Ok so cristle shoot dregen and bob expload
w8 no
i meen bob shoot cristle and dregem expload
no
not yet
but bob did shewt cristle
uh ya so now it time 2 kill dregen
(i realized dat i kept stalling for da last chepturs... did u?)
bob run around and trie 2 shewt dregen
he fail
so he trie 2 slass dregen
slass is laik slice ass
k? k
anwei wut da wut wuz he tinking
you cant slass a dregen
but he did anwei
so ye
dregen hurt
it laik
(0000000000000000000000000000000----)
(fail representation of da dregens health bar)
ya so ya
wut
uh ya
um ok so ya
-20 minit leter-
omg
all dat left is
(0000--------------------------------------)
yay
but w8
KABOOOOOOOOM
(fail representation of explosion)
(fail realization dat its not even a representation)
(fail laff)
(fail face palm)
(fail cry)
(fail fail)
ok so dregen almost dead
hah
bob run out of arrows and last sword us break
he be laik
BRUH ME NO LAIK 2 USE ODER STUFF DAT R NOT MEANT 4 KILLING DREGENS SO U DO SUMTEN
me be laik
fanale
ok so i not rlly kno wut 2 do so....
i thro an innocent looking chicken egg @ it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it make weerd sounds
den
KAPLOOEY
it exploded
how?
very dremetically
and den suddenly me blek out
(wow much sudden)
ok so...
me heer dis guy sei sumten
laik sum rlly long speech about players and de end and other stuff
but me heer ma name
doge
and ya i listened 2 it 4 laik 10 minits
so i be laik
bruh shut up
and dud be laik
ok....
moral lessen
if u want ppl 2 shut up
sei shut up
becuz it rlly shut dem up
and shut up is very shut
wut
hey dat rimes
i shud rlly consider being a poet
me already work on a poem:
dis guy bob smells
he came frum hell
i dunno how
but i wunna shout
dat im gunna frckin cut his head off cuz he smells laik rotten eggs
and i troo wun @ de dregen so i kno how it smells
i still working on it
srry
uh ya ok
alls me need is 2 wake up....
any moment now....
hey?
no?
oh well
i gess me sleep furst