Aries:"fuck me, fuck my life, fuck everything."
Taurus: "BITCH YOU GONNA TAKE THAT BACK?"
Gemini: "Ohoho everybody is going to hear about this you cunt."
Cancer: *staring at you as your soul melts at the sight of his/her eyes*
Leo: time to ruin a reputation. Fucking assholes.
Virgo: *opens dictionary* that word's wrong, and that word is wrong, and OH YEAH *SLAMS BOOK DOWN ON YOUR HEAD*
Libra: *Quiet as hell* ...*PTERODACTYL SCREECH AND CLAWS AT YOU* FUCKINGMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLE
Scorpio: Bitch, please.
Sagittarius: Let me name all of the ways you're wrong, no wait that would fucking take too long. Fucking motherfucker.
Capricorn: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. FUCKY. FUCKY. FUCKY. YOU.
Aquarius: *Cracks knuckles and stands up* I'll give you exactly 5 seconds to run.
Pisces: IM SO ANGRY I COULD... I COULD... *gently whacks magazine off of the table* FML ;-;
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RandomBORED AF. and having a lot of writers blocks. note: not accurate jsjsjsjs my opinions bishes
