[Shane's POV]
Joey fell asleep in the backseat. He snored during the time we were in the car, but it wasn't a loud obnoxious snore, it was cute...
I parked in the garage and went the backseat door.
Shane: Hey Joey...
Joey: S-shane?
Shane: We're at the apartment, let's go inside!
Joey: How about we just stay here and-
He grabbed my shirt and lay back in the car pulling me on top of him. My legs were the only part of my body Joey hadn't managed to get inside the car.
He started kissing me, although it was sloppy because he was...well...drunk.
I leaned up trying to get him to stop so we could go upstairs, but his lips wouldn't disconnect from mine, he leaned up with me.
Joey: We don't need to go upstairs! Here is fine!
Shane: People can see us when the walk by Joey!
Joey: So...
He moved his hand to the front of my pants...he tried unbuttoning them but gave up after a couple tries. So instead he unbuttoned his own...
Shane: Joey, noo! What the fuck did you drink!
Joey: I dunno.
I somehow managed to get off of Joey and out've the car.
Shane: I grabbed Joey's leg attempting to get him out, but he took it to a different level. He moved my hand further up his leg, reaching his thigh...then curving to his crotch. I quickly pulled my hand back, not wanting anything more to happen.
Joey: Alright I'll get out.
The walk back to the apartment was entertaining watching Joey dance around...
It was near impossible to make out anything he was saying as he slurred every word.
Joey: I-I'm totoro!
Shane: Liar...
Joey: W-what did you just call me!
Shane: Joey's ready for a fight!
Joey: N-no I wouldn't fight y-you...
Shane: I know...
Joey: I'd f-fight Sawyer!
[Joey's POV]
*Joey's Thoughts*
Shane...totoro...Shane naked...
[Shane's POV]
I put Joey's arm around my shoulders as he was barely getting anywhere on his own two feet.
Shane: How the fuck did you get this drunk in such a short time!
Joey stopped moving at all and stared at me...
Joey: I...don't...know...
Shane: We're almost there...
When we got up to the apartment I let Joey spread his body on the couch. He took out his phone, camera and wallet from the table and set them on the coffee table. But he missed the table when putting his wallet down and it ended up on the floor.
Shane: How ya feeling?
Joey: Great! *Trips*
Shane: You pronounced tipsy wrong.
I went to the kitchen and Joey was mumbling.
Shane: What are you saying?
Joey: C-come sit with me...
I sat next to Joey and he wrapped his arms around me.
Joey: Hey...
Shane: Hi?
Joey's hand started moving up my thigh...
Shane: Joey stop...
Joey: Don't you want to?
Shane: Not with a drunk Joey...
Joey took off his shirt and threw it away but sat back on the couch...
Shane: Why'd you do that?
Joey: I'm hot...
Shane: What?
Joey: It's like 1000 degrees! I'm hot...
Shane: Oh I thought you meant-
Joey: You don't think I'm hot?
Shane: Are you kidding me right now?! OF COURSE I FUCKING DO!
Joey: Ohhh. Good.
Again Joey reached for my crotch literally trying to get his hand in my pants...
Shane: Seriously Joey...
Joey: Take your shirt off at least!
Shane: *Sighs* Fine.
Joey quickly grabbed the hem of my shirt and pulled it over my head...
Shane: Happy now...
Joey: Yea!
He lay his head on my chest and put his hand on my neck.
Joey: Night...
Shane: You're just going to sleep?
Joey: Yeah!
Shane: Won't you prefer the bed?
Joey: Nope...here is good.
Joey feel asleep within a few minutes, leaving me stuck on the couch sitting uncomfortably.
10 minutes later I still wasn't asleep, but I needed the bathroom so I had to tussle myself from underneath Joey without waking him.
[Author's POV]
Shane walked out from the bathroom, Joey was still sleeping on the couch body fully spread across it.
Shane decided to just go sleep in the bedroom and let Joey stay comfortable on the couch.
*Next Morning*
[Shane's POV]
Uggh! I woke up feeling really drowsy. I turnt around and almost had a fucking heart attack when I saw Joey was sleeping next to me...
Shane: How the fuck!
Joey's eye lids fluttered as he slowly tried opening them.
Joey: Oh hey!
Shane: How did you?!
Joey: You don't remember?
Shane: No!
Joey: And I was the drunk one!
Joey leaned onto one elbow and gave me a curious smirk.
Joey: Look under the covers...
I did as he told me and...woah.
Shane: How do I not remember this?
Joey: Tiredness?
Shane: Ok I feel like shit right now, and you should have a headache if anything but you're fine!
Joey: I didn't drink much! Just the tiniest bit of alcohol goes straight to my head...
Shane: I'm going to make breakfast...you want anything?
Joey: I need hangover food! Wanna go out somewhere instead? Your favourite place?
Shane: Sounds right!
Joey stood up and immediately put his hand on his forehead...
Joey: There's the headache...
Shane: HA!
Joey: Not funny Shane!
Shane: Sure....
Joey: Fuck you!
Joey lifted a pillow from the bed and playfully threw it at me.
Shane: How come you're in your boxers but I'm...not!
Joey: Because I put mine on?!
Shane: Go on get dressed! I'm hungry!
*10 Minutes Later*
Shane: Hey where's your phone? Could I borrow it?
Joey: I think I saw it on the coffee table...
Shane: Yup, it's there! *Grabs phone* You have a new text from someone?
Joey: Could you read it for me?
Shane: Yeah...
5 New Messages From: Meghan-san!
Meghan: Go home Joey, you're drunk!
Meghan: Wait, was that text serious?
Meghan: C'mon text back!
Meghan: CALL ME NOW!
Meghan: Text back Joey!
Shane: Did you text last night?
Joey: Nope? I don't think I did, why?
Shane: These texts from Meghan are about something you sent her!
Joey: Did I text Meghan? Did I text Meghan? Can't remember? What did I text her?
Shane: I'll see!
Joey: Have you seen my wallet?
Shane: It fell on the floor...
Joey: It's not there!
Shane: Try under the couch!
Joey: Oh, there it is!
[Author's POV]
Joey bent down to get the wallet.
Shane opened up Joey's sent messages folder, there were a ton sent to Meghan!
[TEXTS]
Joey: hey
Joey: hi
Joey: hero
Joey: wer u at?
Joey: Com over!
Joey: I am waitin!
Joey: y did u kiss me?
Joey: Bitch.
Joey: I CALLED HER A BITCH!
Shane: Oh snap!
Joey: Shooot! Should I text her and tell her i was drunk?!
Shane: She was at that party, she'd know you were drunk!
Joey: Give me the phone!
Joey text Meghan again.
Joey: Sorry Meghan! That was me drunk texting!
Meghan: I thought so haha, you're a harsh drunk!
Joey: sorry about that!
Shane got out his laptop to check his twitter.
Shane: ha look! #Shoey was trending!
Joey: why?
Shane: Oh shit..
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Joey: Shane what is it?!
Shane: Holy fuck!
Joey: That's me kissing you!
Shane: Who the fuck takes pictures of that!
Joey: There's me-
Shane: Giving me a hickey?
Joey looked at Shane's neck and burst out laughing.
Shane: What?
Joey: You might want to wear a collared shirt...
Shane: That doesn't sound good...
Joey handed me his phone to use the screen as a mirror, and woah for the second time today.
Shane: Joooey...look at that...
Joey: Oh look! There's pictures of you trying to hide it really badly...
Shane: Who are these pathetic people that write these crap news sites for YouTubers, i mean come on!
Joey: Who the fuck took the pictures!
Shane: It doesn't matter, just stupid people...
Joey: It does matter! Like privacy isn't in existence anymore!
Shane: We're the best couple on YouTube Joey, everyone wants pictures of us...
Joey: Shane don't change the subject!
Joey stood up furious.
Shane: Why are you making such a big deal of this? It's just pictures of us kissing!
Joey: Because someone we know who was there last night took them!
Shane: Déjà vu! Fuck them then...
Joey: Shane!
Shane: What? Do you want to hurt this person? *Stands up*
Joey: If I could yeah!
Shane: What is it with you and fighting all the time, it leads to hospital trips!
Joey: Maybe if people weren't such jerks in the first place I wouldn't have to!
Shane: Maybe if you just stayed calm for once you wouldn't have to freak out at them.
Joey gazed at Shane in shock.
Shane: Joey, I didn't mean it like-
Shane tried to hold onto Joey, who was backing himself away from Shane.
Joey: Leave me alone Shane!
Joey pushed Shane, hard enough for Shane to fall a few metres back onto the couch.
Joey ran out of the apartment. Shane started crying in complete confusion from what just happened.
[Joey's POV]
First real argument?
[Shane's POV]
He walked out on me...
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