Character Answers:
Luke:
Q: How long is your dick?
A: longer than sadako's hair ;)
Q: Who do you want to fuck the most?
A: I'd say Calum because damn those biceps, but I love them all equally.
Q: Who's the hottest?
A: They are all hot on their own ways. Do you get what I mean? But I'd say Ashton...
Q: What would you rate all the boys?
A: I'd give them all 11/10 ducks. (if you get my joke ilysm)
Q: How's life?
A: Kinda okay I guess. I'm sad that they had to go but I'm sure they are already happy.
Q: If you had to choose a favorite, who would it be?
A: It would be Michael, maybe because I loved him first...
Q: Who's dick do you want inside of you the most?
A: *whispers* the cliffoconda is awesome
Q: FUCK THEM ALREADY I WANT A FOURSOME.
A: I would but the author made them leave. I'll make sure to tell the author to make a foursome smut when we are all in heaven or hell.
Q: How tall are you?
A: Taller than JOHN CENA *que his theme song* but yeah I'm 6'4
Michael:
Q: wHAT COLOUR IS YOUR HAIR AND ARE YOU ABLE TO DYE IT OVER COLOURS?
A: Right now it's red because Luke said I look hot with red hair and yes I can dye it, I just tell Luke to get me some dye. There was one time when I stole hair dye from the woman living in the house though...
Q: Who's the hottest not counting Luke?
A: I'd say Liz, just kidding. Calum is kinda hot.
Q: Have you guys ever gotten bored and decided to have some fun together? *winks*
A: Ashton and Calum would give each other blow jobs here and there since they were pretty close when they were still living (if you know what I mean). My hands were good enough I guess...
Q: What'd the guy use to kill you guys? If you don't mind me asking
A: Just a simple kitchen knife because Alex is basic af.
Q: What's your hair colour?
A: Red
Q: Can you guys fuck the innocence out of Luke already?
A: But he doesn't have them... but yeah I did
Q: If you are dead' can you die your hair since it's already dead?
A: Of course, people don't look that bad in the after life. They are just invisible and they gain some powers.
Q: Was that kitten you?
A: The author actually made a typo there but yeah I'm that cute kitten.
Calum:
Q: You be feelin horny too much.
A: Believe me when you are around Luke, you will be.
Q: What would you rate Ash, Mike and Luke and yourself?
A: I'd give myself, Ash and Mike a six and Luke is a ten.
Q: Can we cuddle?
A: Of course we can! *cuddles you*
Q: How long ago did you die?
A: Not too long, 5 years ago to be precise.
Q: How can you be so cute and annoying at the same time?
A: Because I am me *puts on sunglasses*
Q: RED ROBIN
A: Nahh fam I'm more of Red Riding
Q: Dat ass dou
A: Why thank you I do a hundred squats everyday. Ashton likes the booty too so you two will get along.
Ashton:
Q: Do you like to be called daddy during sex even though you dead?
A: It really depends on who calls me that I guess.
Q: And can you rate Luke's mom
A: I'd give her a 10 because without her there would be no Luke *giggles*
Q: Can you help me with my homework?
A: Sure! You just need to pay for pizza.
Q: How old were you when you died?
A: I was eighteen.
Q: How many people have you guys scared out of the house?
A: Three families and two couples. Couldn't really remember them.
Q: 1 to 10 how much do you wanna fuck Luke?
A: Maybe a 7 and not because I don't find him attractive but I also wanna cuddle him.
Q: CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIR??
A: depends what kind of hair...
Q: Did you work at KFC before you were killed?
A:
Calum: Oh no I wouldn't ask that if I were you
Ashton: Yes child now sit down I have a story to tell.
Queen Liz:
Q: Your son is talking to ghosts.
A: Yeah I think the fanfictions he read is starting to get to his head...
Q: Can I suck your son's dick bc he's like really hot and stuff like you made him perfect and I LOVE YOU YOU ARE A BAD ASS BITCH.
A: Yeah you just have to fall in line *points to a line that is longer than the cliffoconda* and thank you dear *flips hair*
Q: Why you such a hoe?
A: Well my hoeness helped me get a wonderful husband (Andy) and we made Luke so it just really helped me a lot.
Q: *sings Rude by Magic* (im sorry im just too lazy to type them all)
A: That is a wonderful song but again if you want my son there is a line for that *points to the line I pointed a while ago*
Sam:
Q: Are you into Luke or do you just wanna be friends with him?
A: I'll admit that I had a small crush on Luke but now I just see him as a friend *turns around and sees Michael with a gun*
Q: Do you like long dick or thick dick?
A: I am pansexual and I don't bottom but long dick is nice.
Q: What'd you do after you said that to Luke?
A: The 'you are truly interesting' thing? Well I was just feeling cheeky but we just hung out.
Q: Did you know you're a bitch? Luke is already taken so back off.
A: I don't need Luke, I'm an independent ass bitch *flips hair*
Q: I know it was you
A: The one who stole your cookies? Oh shit fam how'd you find out.
Me:
Q: Please do my math homework,!
A: I'd rather not to because I can be doing Luke instead *gets shot by Michael*
Q: Hi boo what's up.
A: Hi! Nothing much but I'm sick as fuck rn
Q: Will you, *pulls out pizza and movies*, marry me?
A: I'd marry anyone who offers me pizza but yes I will marry you!
So it took me a million years to post this. Thank you for all those who asked questions I had so much fun answering them.