Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 21 We go home

K so um herobrine
or derslime tell story 4 a wile
i not notis bob

he actually wach frum windoe holding a sword

um ok so derslime wuz telling sumthing about mushrooms
or mooshrooms
i think dose r laik cows shaped laik...
mushrooms...?

so i ask derpslime if he kno evrything
he laik
wat

i ask again
he said
yes
no
not rlly
i dunno

well i gess he not kno evrything
he not kno anser 2 qeustien
lol
oh well
but i ask derpslime anyway
how 2 get bak 2 normel wurld
i meen purson wurld
no offense
i didnt meen dat minecraft is not normel but uh... u get de point

derpslime think 4 a wile
den aftur sum uncomfortebel silens
he sei
u kill ender dregen

bob gasp
laik srsly who duz dat
derpslime look at bob
bob gasp again
and he fainted i think
lel

uh rite so i ask derpslime
wut do we do

derslime is laik
furst find de end portel
it sumwer in stronghold
u find stronghold in a cave sumwer
dat up 2 u
den...

i sei sumthin rlly smart laik
can i take a note

derpslime give doge a paper and a pen
laik who knew

so derpslime continue

ok so ender dregen is a dregen
u hav 2 kill it
dat also up 2 u
aftur u do dat der will be a portel 2 go bak home
if u go wid bob
he wil go bak 2 overwurld wich is dis wurld and u wil go 2 human wurld
i think

i make a rendem comment dat wuz supposed 2 be
how we gunna do all det

but insted i sei
how u kno bob name? i not tell u yet

derpslime sei
i told u i kno evrything

i laik
wut rlly
i dont think so
did u?
i don remembur
srsly dou.........
um anyway
thnks
we go now......
but do u hav laik a map at leest?
for laik da stronghold?

derpslime sei
hm
i not sure
oh w8
here

he giv doge a papur wid picters
pictures
ya wid pictures amd lines and shiet
it a map
and he also giv doge compass 4 way bak home

ok so derpslime has many stuff
but anyway
i sei bai 2 derpslime den me and bob follow compass bak home