Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 39 Gasp

hhahahahahahhhaaha

um

ok

so we still looking

it still boaring

anwei

we been walk 4 many 5 deis

i gess good luck is rlly far awei

no

dats moar laik dat freakin portel is rlly far awei...

sad lyf

ok so it nite

bob make a camp

it a dirt house

again

except dis taim he make campfire outside

he use flint n steel 2 put fire on nederrack

and den it haz infinit fire 4 ever

hm

infinifire

sounds laik a name of a cofeeshop...

starbux...

moar sad lyf

sigh

ok ya um da fire wuz warm

berry nice

but i caugt fire (all da taim)

so i run

bob wuz laik

calm down

me laik

U STAHP CALM DOWN

UR NOT REACTING 2 ANYTHING SERIEOUS

dats laik underreacting

AND UR NUT DA WUN ON FIRE

he laik

UR RITE

THNX

oh and

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

me laik

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

ok so i keep run and hit tree

bob also hit tree

he unconscious

stupid bob

ok um den da fire wuz stahp

i not on fire anymoar

but now da tree wuz

ok so i panic

i keep trai 2 bloe fire

but ya dat not wurk

is oxygen flammable?

no?

is it hydrogen or oxygen...?

um dunno

maybe carbon dioxide..?

maybe its acetylene

w8 dat acetylene is not even a gas i think...

i think...

ya i frogot

ok anwei

i gess

feir groo beegar

oops i meen fire grew bigger

my nose caught sum ash

HACHOO

haha no lol jk

um ya so da hole tree wuz on fire

i think

wat wud i do if der wuz fire

den...

WATER

k so i run 2 house

i grab water bucket frum chest

i run bak 2 outside den i troo water bucket 2 fire

oops

da item caught fire

HOW DA HILL DUZ DAT EVEN WURK?!

ok so ya it caught fire

i gess i shud hav put da water on da tree and NOT trow da hole thing at da tree

ya...

ok so...

ya i just drag bob inside

den i sleep in da protectien of ma durt house

(lolz i leev da dam thingz burning outside)

-da nxt dei-

ok i woke up

bob wuz outside scraching his head

he be laik

wher is da forest...?

me laik

i dunno i think it walked awei

ok so bob pak stuff again

he get da nedderak

den he trow da eye thing

and den we follo it

ok so aftur a wile

bob stahp walk

i walk streit 2 his butt

i think he farted cuz it smell bad

ok so he sei dat da enderpurl keep fall on same spot

he trow again

and ya it fell on same spot

ok so bob make stair case go down

ok we in da stronghold

i c da portel and...

GASP

(so exagerate)