[Shane's POV]
We were standing backstage. Lisa was on the other side, she was using a different entrance than me and Joey for...some reason.
Shay Carl was the announcer for us to come out of stage.
Joey: Nervous?
Shane: Only for one reason, and its her.
Joey: Not even the fact that it's our first time in front of a crowd of fans as a couple.
Shane: That doesn't bother me, that rules!
Shay Carl: Okay everyone! It's time for YouTube's biggest new couple to come on stage! Are you ready?
*girls scream*
Shay Carl: Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa with Lisa Schwartz!
As we walked out on stage, we both waved and jumped around. We sat at the table, I sat in the middle (Bad idea) Joey sat to my right, and Lisa to my left. Each of us had a mic mounted onto the table.
Shane: Hey everyone! * Waves*
There was atleast a couple hundred people in the crowd watching us, screaming, taking pictures, some crazy fans even tried to jump on stage, but obviously failed.
Joey: So you're all just going to ask the three of us questions?
Lisa: Who's first?
A guy walked around the audience with a mic, handing it to the person asking the question.
Fan 1: Shane, Joey! How long has Shoey really been a thing?
Shane: Uhhh....
Joey: A couple weeks?
Shane: yeah, it hasn't been that long, but it feels like it!
Joey: So much has happened within the time of us being together already, that it really feels like a couple months!
Joey: Next?
Fan 2: Lisa, what was your reaction to Shane breaking up with you? Did he tell you he was gay?
Lisa: Umm, I mean I was upset, who wouldn't be? He actually broke up with me very calmly and soft. He broke my heart...but he did say it was because he was gay, there were no fake excuses.
Lisa was very honest, I looked over my shoulder at her and smiled. Were we seeing the old Lisa again? Or was she just acting for the fans?
Fan 3: How did you and Joey happen, Shane?
Shane: This is a looong story...so, I don't think Lisa knows this but, Joey was actually in our apartment at the time we broke up...I "hid" him in the office. Um, so when Lisa walked out after we broke up, I went into Joey, crying my fucking eyes out! And I was like "I'm going to have to live with my mom again!" And Joey said "No! You should come live with me" then that's what I did. I waited til the next morning before I told Joey I was gay...I thought I had to because I didn't want to be like a few weeks later "Oh hey Joey, I'm gay and in love with you!" Instead I did that right away! Like an hour later...we were talking about YouTube comments and how people assumed we were both gay, I was like...well at least they are right about me!
Joey: And that's when I cut Shane off and was like "Me too!"
Shane: I told Joey then that I really liked him, surprisingly he liked me back, and now we've been together ever since then.
There were so many "Awe's" from the fans!
Fan 4: What happened to your faces? What's with the cuts and bruises?
Shane: aha...
Joey: We had alot of disagreements with Sawyer Hartman. And we still do.
Did Joey just kind've call Sawyer out?
Fan 5: Why have you been fighting with him so much?
Shane: That's something none of us can, or even should discuss...
After about 10 more questions, there were a few more then we would be finished with this!
Shane: Last few questions?
The audience booed and shouted "No!"
Joey: Then we'll stay here and not do a meet up, no pictures *Jokingly*
FAN 6: Lisa, Benny said earlier today at his Q&A that you were no longer dating...confirm?
Lisa gave me a guilty look, then looked back at the girl that asked the question. Lisa was already with someone else...should I release it?!
Lisa: It's true, we aren't dating anymore...
Shane: BUUUUT! You have a new boyfriend now! Don't you?!
That was probably a bad idea...considering I wasn't sure if she was really with Sawyer, and if that was even them together! Very bad idea Shane!
Lisa: Nooo! Pffft!
Joey: Ohhh really?
Lisa: I lied...
Shane: Spill!
Lisa: I'm with Sawyer now....that's all I'm saying on that topic!
Shane: LAST QUESTION!
Crazy Mad Shoey Shipper: Could you guys...kiss?
Joey started blushing so much that he hid his face in his hands and bent under the table, which made things even more awkward, and of course I'd make a joke of it.
I made the biggest "OMG" face possible.
Shane: Woah! Joey! She said kiss!
Joey: Wait! No! I was just-
I winked at the audience making them all laugh.
The crowd were literally yelling at us! "PLEASE" "KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS! " "Shoey!" "Do it!" One actual crazy bitch shouted "Have s3x on stage!" Making me look at her with the most creeped out face.
Shane: Alright everyone calm! We'll kiss...
Joey: Oh we will?
Shane: Yeah! For them!
Joey: I'm nervous! This will be the first LIVE kiss I've done with anyone!
I felt bad doing this in front of Lisa...
Shane: Ok! In...3...2...1
I was leaning in to kiss Joey, but I felt a hand reach out a grab my shoulder from behind me. I twisted around to see who it was. As I turned another hand from the same person was on my neck. I had my eyes closed from when I was about to kiss Joey! Then...BOOM! My lips were touching someone else's! They weren't Joey's! My eyes widened and I saw who!
[Joey's POV]
Gasps were spreading across the room, including my own. That bitch, skank! Whore! Shane was completely stunned and motionless when he noticed that she had kissed him and not me. She pulled away from him and walked off the stage. I stood up trying to see where she was going and what direction.
[Shane's POV]
Did she literally just do that! On stage! With hundreds of fans watching! Joey started shaking like me. Neither of us could believe it.
Crazed Shoey Shippers: "BITCH!" "No way" "Fuck you Lisa!" "You just messed with my ship, whore!"
Joey: What...just...happened?!
Shane: I...I...I...can't finish my fucking sentence!
Joey: We're going to go now guys! We'll do a meet up sometime later today! Keep a looksee's on twitter!
[Joey's POV]
We stood up from the table and waved and ran off quickly. Shane chased down the direction Lisa ran.
Shane: LISA! WHAT THE FUCK!
Lisa: Sorry Shane...
I caught up with Shane and stayed beside him.
Shane: YOU'RE WITH SAWYER! WHAT THE FUCK!
Lisa: It was a test to see if I still have feelings for you...
Shane: And the results?!
Lisa: I don't! I like Sawyer now!
Shane: Good! Now stay the fuck away from us!
Lisa: Can't we be friends?
Shane: You know what, during that panel before you kissed me I was actually like "Yeah, I could totally be friends with her now" but you screwed that up! So no, we can't...at least not right now!
Lisa: Shane?!
Shane: GO! Go tell Sawyer what happened! See if he still wants to be your "boyfriend"
Lisa: But Shane!
Shane: I've had enough! Stay the fuck out've my life!
With that said, I left her, standing alone, almost in tears.
[Joey's POV]
We went back up to our hotel room and tried to relax.
Joey: I still want that kiss...
Shane: Oh really?! After that slut's lips had touched mine!
Joey: Even if you're lips were covered in the most disgusting thing possible, I would still kiss you.
Shane: And by "the most disgusting thing possible" you mean Lisa's lips?
Joey: You know me too well! *Kisses Shane*
Shane: Do you know the time?
Joey: Yeah, 4pm!
Shane: Wanna find something to do? We have our meet-up at 7.
[Lisa's POV]
This is bad. This is really freaking bad! What if I am... but I don't know who...
[Shane's POV]
Shane: You brought your DSLR didn't you?
Joey: Yeah?
Shane: Ask Shoey?
Joey: YES! YES! Bring back #AskShoey! Help me set it up!
Shane: The lightings going to be shit!
Joey: When we're in a video with each other, I don't think they care about the lighting!
Shane: I'll tweet it out that we're shooting a video!
@ShaneDawson: Going to do another #AskShoey! Send in your questions! Make em Crazy!
As soon as I sent out the tweet, a ton of replies came in!
Joey: Ready for this?
Shane: Always!
Joey: Hello there everyone! It's #Shoey again!
Shane: With #AskShoey 2.0!
Joey: Yes! And we are actually shooting this in a hotel room, at vidcon.
Shane: I literally just tweeted about this, and a crap ton of questions have came in!
Joey: They're mostly going to be like the ones we've answered before!
Shane: Doesn't matter! Bring them on then!
Joey: This incident just happened, question is, what happened after you and Shane ran off stage to Lisa.
Shane: I talked to her...told her it was a horrible thing to do, especially in front of Joey! And now she knows that we will never...ever...be friends again...
Joey: I thought you were about to start singing Taylor Swift!
Shane: I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M FEELING 22!
Joey: Why do I talk?!
Shane: Huh hum...moving on...Have you met the parents?
Joey: I've met your mom...
Shane: That's all I have...a mom...
Joey: But we were planning on going out to visit my family in Boston...
Shane: Were we?
Joey: Oh it was when you were in hospital getting the blade surgery, me and your mom talked about it.
Shane: So you were organising a trip to Boston for me and you, with my mom?
Joey: no!
Shane: Next! Favourite YouTube couple?
Joey: We know who ours used to be, but we cant talk about that...
Shane: I think Kalel and Anthony!
Joey: Yeah, yeah, yeah! They pulled off a really mean prank on us!
Shane: That was so evil!
We talked about the prank and how sneaky they were. After a few more questions we got to the last one, Joey picked.
Joey: Ohhh! I like this one! *winks* Would you get married to each other? #AskShoey
Shane: You like this one?
Joey: Certainly do?
Shane: What's your answer?
Joey: Ummm...yes...yours?
Shane: Yes too.
Joey: This doesn't mean anything yet by the way hardcore Shoey shippers!
Shane: It's way too early for that anyways,
Joey: That is all for today, so May the odds be ever in yoooour favour! Goooooodbye!
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I have to stop for the night, I was going to continue this chapter, but I'll split it! What do you think Lisa is talking about? What do you think about Shane and Joey's answers to the last question?
Goooooooodbye!
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