Trolling people :') It's just what I do best!

Crazy? I was crazy once.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: SHUT THE DOOR

You: MY HEART SAYS YES BUT MY VAJAYJAY SAYS NO

You: !

Stranger: What?

You: I said

Stranger: MAKES you beautiful

You: *cries*

You: No more..

You: No more TORTURE

Stranger: Huuuum... SHUT UP BITCH

You: Nope.

You: You know what I really like?

You: Potatoes.

You: They never talk.

You: They just sit there and stare.

You: So God damn beautiful.

You: And then I like carrots too.

You: 'Cause they're like the same.

You: And then dogs...

You: But no wait

You: They never shut the fuck up!

You: Sounds like someone I know!

You: Tee hee!

You: Anywhore.

Stranger: Lol

You: So Alex told Lauren that he LOVES HER yesterday?>

You: OMFGEEZICKLES KNJFVNVNT

You: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

You: She's so ugly

You: He's hot though.

Stranger: No :/

You: WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE ME!???

You: WHY!?

You: WHY WHY!???

You: Am I getting fat :/?

You: You can tell me...

You: I really need honesty.

You: Come on don't tell me I'm skinny!

You: Stop lying!

You: I'm fat!

You: Ugh!

You: *gets up and leaves*

You: *comes back 10 seconds later*

You: I'm sorry.

You: I just get out of hand...

You: It wont happen again I promise.

You: So do you like potatoes?

You: I like potatoes.

You: They're crazy.