Wow, another chapter??? Who would have guessed???
Anyway, this fic is all crack XD why are people actually reading this
Okay, another few things you should know: This fic was written using my stupid limited knowledge, meaning most of the references are the ones I know and have watched. Sorry if this disappoints you, but this fic focuses mostly on Grian and Joel, with a side of Jimmy, Pearl, Gem, Scott, Lizzie, followed by the rest.
[Grian]: Is everyone excited for school?
[Joel]: yeah, no
I hate school
they always try to get you to behave
[Grian]: you know, I dunno what I expected when I asked you that question
[Joel]: Ha
that's me!
So unexpected and handsome!
[Grian]: We're going to get together for a "last night before school" party!
Except it's not on the last night before school it's before that
We can't go to school if we don't sleep at night
[Mumbo]: Then think of a new name
[Grian]: Mumbo, "the day before the last night before school" doesn't sound very nice
[Gem]: You know, for once, I agree with Grian
[Grian]: What is THAT supposed to mean???
[Gem]: Exactly what you think it means
[Grian]: I have not even BEGAN to process that sentence yet
[Joel]: HA
#slowgrian
[Grian]: Joel, you're doing it again!
Trying to force the attacks on someone else!
[Gem]: You know what, taunting Grian is more fun than taunting Joel anyway
Grian cares more about being taunted than Joel does
#slowgrian
[Grian]: WAIT NO-
[Mumbo]: You know what, Gem?
I'mma join you
#slowgrian
[Joel]: Ha
#slowgrian
[Jimmy]: I'm here what u guys talking about?
[Gem]: We're taunting Grian again
#slowgrian
[Jimmy]: oh okay
#slowgrian
[Grian]: So many betrayels
[Joel]: Ha you can't even spell betrayals right
#dumbgrian
[Jimmy]: That's going a bit to far, isn't it?
[Joel]: Nah
[Gem]: I mean, I like it
#dumbgrian
Grian knows we're joking, anyway
Right Grian?
[Grian]: You know, I'm tempted to just say no to get you to stop
[Joel]: Nope
not happening
We'll all know you're lying
[Grian]: Dang it
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PARTY!" Grian had somehow gotten his hands on a microphone and was blasting his voice and his weird music taste into the speakers that he had also gotten his hands on somehow.
"Quit being so loud," Pearl complained. "My poor ears!"
"WELL," Grian screamed. "TOO BAD!"
"#loudgrian," Joel declared.
"YOU KNOW," Grian said, "THAT ONE'S NOT HALF AS BAD AS THE OTHERS!"
"#dumbgrian," Joel amended. Grian glared at him.
"ANYWAY, TODAY We shall be- HEY! Who unplugged the mic?" Grian searched the crowd but couldn't figure out who it was. "Okay, anyway, what do you guys wanna do?"
"Hermitcraft," Mumbo suggested.
"No, let's watch a movie!" Jimmy was sitting in one of Grian's uselessly squishy couches, leaning into Tango's warmth. Grian's house was seriously cold. "Also, Grian, turn on your heater!"
"I don't have one," Grian mumbled before turning on the TV.
"YOU DON'T WHAT?" Jimmy demanded before he was distracted by the television. "Ooo, look! The Empires movie is out!"
They ended up playing Hermitcraft while Empires played in the background. It was a lousy game due to the fact that half of the people weren't paying attention but were instead watching the TV, but really, who cared?
"Is this going to be a sleepover or something?" Martyn asked just as the Mesa Prince got married to the Ocean Princess.
"Dude, you have the worse timing," Jimmy said, his eyes still transfixed on the screen. "You gotta wait until this scene is over and- HEY! REN! STOP BLOCKING THE TV!"
"Oh sorry," Ren said, not sounding sorry in the slightest. He refilled his popcorn while Jimmy craned his neck to see around him.
"It's going to be a sleepover," Grian told him when he was done with his turn in Hermitcraft. "Say, that prince looks a lot like you, Joel!"
"That's me! A long lost prince!" Joel declared, brandishing his "sword", which was really a rolled up newspaper. "Ooo, hey, does anyone want to watch this little animation I made?"
"Sure," Grian said. Most of the group was interested, but Jimmy's eyes were still transfixed on the TV.
"Just play it without him," Cleo said when Joel shot Jimmy a look. Joel shrugged and played the video.
"WELCOME TO HERMITCRAFT NEWS AT SEASON 10!" the video blasted Joel's voice just like the speakers had blasted Grian's. Even Jimmy looked away from the TV to give Joel a glare.
"Alright, alright, I'll turn it down!" Joel said.
"I'm Smallishbeans, and he's the Smallishbeans subscribe button." Everyone (except Jimmy) laughed at that.
"You posting this on your channel?" Grian asked.
"Yup," Joel replied.
"Please click me" the button said in a monotone voice.
"Yes, please click him," Joel said onscreen.
"Oh this is great," Cleo said, shoving popcorn into her mouth.
"Anyway, our first discussion today is who has been killing all the horses?"
"I mean, there are two people, and one of them is you," Cleo pointed out.
"I know the second one, but I'm not going to tell you," Grian followed up. "It's your fault for not paying attention last game."
"Hey," Joel protested, but shut up as everyone's attention went back to the video.
"What do you think, subscribe button?"
"Please click me," the subscribe button repeated.
"Agreed," onscreen Joel said. "Next up we're heading to spawn where..."
"Wow, truly amazing," Scott said when the video was finished. Then, the credits played.
Anchor: Me
"Ha," Mumbo said.
Co-Anchor: Subscribe Button
"Gotta love the subscribe button," Martyn said.
Reporter: Me
Researcher: Me
Editor: Me
Director: Me
Producer: Me
"Wow," Cleo said.
Features: Other Hermits
"Yeah!" Scar cheered. "Go Hermits!"
Obsessed With Me: Etho
"Really?" Etho said, raising an eyebrow.
"You're my biggest fan, really," Joel said, sporting a shirt with Etho's face on it.
"Aww," Gem said.
Horse Head Props Provider: Me
"Gotta love those horse heads too," Martyn said.
Creator of the Group Chat: Grian
"I did do that, me," Grian said, looking immensely proud of himself.
Camraman: Me
Teleprompter: Me
Script: Me
Cooking Dinner Tonight: Me
"Aww, you're going to cook dinner for us?" Scott asked.
"No, this was a few days ago," Joel protested.
"Ehh, fine," Scott said, disappointed.
"Round of applause for Joel!" Grian declared, clapping.
[Grian]: First day of school everyone!
[Joel]: You know that's funny
[Grian]: ?
[Joel]: It's always you who contacts everyone first
[Grian]: I mean, you're the always the first one to respond too
[Joel]: ...
That's a good point
[Jimmy]: Grian, Joel, everyone's in class
[Grian]: I know
[Joel]: We just don't care
[Grian]: Plus, Jimmy, you're texting too
[Jimmy]: Good point
[Joel]: That's because we're the BAD BOYS
[Jimmy]: Oh yeah!
I remember that!
I made up that name at the amusement park!
[Gem]: Did someone mention an amusement park again?
[Grian]: Seriously
Gem
How do you do that?
[Gem]: Do what?
[Grian]: you know, show up whenever someone says "amusement park"
[Gem]: Oh, it's just something I do
[Grian]: Hmm
[Bdubs]: Okay, what happened here
I have free period and I come online to see this
[Grian]: We're just chatting
[Bdubs]: In class?
[Joel]: Yup
Don't mind us
[Jimmy]: We're bad boys
[Bdubs]: You know, I'm going to have to agree
You guys and Etho stole ALL my wheat in Hermitcraft
[Joel]: That was your own fault for leaving it there in the open for everyone to steal
[Etho]: Exactly
[Jimmy]: Next time, just fish
[Grian]: NO
DON'T DO THAT
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BEAR IT IF YOU ALSO GET A MENDING BOOK BEFORE ME
[Bdubs]: hmm
tempting, tempting
[Grian]: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Jimmy]: Is no one going to mention the fact that Etho is also apparently a bad boy?
[Joel]: no he's not
how could you say such a thing
[Jimmy]: I mean, he also steals crops and he just came online to text
and he's in my class so I know he's not supposed to have done that
[Joel]: Jimmy, ur weird
[Grian]: It's lunch time! Where should we sit?
[Scott]: What about the big long table in the center
[Gem]: That one's taken
Our class was let out early
A bunch of the "popular girls" got their hands on it
[Lizzie]: Aww that's no fair
We got out late
It's a pain to clean up after a science experiment
[Grian]: Everyone, you're getting distracted!
What table?
[Joel]: What about the broken one
No one sits there ever
[Grian]: ...
Joel
There is a reason why no one sits there
It's broken
[Joel]: Who cares really
[Cleo]: I don't
[Scar]: I don't care
But find a table soon I just got my lunch and I don't wanna just stand around like a weirdo
[Grian]: Okay fine
I can see I'm outnumbered here
[Lizzie]: Okay, it's my free period and I know a lot of you guys text in class anyway
so
when are we going to recreate Flying Pigs?
[Joel]: I dunno
This weekend?
[Lizzie]: Who's house?
[Joel]: I mean, I would suggest Grian's house
because his house is so big
but is backyard isn't that big though
[Grian]: Yup it's tiny
[Lizzie]: I did not expect that
your house is enormous though
[Grian]: Lizzie
some people just can't have enormous houses AND backyards at the same time
[Lizzie]: Fair point
[Joel]: What about the others?
Anyone have big backyards here?
[Lizzie]: Nope
[Impulse]: Just saw the messages
trying to do my homework here
[Joel]: oh hi
do you have a big backyard???
[Impulse]: no
[Joel]: Hmm
[Jimmy]: I don't either
[Joel]: Maybe it's because almost everyone is in class I-dhiueorbforyeilgiwoaepiegforuyvfs
[Grian]: u ok?
[Joel]: Joel will not be messaging you until the end of the day
Goodbye
[Grian]: HUH?
Joel, did you get caught
[Impulse]: Grian if he got caught he wouldn't be able to respond to you
[Grian]: oh
[Lizzie]: Grian, you're very clueless
[Grian]: well, is anyone in Joel's class?
What does Joel have rn?
[Lizzie]: English
I think Jimmy's with him
[Jimmy]: I'm here
yes
his phone was taken away
sorry it took me so long to reply
didn't want to get caught
wait gtg bye
[Grian]: ok...
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