A/N
I'm pretty sure somebody had requested a Scout x Child so here ya go.
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(Y/N)'s P.O.V:
"Scooooouuut!"
"Whaaaaat?" He mimicked.
"When's dinner? I'm hungry!" I complained. Scout shrugged.
"Engiiiiiiiieee!" I yelled.
"Yes darlin'?" Engie responded from the kitchen.
"Is dinner ready yet?"I asked.
"No, but it will be soon." I groaned. I started sagging on the couch, so much so that my butt started hanging off the couch. I slowly slid down off the couch groaning.
"Scout." I groaned.
"What?" He groaned back, mimicking me.
"I'm bored."
"You were hungry just a second ago."
"Yeah I am."
"But you just said you were bored."
"I am bored."
"Are you hungry too?" He asked.
"Yes."
"Ohhhh!"I slapped his leg which was right next to me.
"You knew that the whole time." He chuckled. After a few moments of silence, I hopped up and climbed back up on the couch. I climbed up on the back of the couch and then walked over so I could be above Scout. "Let's do somethin'."
"Like what?" He asked looking up at me.
"I dunno." I smiled and jumped. Scout wrapped his arms around me and pulled me into him in mid air so I wouldn't slam down on top of him. He smiled down at me and I squirmed in his arms. He let go and I stood up on his lap. I turned around to face him. "Scooouuut! C'mooooon!"
"What?" He asked.
"I want to do something."
"Well what do you want to do?" I climbed up on him and wrapped my arms around his neck. I sat back on my heals and held myself up on his chest.
"I dunno! Something fun!" I let go and fell backwards onto his lap. He chuckled.
"What er you doin'?" He asked.
"I dunno."
I stretched my legs out and tried to touch his face with my foot. He turned his head away. I giggled and stretched more. He smiled and grabbed my feet. I squealed as he stood up, holding me by my legs. I felt pressure in my head and my hair hung down. Scout started jumping. I made monotone noises and giggled at what it sounded like when I was being bounced. Scout reached down and grabbed my hand. He flung me up over his shoulder.
"Weeee!" I giggled as he spun around. He jumped up and down again. When he stopped, he set me down on my feet and my head spun. I started walking and it felt like I was sideways. I fell forward and caught Scout's legs. I giggled and he laughed.
"Careful." I looked up smiling at Scout. I stood up and Scout started walking off towards the kitchen. I hurried up and followed him. He stopped before turning the corner. He grinned at me. "Since yer hungry..." He looked around and leaned down closer to me. I turned my ear towards him. "Whatdaya say we snatch a little somethin' from da kitchen?" I smiled excitedly and nodded. He looked around the corner, and then crouched down in front of me. "Okay, he'e's da plan." Scout explained the elaborate plan he had made. I smiled and nodded to show him I was following along. "Ya got it?" He asked. I nodded. "Ya sure?" I nodded again. "'Kay, les go." Scout and I both walked into the kitchen casually. Engie was in there cooking with Pyro. Engine saw us walking in together, and eyed us suspiciously.
"'Ey Engie?"
"Yeah?"
"Medic wants ta see ya." Engie squinted his eyes at Scout and folded his arms.
"Does he now Scout?" Engie looked at me. I shrugged.
"I dunno. Medic just said he wants to see you." Engie stared at us for a few moments, and then turned to Pyro.
"Watch dinner for me alright? I'll be right back." Pyro nodded as Engie headed out of the kitchen and down the hall. I smiled and gasped. I hurried over to Pyro.
"Pyro! Pyro!" I said excitedly.
"Mmph?" {What?}
"There's a rainbow outside! Go to the window and look! It's so cool!"
Pyro jumped up and down and clapped. He ran out of the kitchen and towards a window. Scout and I smirked at each other. We ran to the counter. Scout ripped a chunk of meat from the turkey. He used his other hand to help me up onto the counter. I giggled as I climbed on top and put my hand into the mashed potatoes. I scooped a bunch up with one hand. We started eating, until we heard Engie's footsteps. I gasped and looked back at the hallway.
"Let's go!" Scout started running out.
"Wait! I can't get down!" I looked down at the ground. I couldn't jump! Scout came running back towards me and used one arm to lift me up off the counter and set me down on the floor. We laughed as we began running out.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Engie yelled.
We laughed as we continued running, until a large Russian man blocked our path. We both looked up. Heavy glared down at us with his arms crossed. I heard Engie running up behind us. Scout and I smirked at each other. Scout faked running to the left, making Heavy take one step out, spreading his legs. I laughed as I ducked down and ran out between his legs. Heavy tried to grab me, but failed. As I did so, Scout ran around Heavy and jumped. He slapped Heavy's bald head.
"BONK!" Scout yelled. He quickly caught up to me. We were laughing and laughing until somebody suddenly grabbed me.
"EEP!" I squeaked. Scout stopped and turned around. I looked up. Spy was looking down at me with one eyebrow raised. He looked over at Scout.
"What are you two doing?" Spy asked.
"None ya!" Scout responded. Spy looked at the chunk of turkey in Scout's hand.
"Is zhat zhe turkey?" Spy asked.
"Uh... No." Spy glared.
"You're in trouble. And, you dragged (Y/N) into it." I still have mashed potatoes on my hand! I reached up and slapped mashed potatoes onto Spy's face.
"Bonk!" I yelled.
"Ugh!" Spy let go of me and I landed on my feet. Scout smiled and took my clean hand in his.
"Nice shot! Now c'mon! Go! Go! Go!" We laughed as we continued running down the hall.
"SCOUT!" Spy yelled. We ran into Scout's room. Scout quickly closed the door and leaned back against it laughing. We laughed until we heard banging on the door.
"Scout! Open this goddamn door!" Engie yelled.
"Scout! As soon as I get in zhis room I'm going to cut out your throat!" Spy shouted.
"mph mmph mpph mph mmmphh!" {You lied about the rainbow!} Pyro mumbled. Scout had locked the door.
"(Y/N)! Unlock this door missy!" Engie yelled.
"No!" I defied.
"If you do not unlock this door right now lil' lady, yer not gettin' dessert!" I gasped. Nooooo! I want dessert! I hurried over to the door knob. Scout put his hand over it though.
"No! What er ya doin'?" Scout asked.
"I'm unlocking the door."
"What! Why!? Do you want me to get my ass kicked!"
"But... But... If I don't open the door I'm gonna be in trouble."
"Well if you open the door I'm gonna have the shit beat outta me!" I shrugged.
"Not my problem."
I grabbed Scout's wrist with both hands and yanked it off. He grabbed my hands and pushed me back. I growled and rushed forward. Scout put his hand on my forehead and kept me away. I ducked under and ran for his legs. I latched on and yanked his foot out from under him. He fell to the floor. I tried climbing on top of him and grabbing the knob. Scout grabbed my waist and pulled me down. I put my leg out and pushed my foot on his face. He grunted and I reached for the knob. I unlocked the door. The door swung open and hit Scout's side and made me fall backwards.
"Oof!" Scout and I then scrambled to our feet and stepped back. We pointed at each other.
"He did it!" We said on the same time, except Scout said she. "It was his fault!" Only Scout said she.
"No! She was the one who was hungry!" Everyone looked at me.
"No! It was his idea!" Everyone looked at Scout.
"She stuck her hand in the potatoes!" Everyone was looking back and forth.
"He took a chunk of turkey!"
"She-"
"ENOUGH!" Spy yelled. Scout and I both shut up.
"Thank you Spah. Both of y'all er in trouble!" I frowned. "(Y/N)! You're not getting' any dessert!" WHAT! I opened the door! I did as he said!
"But-"
"No but's! You are to go to your room and do nothing! You understand? You're in big trouble!" I started to tear up. "I told y'all not ta eat dinnah! Y'all were supposed ta wait 'til dinnah was done!" I started crying. "Now y'all have ta face the consequences! If any of us tells ya ta do somethin' you do it! You have ta follow the rules!" I rubbed my eyes as I sobbed. Everyone was staring at me. I hardly noticed the rest of the team was either inside the room or in the doorway watching. "You're gonna follow the rules from now on or you're going to get punished! You understand?" I just cried. "Do you understand?" Engie repeated sternly.
"Yes." I cried. Engie pointed out the door.
"Go get cleaned up and then go ta yer room!"
I ran out of Scout's room bawling. I rushed into my room and slammed the door. I flopped onto my bed and cried into my pillow. I could hear Engie and Scout yelling in his room. It was muffled though so I couldn't understand. I didn't care though. I was mad at Engie. And I was mad at Scout. It's all Scout's fault! He's the one who took me to go steal food! If it weren't for Scout I wouldn't be in trouble! I hate Engie and I hate Scout! I cried for a while longer until I finally stopped. I then realized it was really quiet in the base. My stomach growled. I ignored it though. After a long while of me just burying my face in my pillows, I heard a knock at my door.
"(Y/N)? It's me, Scout." Scout said softly.
"Go away..." My voice was shaky. I sniffled. I heard my door open anyway.
"(Y/N)? Sweetie? I'm sorry." I heard the door close. Scout walked over to me and sat on my bed. He placed his hand on my back. "Hey I'm sorry about earlier. That was all my fault. I'm da reason ya got in trouble." I just laid there with my face in my pillow. "Are ya hungry? Wanna come ta dinnah? Engie said it's just about ready. He just has ta set da table and call everyone." My stomach growled. I didn't respond. Scout turned towards me. "Come here." I looked up from my pillow and over my shoulder. Scout had his arms open. I put my face back in my pillow. "C'mon (Y/N). Ya know ya want to." I do... I quickly got up and rushed into Scout's arms. I hugged his neck and hugged him tightly. "Dere we go." I cried a little and Scout rubbed my back comfortingly.
"Engie hates me." I cried.
"Noooo. Engie doesn't hate you."
"Yes he does."
"No he doesn't. He just wants ya ta learn dat ya have ta follow da rules. Dats all." I cried some more. Scout rocked me slightly. "Alright, alright. Shhh. No more cryin'." I soon stopped crying. "Ya wanna go ta dinnah now?" Scout asked. I nodded. "Alright. When we get ta dinnah, apologize ta Engie and maybe he'll let ya have dessert." I pulled away and wiped my eyes. Scout brushed my hair behind my ear. "Okay?"
"Okay." I nodded.
"TIME FOR DINNER!" We heard Engie yell.
"Well better get ta dinnah before all those fat bald fatty fat fat fats get ta all da dinnah." I giggled.
"They're fat bald fa-"
"Don't repeat what I say. You're not allowed to say that."
"Sorry."
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