Being the Girl

By unendingly

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Danni Parks best friends are all guys and she is perfectly fine with being the girl. She can't stand hanging... More

01 -- Spaghetti Hair
03 -- Name, Adress, Social Security, and a Bag of Bacon
04 -- Fake Numbers and Saw
05 -- Whipped or Not
06 -- Ketchup Periods
07 -- Washboard Abs and Sparkly Poop
08 -- Kiss and Yell
09 -- Bacon Withdrawl Syndrom
10 -- Loopy Gas
11 -- Pinky Promises and Lighters
12 -- The Triathlon
13 -- Puke Breath
14 -- Fairy Wings and Dress Up
15 -- Fire Ants, Hospitals, and Barbie Dolls
16 -- Robot Zombies
17 -- Hide and Seek
18 -- Barney Boxers and High Heels
19 -- Badass Five-Year-Olds and Paint Showers
20 -- Goose Bumps and Killers
21 -- Fashion Designers and the Amazing Sibling
22 -- The Prank Master and Ice Cream Faces
23 -- Grape Soda and Broken Arms
24 -- Down and Dirty and Sand Soccer
25 -- Puppy-dog Eyes and an Extra Side of Bacon
26 -- Breaking Points and Explosions
27 -- Underwater Kisses and Vats of Purple Slime
28 -- Flipped Over Air Matresses and Flipped Over Tables
29 -- Sugar Rush and Spilled Gatorade
30 -- Snoring and the Queen of France
31 -- Melted Ice Cream and Kissing in the Rain
32 -- Back Dumpsters and Six Football Players
33 -- Loads of Garbage and Superheros
34 -- The F Bomb and the First Tears
35 -- Middle Names and a Million Years
36 -- Painted Asses and Rookies
37 -- Swings and New Ways of Killing
38 -- Room 358 and Janitor's Closets
39 -- Unbroken Pinky Promises
Epilogue -- Being the Girl

02 -- Frozen Bras

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By unendingly

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I hated them, but I couldn’t turn down a bet. I won bets all the time, and I wanted to win this one. So I’d just pretend to try and get boyfriends, but not get one and have Ashton win the whole thing for me. We all put our hands in and placed our bets. Nobody placed any on me. They were wise.

Then we watched the new Saw movie. I loved that movie. I sat next to Ashton. He elbowed me gently in the ribs. I looked over at him. “Don’t worry you’ll have a guy in no time.”

I smiled. “Thanks, Ash. I doubt it though. I’m counting on you to save me.” He shrugged. I knew that he would have a girl first. Every girl thought he was cute and sweet. That’s why he would keep one the longest too. No girl would ever break up with him.

I fell asleep hugging Ashton like a teddy bear. He didn’t mind. They all knew I had to hug something, so they weren’t surprised when they’d wake up with me clinging to them. I woke up when I heard someone over in the kitchen. I quietly slipped away from Ashton and hid behind the counter. I heard some guys chuckling. “This is gonna be great.” I took a peak and I saw someone with brown flipped out hair shoving one of my bras into the freezer.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” I yelled. Logan and Alex screamed bloody murder. Everyone else woke up and looked over. “They were freezing one of my bras!” I yelled at Garrett. Ryan chuckled. I shot him a look that could freeze all of South America.

I grabbed a knife from the counter and walked towards them. “Danni, I’m sorry!” Logan hid behind Alex.

Trevor grabbed the knife out of my hand. “Let’s all calm down,” he said directly to me. I shot him a look and he backed away.

“Calm down?! Calm down?! They were about to shove my bra into a freezer! I will calm down when Antarctica melts! I will calm down when Osama Bin Laden comes back to life! I swear if you ever touch one of my bras again I will murder you slowly and painfully until you die!” I know that didn’t make sense, but I was angry. They all knew how I got when I was angry.

I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around to yell at the person when I saw Ashton’s calm brown eyes. “Calm down, Danni.” I nodded, but I turned around and shot Logan and Alex one final look. They shivered from pure fear.

I walked back to the couch and fell asleep. I was hugging something. I didn’t know if it was a pillow or a person. I was much too tired to try and figure it out. You must be wondering what my parents thought about me having sleepovers with guys all the time. They didn’t know.

I think they were living in Rome, or was it Romania? I couldn’t remember. My mother was an international fashion designer and my dad was an international businessman. We were rich, which I didn’t mind. I just wish they were home sometimes. They were never home, which was why I was always at Garrett or another one of the guys’ houses.

I woke up cuddling Logan. He was cuddling me too. “Get off you hobo that rapes unicorns!” I pushed him off of me and he fell on the floor waking the rest of the guys up. “And if you think that’s all you’ll get for putting my bra in the freezer your dead wrong!” I snapped at him still mad. Garrett laughed with Trevor while Ashton sent me a disapproving look. I rolled my eyes. He deserved it.

“It’s not a school day is it?” I asked yawning.

Trevor laughed and ruffled my hair. “Yes, Danni, it is a school day.”

I shot up. “Really?” I asked seriously. They all knew how delirious I was for the first ten minutes. I would believe anything. One time they told me I grew a mustache and I grabbed my razor and ran into the bathroom to find that I was mustache free. They got it after that.

They all laughed at me. “No, it’s not.” I let out a sigh of relief and kicked Trevor. He grabbed my leg and held me upside down. I screamed. My shirt fell down revealing all of my stomach and my bra. The boys whistled.

“Shut up!” I yelled taking out Trevor’s legs. He dropped me on my head, but at least he fell too.

“Maybe I should’ve bet on her. If she keeps showing her goods every guy in the school is going to fall for her,” Alex chuckled. I rolled my eyes.

I smirked coming up with an idea. “Well, you were the one who was quick to get my bra,” I winked remembering how he stuffed my bra into the fridge. Everyone cracked up and yelled ‘burn’. I smiled smugly as Alex blushed bright red. I grabbed a pillow and started beating him with it.

Garrett picked me up and put me in a chair. “Stay,” he commanded like I was a dog. I rolled my eyes but stayed put. “Good girl.” I rolled my eyes and kicked him in the nuts. He fell over in pain and I smiled. I happily got up and skipped to the kitchen. I grabbed some frozen bacon.

“Ew. Why are you eating frozen bacon?” Ryan asked fixing his long black hair.

I rolled my eyes. “Because it tastes like frozen rainbows! Who doesn’t like frozen rainbows?!” They all laughed. I looked for something else when I saw a bottle of unidentified goop.

I smiled and grabbed it. One day it was six in the morning we were all delirious and we made a drink out of everything we could find. I think we even chopped up bacon and put it in there. It had been sitting in his fridge for a month. “I dare you to drink it,” I laughed handing it to Logan. This was my revenge.

He opened his eyes wide and shook his head. “I’ll drink that when Antarctica melts.” I rolled my eyes when he used my quote.

“Come on. Chicken.” Everyone clucked at him. He shook his head. “Grow some,” I muttered. He rolled his eyes and grabbed it. Everyone gasped. I took out my Ipod and started recording. He took a swig. “It’s not so bad.” Three seconds later he ran to the kitchen and puked in the sink. We all cracked up laughing. I stopped recording.

I smiled wickedly at him. “That’ll teach you to mess with me and my bras, pukey.” After everyone else ate breakfast they debated where we wanted to go. “Um, idiots, we have a bet going on. So if you want to get a girl, we’re going to the mall.” They all nodded and stared at me like I was the goddess of wisdom. I giggled.

We all piled and Garrett and my car and headed to the mall. I actual made myself look decent. I had put on more makeup than foundation and mascara and I wore a nice Aeropostale t-shirt. We got out and walked into the mall. “Where’s the best place to pick up girls?” Ryan asked.

I rolled my eyes. They thought I was actually going to help them win the bet. “In the shoe store. All of the desperate girls hang out in the shoe store.” They all ran to the shoe store. Idiots, I thought. I grabbed Ashton before he ran off. “Ashton I was lying. The only person I’m going to help win this bet is you. Now let’s go to the food court.”

I dragged him to the food court. He pointed to Courtney Digger. “How about her?” I shook my head. Courtney had a boyfriend. I scanned the area. I saw Rebecca Fielder. She was sweet and cute and I knew she had a crush on Ashton.

I smiled. “Rebecca. She’s smart and funny and cute. She just broke up with her boyfriend so she’ll need somebody. She also has a ginormous crush on you.”

He looked at me in surprise. “Who knew you were such a girl.” I rolled my eyes and pushed him. “Okay. I’ll go ask her to be my girlfriend.” He walked over to her and her eyes lit up. He smiled at her and she smiled back. I could see him talking and she practically fainted before saying something back.

Ashton walked back over to me. “Guess who just won five bucks?!” I high-fived him and ran to the shoe store. We burst in and I did my victory dance in front of them. They all stared at me in disbelief. Ashton smiled smugly.

“Son of a bitch the bastard got himself a girlfriend.” I nodded as they all took out the cash. I stuffed it greedily in my pocket. They all swore at me and I just cheerfully smiled and started to skip out.

Garrett grabbed me. “Not so fast. Time for part two to commence. Money’s doubled too. Your bets have to stay the same and if you don’t have a girlfriend, or boyfriend,” he added looking at me, “by the end of the day your bets for the second round don’t count.” I dropped my jaw.

“No way! That’s not part of the deal! I am not getting a boyfriend!” They all raised eyebrows at me.

“Chicken,” Ryan spat. I glared at him.

“No it’s fine. You don’t have to get a boyfriend, if you don’t want money.” I dug my nails into my palms. I had to get a boyfriend by the end of the day. That was no problem. Yes it was. I hadn’t had a boyfriend since third grade when Gary Miller gave me his bacon sandwich.

I growled. “Whatever, assholes. This is just for the money.” I could get a boyfriend and break up with him tomorrow and I’ll be done and count on Ashton. It was simple. Ashton gave me a supportive slap on the back.

We all went our separate ways. The guys were trying to find girlfriend and me and Ashton were searching for a boyfriend for me. I sighed. “Don’t worry, Danni. There are plenty of guys that want to be your boyfriend. We just have to find one.” I rolled my eyes. Ashton was always optimistic, but I was not and I knew we would never find a guy that would want to be my boyfriend.

My phone vibrated. I took it out to see a text form Alex saying he had a girlfriend. It didn’t surprise me he was next. He was all muscle, every girl’s football player, six pack abs dream guy. I texted him back when I bumped into something and fell over. “Watch it,” I said when I looked up to see that guy that helped me yesterday.

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Thanks you all so much for reading! Please vote and comment!

I don't know when my next update will be because my school starts wednesday and so does soccer, so I'll have a tougher time updating. Please don't get mad if it takes a while because I do get busy sometimes. 

Danni actually found the guy who was nice to her yesterday! But what will happen? Haha, you have to wait to find out!

Adios!

-believinu<3

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