The ABCs of Self Discovery

By EchoBourbon

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Are you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failur... More

Preface

A is for Appearance

B is for Botox

C is for Cookie Cutter

D is for Diet

E is for Exercise

F is for Fashion

G is for Gastric Bypass

H is for Hair

I is for Intelligence

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The ABCs of Self Discovery

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Are you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failure. Don't worry, I'm sure even with your...

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I is for Intelligence

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By EchoBourbon

HAHAHAHAHAHA good one. Intelligence is also another I word. Irrelevant.

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