARIA
You're supposed to say jerk.
SEBASTIAN
Are you serious right now? You're so weird.
ARIA
Yeah okay. Says the guy who wear a metal arm for a living.
SEBASTIAN
ARIA, BUCKY HAS NO LEFT ARM. I PLAY BUCKY BARNES, SO WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO??
ARIA
Holy shit Stan, I've ready the comics. So just bibbity boppity chill the shit out.
SEBASTIAN
Chill the shit out? Aria that makes no sense.
ARIA
YOU MAKE NO SENSE
SEBASTIAN
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION
ARIA
I DONT REMEMBER! YOUR BULLSHIT IS CLOUDING MY PAUL BETTANY
SEBASTIAN
A
RIA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
ARIA
YOU FAKEASS HOE! PAUL AS IN VISION AS IN IT'S FUNNY
SEBASTIAN
Aria, I'm going to sleep.
ARIA
NOT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
SEBASTIAN
THEN SAY IT
ARIA
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME!?!?
SEBASTIAN
I'M NOT SHOUTING IM JUST TYPING IN CAPS
ARIA
WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN STEVE'S??
SEBASTIAN
ARIA
ARIA
Okay mr 'I have no chill'. I only wanted to say, don't you think it's weird that you're my brothers costar but I've never met you?
SEBASTIAN
Is that seriously what you woke me up for??
ARIA
You were already awake. Now answer the question.
SEBASTIAN
Chris loves me more than he loves you. It's that simple.
ARIA
I hate you.
SEBASTIAN
How can you hate me when you've never met me?
ARIA
Shut it smartass
SEBASTIAN
How can you hate my smart ass if you've met it?
ARIA
Goodnight Sebastian.
SEBASTIAN
I WIN
ARIA
IM TELLING CHRIS ON YOU.
SEBASTIAN
Awk Aria don't.
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SEBASTIAN
ARIAAA
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