He Said She Said! No... not that you dirty-minded geezers, I mean Girl:*** Boy:*** convo-insults!
MORE PICK-UP LINES AND GREAT COMEBACKS FOR PICK-UP LINES!
*Girl: "Make a wish!"
Boy: "Okay."
Girl: "What did you wish for?"
Boy: "I wished you were a Pony Carousel outside of Walmart."
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "So I could ride you all day long for a quarter."
*Girl: Baby, if I were to be something else, what would I be?
Boy: My pinkie toe
Girl: Why?
Boy: ‘cause your short and cute and I know I'll bang you on my couch one day ;)
*Boy: Wow, it's really hard being the hottest guy around.
Girl: Yea, good thing you haven't experienced it.
Boy : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Girl : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice
Boy: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Girl: I must've been given your share.
Boy: Your face must turn a few heads.
Girl: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Boy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Boy: Can I have your name?
Girl: Why? Don't you have one already?
Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I've already seen it.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Boy: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Boy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest dreams
Boy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing
Guy: I would die for you.
Girl: Prove it!
Guy: I think you're the best looking girl here.
Girl: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then.
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
Boy: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.