Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
Aquarius POV:
I fixed my hair and climbed up a tree screeching like a monkey "THERE'S NO WIFI HEREEEE" I let go of the branch and fell onto the sandy ground whining. (╥﹏╥) Capricorn sat up all sandy and soaked, "Where are we?" Her attention directed to me, laying on the ground, hoping to find deaths door. "Hell."
She tilted her head smiling as Pisces sat up from looking at the clouds. "She's upset cuz there's no WiFi and frankly I am too." He ran over and started jumping up and down trying to get the WiFi to work. "I AM TRULY NOTHING WITHOUT MY FANFICTIONS" I said dramatically, plopping backwards onto the sandy shore again. He pulled me back up as Capricorn sat there laughing at my reactions. "We have to go to civilization. WE WILL DIE WITHOUT PRECIOUS WIFI"
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They got to civilization within 3 days, in hurry to get the WiFi back.
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Extra scene:
Me and Pisces danced around the parking lot of a McDonalds as the WiFi magically came back on "WE SURVIVED. now to go gloat about it on any social network site ever."
And we did.
The end.