John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious car accident. He doesn't look like much, in plaster, completely wrapped in bandage, and hooked up to tons of hoses and infusions; he looks like a mummy. John tries to have a conversation, but his neighbors or has his eyes closed and isn't responding. Suddenly, his eyes jump wide open and he starts to gurgle and during his last gasp for air, he says, "Mi stai bloccando il d'tubicino ossigeno, pezzo di merda." John inscribed the words into his heart. At the funeral, John tells the black-clad widow that her husband had something to say. "Was it that he loved me?" She asked through teary eyes. "I don't know," said John, "But it sounded like, mi stai bloccando il d'tubicino ossigeno, pezzo di merda." The widow screams and faints. "What?" John,startled, asks the daughter, "What did he say, what does that mean?" The crying daughter replies, "You are standing on my oxygen hose, you git."
The Joke Book
By sardonic_clouds
Are you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes... More