So, you have no idea who you are. Since you've already failed so miserably at one of the simplest tasks in the history of the human existence, I've decided to help you instead of curing cancer or something infinitely more important. Of course, if you couldn't figure it out yourself, I'll have to dumb down everything for you. I guess the ABCs is the simplest way to do it.
YOU ARE READING
The ABCs of Self DiscoveryHumor
Are you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failure. Don't worry, I'm sure even with your literacy level, even you can understand this. If you're not offended by the end, I have failed. Then...