The Joke Book

By sardonic_clouds

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Are you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes... More

Joke #1 : Newborn Baby
Joke #2 : Got Any Grapes?
Joke #3 : Who is Mary?
Joke #4 : Going Home
Joke #5 : The Cementary Gates
Joke #6 : Tornadoes and Blondes
Joke #7 : Where Does The Cucumber Go?
Joke #8 : Want A Bag
Joke #9 : Honesty Is Not A Good Quality
Joke #10 : Bad Taste
Joke #11 : Where Does It Hurt?
Joke #12 : Make Me Feel Like A Woman
Joke #13 : Shut Up, You're Next!
Joke #14 : Which Is Further?
Joke #15 : Dirty Things
Joke #16 : 3 Wishes
Joke #17 : Life's Confusing
Joke #18 : Just A Dream
Joke #19 : Not Beating You
Joke #21 : Car Window
Joke #22 : Wasn't Talking To You
Joke #23 : Girlfriend Search
Joke #24 : Camping Trip
Joke #25 : Sperm Jar
Joke #26 : Like The Way You're Thinking
Joke #27 : Two Hour Delay
Joke #28 : 69
Joke #29 : Ticket Abuse
Joke #30 : Escape Convict
Joke #31 : Lost Her For Sure
Joke #32 : Show Him Your Badge
Joke #33 : Smallest Dick
Joke #34 : Therapy
Joke #35 : Blowjob = Jewelry
Joke #36 : Three Phases
Joke #37 : I Wish
Joke #38 : Don't Eat It!
Joke #39 : Sex! Sex! Sex!
Joke #40 : Surprise!
Joke #41 : Unlucky Man
Joke #42 : Doctors Visit
Joke #43 : Five Important Qualities
Joke #44 : America VS. Russia
Joke #45 : Ten Dollar Lie
Joke #46 : I Know Your Secret
Joke #47 : 'Heart Attack'
Joke #48 : Rich Vs. Poor
Joke #49 : What Do I Look Like?
Joke #50 : One Word Or Two?
Joke #51 : No Way To Please Women
Joke #52 : Sex Vs. JB
Joke #53 : Dying Confessions
Joke #54 : Mother Of Six
Joke #55 : Expiration Date
Joke #56 : The Neighbor Of The Year
Joke #57 : Don't Know Shit
Joke #58 : Hold The Donkey
Joke #59 : Handjob
Joke #60 : 'Magical Genie'
Joke #61 : Screwed
Joke #62 : Shih Tzu
Joke 63 : Savage Doctor
Joke #64 : Coconut Head
Joke #65 : Comfortable
Joke #66 : Seven Cats
Joke #67 : Trouble and Mind Your Own Business
Joke #68 : Monkey Baby
Joke #69 : Bugs For Dinner
Joke #70 : Smart Jimmy
Joke #71 : Growing Monkey
Joke #72 : Bad Parents
Joke #73 : Report Card
Joke #74 : Crazy Driving
Joke #75 : Heart Attack
Joke #76 : Communication
Joke #77 : No Brain
Joke #78 : Gambling
Joke #79 : Death Wish
Joke #80 : Lucky Number Seven

Joke #20 : My Dog Is Better

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By sardonic_clouds

Two neighbors are talking to each other.

Neighbor #1: Do you know my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me.

Neighbor #2: Of course, I know that very well.

Neighbor #1: Really, well then, how?

Neighbor #2: My dog came and told me.

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