(Minami POV)
-Few Minutes Later, Outside The Mall-
FUCK!! This day really sucks!!! I can't believe that I encountered a caveman army, got slapped by fucking NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, and witnessed Taiki's stupidity for a millionth time!!!!! Goddamn it, I wish I could go home right now-
???: "You okay fuckboy??"
Me: "Who the fuck called me a fuckboy- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ok, is it just me, or did I just met the one and only Ted, you know, from the movie, TED, the fucking teddy bear who's best friends with John Bennet, ok, can I at least get some rest?!?!?!
Ted: "Hey, you listenin' or what?"
Me: "The fuck do you want FUCKbear??"
Ted: "You look sick, dude."
Me: "Thanks for worrying..."
Ted: "No prob."
Then John FUCKING Bennet came, and warned us about the worst thing that could have happened. Ever. OF ALL TIME.
John: "Ted we gotta run!!"
Ted: "The fuck happened?!?!?!"
John: "Dude, there's an army of Spanish speaking cavemen marching the highway, it's coming here FAST!!"
Me: "Fuck no, not them again..."
Ted: "You seen them already?"
Me: "I threw up on their fucking cave..."
John: "Oh shit they're here!"
The army marched in the highway, they froze upon seeing me... their weird eyes staring at me, too scared to die, I let out a scream...
(Kēi POV)
-Inside The Mall, Before The Arrival, Still On The Arguement-
Me: "FUCKING HELL MAN WHY WOULD YOU BUY A CHILI DOG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Taiki: "COZ IT ALREADY HAS KETCHUP STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS H. FUCK, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND A SINGLE THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Me: "Coz I'm telling the truth, COCKBITE!!!!!!!!"
Taiki: "You call me a 'Cockbite', EH?!?!?! THIS IS WAR NOW, I SHALL DECLARE WAR, THROUGH ARCADE GAMES!!!!!!!!"
Me: "YOUR ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Several Games Later, In The Arcade-
Taiki: "We should just get over it..."
Me: "I won't let you... and can you please put another goddamn coin, now..."
Before Taiki put another coin, we heard a scream
???: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Next thing we saw: Minami running with John Bennet with fucking Ted because of a, wait a minute, CAVEMAN ARMY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minami: "Somebody help us, WERE BEING CHASED BY SPANISH (oops censored)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ted: "Holy shit, that's actually the best way to describe them!"
Then Taiki suddenly thought of a stupid idea
Taiki: "Wait, their African??"
Me: "Dude they speak Spanish."
Taiki: "They only know the word 'Rapido', you know..."
Me: "Shut up smartass..."
Well, Taiki decided to steal a kilo of chicken nuggets, coz "(nope, censored) luv nuggets!!!!" Well, either he's really stupid or he's being racist...
Taiki: "HEY (no, just no)!!!!!!!!"
The cavemen looked at Taiki, and stared at the nuggets
Taiki: "THIS COMES FROM CHARITY!!!"
He threw the entire kilo on them, well, their happy, and next thing I knew, they just acted like good old (nuh uh), well, everyone donated clothes, and damn, they look like hipsters-
Minami: "Can we go home???"
Me: "Wait a sec, I gotta narrate this first!!"
Minami: "Shut up, I don't wanna hear it."
Me: "But I need to-
Minami: "Shut up."
Me: "But-
Minami: "SHUT UP..."
Me: "Oh come on-
Suddenly, Minami pulled my ear, then we were heading home...
(Taiki POV)
-Midnight, Still At The Mall-
WHERE THE FUCK IS KĒI?!?!?!?! DAMN IT, HE HASNT NARRATED ABOUT ME YET, HE SAID I CAN LEAVE WHEN HE NARRATES ABOUT ME, WELL, MAYBE HES LYING SO THAT I CANT LEAVE, WELL THEN, ILL GO HOME BY MYSELF THEN-
Mace Windu: "SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED... (in the right time...)