A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing a piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?" Asked the man. "Oh, there's this genie round the back of the bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want." Sure enough, the man goes round the bar and there sits a genie. "You grant wishes right?" "Yes," replies the genie. "Hmm, I'd like a million bucks." Thank out of nowhere, a million ducks appeared, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he walks into the bar. "Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks." His friend sittng at the table replies,"Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist."
The Joke Book
By sardonic_clouds
Are you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes... More