Doge duz Minecraft

Cheptur 34 We get wat we need

ok so it call wether skeltun and it haz sword insted of boe

cuz um

it black not wite

uh so i run

bob trie 2 fite but he get hiz butt whipped

or is dat slashed

either way

kk so bob run too

he cach up wid doge and sei

doge

hei

u destract it and i bild wall

ok so i mad

i wuz laik

WTF BOB

U DESTRACT

I BILD

we laik stahp run and argeu

den bob see wether skeltun

den he run

dis time doge bite skeltun

apparently it was focused on bob (omg dat english)

and it wuz destracted

well it WUZ destracted

ok so i keep run and cach up 2 bob

we argeu wile run

skeltun cach up

we stahp talk and keep run

Y DA HEL IS DA FREKIN FORTESS LAIK A MAZE

I MEEN SRSLY?!

ok we looz skeltun wen we turn round a corner

we argeu again

bob fenelly agrre 2 let doge bild

but doge not knoe hoe toe

w8

i meen doge not kno how 2 bild

um ya so i not ask bob how 2 bild cuz dat wud look kinda stewpid

den we walk around fortress 4 exit but we lost

den suddenlee (whoa wat happend)

da skeltun weather saw us

we keep walk

ya

run

not walk

um ya we run

den we do plain

i meen plan

bob destract it

doge bild

i do laik a wall and den i make a hole dat is 2 blok tall 4 dorewei

bob run trou dore

ugh y i even spell dore laik dat

it obvesley splelled as deor

i meen door

ya

bak 2 da topic

k so bob ebel 2 go trou cuz he short and skeltun tall

i think skeltun 3 blok tall

and bob is 2

and doge is... um... wun?

so wile skeltun trie 2 go trou, bob hit it contousniely

contouriesnely

conriteiously

continuously

YAS I GOT DAT WUN RITE

um yas so it die

it drop dis thing... uh... ya

anwei we keep walk

den bob stahp so suddenlee so doge hit bob butt

it smell bad

i think he just farted

cuz it smell rlly bad

laik uf u put a dead rat in a plastic bag, dip it in2 water and leev it der 4 2 deis, den leev it in da sun 4 a week, den put rotten fish in da plastic bag, u will probeblee get da smell

i not sur rlly

i never smelled a dead rat b4

so i think i just wasted my time typing that

k so bob tell wat he see

der r deez things on fire and dei laik flote and stuff

and dei make sound laik

DBCFYDUJERFNBCGHDJNFBHCDJ

sumthin laik that

and den bob take snooball and he thro 2 dem

bob just duz da dumest things

anwei dees fire things get mad but der fire is laik um... weeker i gess

so bob take dem out wun bai wun wid sword aftur he dun snowballing dem

dei make anoder sound laik

CMNBDHFJGGDWHFGOIUAHESWUDJVH

wen dei die (how straitforwerd) dei laik drop dis thing... um... dis round thing dat is laik um... yelloe orange and a bit green and it looks... weerd....

o w8 no

dats magma creem frum lava slimes

or magma cubes

um ya so dei drop laik dis long stick things that is on fire

ya deez r blaze rods

i kno dat now