You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them!
Stranger: yo
You: Yo homie wat it du
Stranger: Well that's bon, ma petite.
Stranger: Como te llamas?
You: Yo none o dat poshy sloshy shizz
You: dis shit be cray
Stranger: Porque no?
You: PORQUE
Your conversational partnet has disconnected.