Hermione: Casting spells in the night!
Draco: Evils gathering!
Fred: MALFOY IS A JERK!
Snape: He lives in Slytherin...
Voldemort: Voldemorts on the rise! Woop!
George: And that sucks!
Harry: Now we gotta go collect all the horcrux!
Hermione: All the horcrux! All the horcrux! We've got to collect all the horcrux!
Harry: Oh guys we've already been there and down that! And Voldie plus Fred should be dead!
Fred: And also Ced!
Harry: We're not rhyming any more
Fred: Oh sorry...But Ceddy boy's over there counting his sparkles...
Cedric: This little sparkle went to market! This little sparkle-
Harry: OH SHUT UP!
Cedric: I FOUND Harry Potter!
*Sarcastic clapping from everyone apart from Ced*
Cedric: I'M SO CLEVER! I WANT A HOUSE POINT!
Snape: No...Because you have broken the school rule, no sparkling in the corridor I deduct fifty points and fifty more for being shirtless! IT BURNS!
Cedric: Er right...
Fred: Serioulsy cover yourself up dude!
Cedric: Why are you even looking at me?
George: WE CAN'T LOOK ANY WHERE ELSE! EVERYWHERE WE TURN WE SEE SPARKLES!
Cedric: So you FIND me attractive?
Fred/George: *Scream then faint*
Molly.W: NOT MY SONS YOU SPARKLY WEIRDO!
Cedric: Uh-Oh...
Luna: I find his sparkles really fascinating...
Fred/George: *Wake up* you do?
Luna: Yes they are very extra ordinary...Where can I get me some?
Cedric: Oh that's easy! I got them from sparkles.com *Not a real website guys*
Luna: Fascinating I shall go buy myself some...
*The next day Luna requires herself some um sparkles...*
Luna: Oh yes my sparkles have arrived! *Opens package and wears sparkles*
Cedric: Come on Luna! Lets go sparkle!
Fred: Y'know George, I am never smoking that stuff again...
George: Y'know Freddie I was thinking exactly the same thing...
And some of them lived sparkly ever after...
****The End****
Cedric: OH! LOOK SPARKLES! *Tries to grab them*
Lucy: Go away Ceddy boy, I am the sparkle terminator and I just nicked those sparkles from a Cullen, so you might be next in line...
Cedric: *Whimpers*