Doge duz Minecraft

By ShibeTheLettuce

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dis doge just got stuck in minecraft.... wanna find out how? naaah no spoilers :3 and plz if reed... comment... More

Doge note
Cheptur 1 Da quest 4 starbux
Cheptur 2 Doge meet friend
Cheptur 3 House go boom
Cheptur 4 Bob punch trees
Cheptur 5 I becum helpful
Cheptur 6 Doge goes mining
Doge note
Cheptur 7 How 2 spell jungel
Cheptur 8 k we look 4 starducks
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Cheptur 9 Wher we
Cheptur 10 Who dat
Cheptur 11 Dolan
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Cheptur 12 We make nuggits
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Cheptur 13 Eating Dolan
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Cheptur 14 So much holes
Cheptur 15 Mental Note
Cheptur 16 squedwurd
Cheptur 17 Wur lost
Doge note
Anuder doge note 4 2 dei
Cheptur 18 Wur still lost
Cheptur 20 Wut his name..?
Doge note
Cheptur 21 We go home
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Cheptur 22 Almost der....
Cheptur 23 Awww so close
Cheptur 24 Diamends
Cheptur 25 So much ouch
Cheptur 26 But why???
Doge Note
Cheptur 27 Ugh
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Cheptur 28 R we der yet?
Cheptur 29 No not yet
Cheptur 30 We go der now
Cheptur 31 Ok we der now
Cheptur 32 Very weerd gremmer 2dei
Cheptur 33 Y so recest
Cheptur 34 We get wat we need
Cheptur 35 Bai bai cloke guy
Cheptur 36 Hahahaha um oops
Cheptur 37 Fwooom
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Cheptur 38 We look 4 end
Cheptur 39 Gasp
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Cheptur 40 Sumtins wrong
Cheptur 41 Kaboom
Cheptur 42 Life stinks
Cheptur 43 De end?
Cheptur 44 De end
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Cheptur 19 Um ya

68 8 3
By ShibeTheLettuce

so wer wur we.....
oh um we wur at hole rite?
no?
oh um w8..... uhhhhh........
oh ya we in durt house and sleep ya

so rite um i guess it rained cuz wen we wake up der wuz laik pcs of durt everywer on dem floor and a bit of mud and shiet
bob wake up 2 and his reactien 2 mud wuz laik
did u poop
cuz Y DA HEL IS DER SHIET EVRYWER

i meen srsly
laik who ses did u poop wen dem person makes a durt house and it rains
laik SRSLY?!

k anyway bob get mad at doge
doge tell bob i not poop
bob not beleev doge
i tell bob dat he not make durt house cuz it mud
bob say oh ya
den i farted
awkward silence

oh w8
too much information

um rite i said i farted

no i didnt

so anyway
bob pak stuff
not rlly
so we just get leftovur wood for de fire and den we go

der only spidurs wich is good but der wur also creapurs and dey go boom under the butt of the bob

bob fly and smack in2 tree
i laff like
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ok stahp

rite so bob sei it hurt and he sed i meen cuz i laff and i laik
i dunt care
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
srsly i hav issues

den aftur a wile
we see big house
it creepy der spidur web evrywer and stuff amd also sum munsters

it also smells bad

so much 4 a creepy house

k so we go knock on door
it not open furst
but bob see a butten
button
shiet i dont care

den bob press button den der was dis sound laik ding dong
and lol it actually a dorbel

wat kind of creepy house has a dorbel??

um anyway we ring dorbel
den sumwun open door
but der no lite and we not see det sumwen
sooooooo....





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