I know I haven't updated in a while, but bear with me here, these take a while to write! Enjoy this..idk...stuff! You seem to like it! Well, uh. Before you read, just know that there's a lot of sexting from Destiel's part. It's like, 2/3 of the chat. Anyway, peace off, my supernatural sherlockian timelordic dragonlets!
-SuperWhoLock_Dragon!
(Destabrizar has joined the chat)
Cas: Dean.
Dean: yea bby?
Cas: don't play dumb, winchester
Sam: ooooooooh
Dean: stfu sam
Cas: how dare you.
Menopause: goddammit Dean what did you do now
Dean: how dare I what, Castiel?
Cas: you know what you did.
Dean: I can't help it.
Cas: yes, you can.
Dean: God made me this way. Not my fault.
Cas: you can control yourself.
Dean: not around you.
Cas: Dean.
Dean: Cas.
Cas: you need to stop doing this.
Luci: what did you do Dean!?
Dean: I made him come in his pants in a resturaunt
Sam:
Gabe:
Luci: are you serious
Dean: yep
Gabe: ITS WAY FUNNIER NOW
Menopause: OMFG CRYING
Cas: YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE WAY HIS LIPS WRAPPED AROUND HIS STRAW
Dean: I know you have a weak spot for my lips ;)
Cas: HE WAS EATING SO FUCKING SLOWLY AND LICKING HIS LIPS AND FUCK EVERY FIVE SECONDS
Dean: trying to seduce you, baby
Luci: sorry I missed that
Menopause: you shouldn't be
Luci: why?
Cas: YOU WERE THERE, ASSBUTT!
Luci: oh
Luci: cool
Cas: His hand was on my knee for almost the whole time
Dean: you liked it
Sam: please stop
Cas: his hand slowly slid up my thigh
Dean: you wanted it
Sam: please
Cas: and you STROKED MY CROTCH
Dean: you loved it
Cas: I hated it
Dean: your boner said otherwise
Sam: pls no
Cas: it's a natural human thing! You stroked my dick, it got hard! Natural human anatomy, Dean!
Dean: or maybe, you were so needy that you couldn't hold back
Cas: yeah I was needy because I wasn't being satisfied lately!
Sam: oh shit
Gabe: shots fired
Dean: Our anniversary night said otherwise. You came so hard you blacked out!
Lucius: why, God, why
Cas: Who was to say I was thinking about you!?
Menopause: shits goin down
Dean: You obviously were. You screamed out my name and jizzed all over your stomach. You watched with hunger and lust as I licked it off your abs. You were thinking about me, baby.
Menopause: oh my go
Sam: hav mercy on my soul
Gabe: oh my
Luci: *dies*
Cas: What if I was acting? I am an angel, after all.
Dean: ...were you acting?
Cas: Maybe.
Dean: Y'know, sometimes I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
Cas: Maybe I only screamed out your name so you wouldn't suspect I was cheating.
Dean: YOU'RE CHEATING!?
Cas:
Dean: Why?! Is it because I'm not good enough for you!? Did raising my sorry ass from hell mean nothing to you!?
Luci: not sure if argument, or sexual tension
Cas: Maybe you could try a little harder!
Gabe: sexual tension
Dean: Maybe you could stop being a dominant asshole and bottom for once!
Cas: Maybe you could fuck me like I fucked you in Baby outside that diner.
Dean: Maybe you could ride my dick like a good little soldier.
Sam: oh no
Gabe: why
Menopause: can somebody change my name back
Luci: no
Cas: Maybe we could bareback.
Dean: Maybe I could come inside you.
Cas: Maybe I could fuck you with a dildo afterwards.
Sam: pls don't
Gabe: it was less graphic last time
Dean: Ooh, I'd like that
Cas: you would?
Dean: yeah. you could get me going and finish me off in the shower.
Cas: I know I would be hard after all that, so you could suck me off?
Dean: oh hell yeah
Cas: I could come down your throat..
Sam: we're going to get reported
Gabe: shit
Lucius: have mercy. Dean is at the store, Cas is at home, moaning so fucking loud the walls are shaking.
Cas: I can't help myself.
Dean: oh baby, getting so hot and needy for me already?
Cas: yes, Dean..
Dean: can you wait until I get home?
Cas: ...
Dean: you're touching yourself, aren't you?
Cas: I couldn't resist, you turn me on so much Dean
Sam: gUYS
Gabe: should we just leave them to it?
Dean: are you naked?
Menopause: give 'em a half hour
Cas: no..
Luci: you sure?
Dean: where are you?
Menopause: if we interrupt them now, Cas will smite all of us
Cas: uh...
Dean: you can tell me, baby, I wanna know...
Cas: I'm on the couch
Sam: oh god
Luci: shh!
Menopause: why are we even doing this
Gabe: masturbation fuel
Sam: ha, ha. Even I know that all your fantasies involve me
Gabe: ...
Sam: are you fucking kidding me
Luci: Gabe do you seriously fantasize about a winchester-Castiel threesome
Gabe: well
Gabe: sometimes I'm in it
Gabe: seriously though I don't
Dean: are you still touching yourself?
Cas: yeah..
Dean: alright. I want you to stop.
Cas: Dean....
Dean: strip off your clothes as you walk towards our bedroom.
Cas: I'm so hard, Dean, so hard for you..
Dean: just wait baby, just wait. grab the lube and lay down on your back.
Sam: I'm gonna shoot somebody
Gabe: shotgun or semen?
Sam: you're a shit
Cas: okay, now what..
Dean: I want you to stretch yourself open for me.
Cas: fuck, Dean!
Dean: not tonight, baby. use your hands, no mojo.
Dean: tell me when you're ready.
Cas: uh, Dean?
Dean: yeah baby?
Cas: I'm not fully naked...
Dean: ooh, rebellious, now, are we?
Cas: no, it's a present for you...
Dean: lingerie?
Cas: you'll find out when you get back...
Dean: you're too good to me, baby
Cas: it's light blue, white lace. the stuff you really like...
Cas: what are you wearing?
Dean: tight jeans, you know, the really tight and dark ones?
Cas: shit.
Cas: yeah
Dean: I got a new leather jacket.
Cas: how good does it fit?
Dean: it's snug against my shoulders, and if I wear a loose enough shirt, you can see the muscle between them and my neck
Cas: isn't it covered in hickeyes?
Dean: yeah baby, and they're all yours...
Dean: they really outline my arms..
Cas: fuck
Dean: but, y'know, how a jacket's supposed to fit
Dean: where was I?
Cas: you were informing me on your clothing.
Dean: oh, yeah. Remember that faded grey v-neck I wore one day?
Cas: the tight one?
Dean: yeah
Cas: you aren't.
Dean: I am. It's so tight. it's stretched across my chest, but you know that. You've seen it. You've seen how it dips down and exposes my collar bone.
Cas: oh, God, I'm ready, Dean..
Dean: good, because that engine you hear? That's Baby.
Cas: you're home?!
Dean: yep.
Cas: oh, good...finally...
Dean: sorry, Lucius.
Lucius: NGH.
Cas: forgive me father, for I am about to sin...
Dean: that's actually really hot tbh
Cas: put down your phone and fuck me.
(Destiel has left the chat)
Menopause: it's like all of our conversations end with somebody having sex
Luci: that's because they do
Sam: I'm scarred for life
Gabe: why didn't you leave, Sam-o?
Luci: because he liked it.
Sam: NO!! EW!!
Menopause: I wouldn't don't doubt it
Gabe: hey Sam
Sam: what
Gabe: do you have a panty kink?
Sam: small one. Why?
Gabe: you'll see.
Sam: Gabe, what
Gabe: let's not take after Destiel, and not sext on here.
(Sabriel has left the chat)
(You're all going to hell)
Luci: not planning on it, Charlie.
Charlie: can you visit the bitch who killed me?
Luci: we do every day.
Mike: yeah, we torture him real bad.
Luci: he's always screaming in pain.
Menopause: why the hell are you doing this
Charlie: it's funny
Mike: no it's not
Luci: it kinda is
Menopause: goddammit
Chuck: I'm not damning shit
Luci: sup daddeh
Chuck: you need help
Luci: mmneh
(Michifer has left the chat)
Charlie: my god
Chuck: you don't have one
(Chuck has left the chat)
Charlie: savage