The bet is on!! Blitzø challenged his ex, Verosika Mayday, to a duel to see who can be able to get tons of people to seduce or kill! Who will win? Find out now!!
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The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blake, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.
Blitzø: "Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona and Blake can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?"
Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.
Loona: "Got it."
She stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock, and Blake's mouth almost drops.
Blitzø: "Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look...downright awful!"
Loona glares at Blitzø and rolls her eyes.
Blake: "I think you look very beautiful, Loona."
Loona slightly blushed at the comment. Blake then stood up and was given the list. He sniffs the list and uses his magic to turn into his human form. A swirling flash of red and magenta lights surrounded him as he transformed. The others stared at him in awe.
Blake: "How do I look?"
Loona: "Wow." She whispers to herself.
Blitzø: "Alright, you two. Now, fetch!"
Loona and Blake peer in front of them, as their target humans outlined in red in their vision.
Blake: "Got them. Loona, see if you can go for the male targets. I'll get the female targets."
Loona: "Let's do this."
Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzø spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.
Blake approached a woman, as he stroked her cheek. She immediately blushed and looked at him with a very lustful look. He gestured to her that they both should go to an alley, to which she rapidly nodded. They both head there and as she is about to rip his shirt off, Moxxie sneaks in and slices her throat. Blake gave a thumbs up.
In the next shot, a blonde man runs to Loona in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzø.
On a rooftop, a brown haired woman leans in to kiss Blake, but Millie knocks her off the roof with a kick. The woman falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut.
Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitzø kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.
Blitzø and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.
Blitzø: "That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many–."
Verosika: "Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"
The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.
Fan boy: "Verosika!"
Verosika: "This is your final boarding call. All aboard~."
Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzø growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.
Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫
The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.
Verosika: [off-screen] ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫
Blitzø: "God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!"
A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzø.
Blitzø: [points to vomiting man] "He on the list, you two?"
Loona: "Huh? Yeah... I- I think so."
Blake: "Yeah, he is. Go for it."
Blitzø: "Good!" He said as he took out a red and black axe.
Blonde man: "Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" He asked as he laughed.
Blitzø: [off-screen] "Yeah... pretty cool, huh?" [He cleaves his head in half with the axe.] "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, you two go off and look for more targets and bring them here."
Blake and Loona walked away as they went into the crowd. They see two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.
Blake found their next target, which was a fan of Verosika's. The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown", but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Blake and Loona walked over to him, as they both avoided a couple kissing each other and Loona throwing the bra aside.
Blake: "Hey, Tex!"
Vortex: "Blake! Hey, little buddy! What's up?"
Blake: "Nothing much, just have to participate in this dumb bet because of my dumbass boss."
Vortex: "Yikes, sorry to hear that." He then notices Loona right behind Blake. "Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss' freaky ex."
Loona: "Yeah. [chuckles] Sorry if that's weird."
Vortex: "It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care."
Loona: [nervously] "Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!"
Vortex: "Okay. [mimics her nervous tone and smile] I'm Vortex!"
Both Blake and Loona laughed.
Loona: "That's cool... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off that breeze. Probably. Right?" She said as she bit her lip nervously.
Vortex: "Uh, yeah. [chuckles] I guess, but my friends call me Tex."
Loona: "Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. [chuckles nervously] I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends."
Vortex: "Really? I thought that you and Blake would be friends. Unless... there is something else going on between you two?"
Vortex teasingly smirked, as both Blake and Loona began to stutter and tried denying it. Tex simply laughed, immediately knowing what was going on. Then, Blitzø arrives and stands between Blake and Vortex.
Blitzø: "Am I... interrupting something?"
Vortex: "Nah, man. Just having a conversation."
Blitzø: [He then pokes Vortex] "Conversation" leads to HPV!"
Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.
Moxxie: "And... we've lost him. [sighs] It's looking like it's up to us to handle this list."
Millie: "Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!"
Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.
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Loona: "Blitzø, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!"
Blitzø: "I just wanted to see what was so important that the two of you were distracted from your job."
Loona: "What, we can't have a break?"
Blitzø: "We have a parking spot on the line!"
Blake: "Of course, the DAMN PARKING SPACE THAT YOU COULD'VE JUST LET GO BUT DECIDED TO BITCH ABOUT IT AND DRAG ALL OF US IN IT!"
Vortex: "Whoa, hold on everyone. Why don't we all chill out?"
Blitzø: "Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!"
Blitzø holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.
Blitzø: "Literally!"
Loona: [groans in frustration, fixes bangs] "Fuck, Blitzø! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!"
Blitzø: "Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!"
Loona: "Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!"
Blitzø: "It still counts!"
Loona: "Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!"
Both turned away from each other, crossing their arms. Blitzø glanced at Loona, looking a bit heartbroken. Loona sighed, as she turned back to talk with him.
Loona: Uh... Blitzø... I'm-
Blitzø: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!
Loona: "Ugggh..."
Vortex: "Damn, girl. That was savage."
Blake: [places a comforting hand on her shoulder] "You okay?"
Loona: [blushes] "Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does."
Vortex: [chuckles] "I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts."
Loona: "Thanks."
Blake: "You know, as much as Blitzø is very frustrating, he's...somewhat of a decent parent. Overprotective, but decent nonetheless. Just try to take it easy on the guy, he's trying his best because he cares for you."
Loona smiled a bit, as she held Blake's hand.
"Heyyy! Hope I'm not intruding."
The trio turned around to see Verosika standing right behind them.
Vortex: "Everything okay, boss?" He asked.
Verosika: "All good, Tex. I was wondering if you would let me borrow Blake for a bit?"
Loona: "Why?" She asked as she stood in front of Blake, narrowing her eyes at her.
Verosika: "Oh, relax. I'm not going to hurt him."
Blake: "It's okay, Loona. I'll be fine." He reassured her.
He eventually followed Verosika to the backstage, leaving Loona really extremely worried.
Verosika: "So, Blake, what do you think of my concert so far?" She asked.
Blake: "It's going really great so far. I think you are very talented."
Verosika: "Aw, thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it, though I have one question to ask you."
Blake: "Oh?"
Verosika: "Can you sing?"
Blake: "Well, I do. I mean, I did sing for a commercial along with several other things. Why?"
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Blake was suddenly on stage, holding a microphone in one hand. Verosika was standing next to him, with a microphone too.
Verosika: "Alright, everyone! Got another song prepared y'all and I have someone here joining me! Give it up for Blake!!"
Everyone stopped making out as they turned their attention to the stage. Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona looked in shock to see Blake there. Vortex and the rest of Verosika's posse cheered.
Stage lights all pointed towards Blake as music began to play.
Blake: 🎵Time. Every time you lied, I couldn't see the signs. How could you cross the line? And say it's justified.
Everyone's jaw dropped as soon as they heard Blake's voice. Tex quickly took out his phone and started recording.
Blake: 🎵Every time you lied, I couldn't see the signs. How could you cross the line? Then say it's justified🎵
Verosika: 🎵Know you can't be real, this ain't what love is. Got me runnin' in circles to prove I'm all in. Promises, you keep making. Gave your word, you just break it. Something's gotta change and I don't wanna wait. Just tell me are we fading?🎵
Verosika: 🎵Don't be lazy
Need to feel you chase me
And don't you fake it, tired of being patient
Look boy, I can't settle for the same thing🎵
Blake: 🎵Time. Every time you lied, I couldn't see the signs. How could you cross the line? And say it's justified🎵
The crowd began to cheer, mainly all of the females. Moxxie was in awe, while Millie was cheering him on.
Blake: 🎵Every time you lied, I couldn't see the signs. How could you cross the line?
Then say it's justified🎵
Verosika: 🎵If you want me to stay, it's the way you'll hold me down. I don't wanna ask twice, but you already know what's right, baby. Act so petty when talk your shit, it don't phase me. Way you out here fronting, it's just making you look so crazy🎵
Blake: 🎵Lying to myself, desperately
Lying to myself, endlessly
All in my head, tempting me
Girl, I'm tryna' find the remedy, yeah
Lying to myself, desperately
Lying to myself, endlessly
All in my head, tempting me
Girl, I'm tryna find the remedy, yeah🎵
The two went back to back, as they sing the next verse together.
Blake & Verosika: 🎵Time. Every time you lied, I couldn't see the signs. How could you cross the line? And say it's justified🎵
🎵Every time you lied, I couldn't see the signs
How could you cross the line?
Then say it's justified🎵
Verosika: 🎵Time. Every time you lied, I couldn't see the signs. How could you cross the line?
And say it's justified🎵
She sang the last verse, as everyone cheered and applauded. Verosika and Blake smiled at each other, as they made a good duo.
Verosika: "Hey Blake, would you mind singing one more song for everyone here?" She asked.
Blake: "Sure, why not?"
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Meanwhile...
Millie and Moxxie hide behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.
Skool: "Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!"
Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.
Woman: "Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!"
Moxxie: "Oh, crumbs!"
Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.
Skool: "I got it!"
Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.
Skool: [off-screen] "Beer possum! Beer possum!"
Partygoer: [off-screen] "Get ready to get fucked up!"
Partygoer: [off-screen] "Ready to get fuuucked!"
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Everyone cheered once again, as Verosika leaves the stage, leaving Blake to sing by himself. Music began playing again, as he started singing again.
Blake: 🎵La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la🎵
🎵Call me what you wanna, I'll be what you wanna
I've been here a thousand times, eh-eh
Falling for another, I don't even bother
I could do it all my life🎵
🎵So tell me if you wanna 'cause I got this feeling
I wanna hear you say it, 'cause I can't believe it
With every touch of you, it's like I've started dreaming
Guess Heaven's not that far away🎵
Off stage, Verosika was dancing a bit to the song. She couldn't help but smile, seeing him perform on stage.
Blake: 🎵And I'll be singing, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la🎵
🎵I'm just right here dancing around to the rhythm
The rhythm that you play when you're breaking my heart
You know that I can't get you out of my system
Yeah, right from the start, you played with my heart🎵
The whole crowd began dancing along to the song. Loona couldn't help but bop her head to the beat.
Blake: 🎵And I'll be singing, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me🎵
🎵You can do whatever, I'll be here forever
Spinning 'round inside this room, eh-eh
Won't you come on over? I'm a sucker for ya
Wishing we'll be out here soon🎵
🎵So tell me if you wanna 'cause I got this feeling
I wanna hear you say it, 'cause I can't believe it
With every touch of you, it's like I've started dreaming
Guess Heaven's not that far away🎵
🎵And I'll be singing, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la🎵
Verosika then suddenly felt something that she never thought she would ever feel. A spark that's different from lust. A spark of...love? But, she let that off to the side as she, along with the crowd, began singing along.
Blake: 🎵I'm just right here dancing around to the rhythm
The rhythm that you play when you're breaking my heart
You know that I can't get you out of my system
Yeah, right from the start, you played with my heart🎵
Blake, Verosika, Loona, Tex, & The Crowd: 🎵And I'll be singing, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You're breaking me🎵
Everyone cheered, as Blake bowed and left the stage. Verosika rushed to him and brought him in for a tight hug.
Verosika: "Oh my gosh, that was amazing!"
Blake: "Heh, thanks. This has been really fun. It's nice to do something else, besides killing folks."
Verosika: "Well, I'm glad that I helped out. Hey, look, with the whole bet that's going on, you don't have to leave your job. I was just trying to piss off Blitz-O."
Blake: [Snorts] "Appreciate it. Well, they're calling for you." He gestured towards the audience.
Before she goes up to the stage, she kisses Blake on the cheek, causing him to blush. She gave a wink toward him, as she faced the crowd.
Verosika: "That was a spectacular performance from Blake, am I right?!"
The crowd cheered loudly again, while Blake smiled. He joins up with Vortex and Loona, as they talk about his performance on stage.
Verosika: "Now, who wants a piece of this?!"
Verosika tosses her Beelze Juice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.
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Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.
Millie: "Moxxie!"
Moxxie: [drunk] "Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em." He said as he started to make smooching noises.
Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. Blake, Loona, and Tex looked up in shock, seeing the creature. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzø looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.
Moxxie: [drunk] "Ooooh! Fish."
The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.
Moxxie: [drunk] "Hehehe... Weeeeee..."
Blake: "Moxxie!" He yelled as he ran right next to Millie.
Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie and Blake rush into the ocean and each slice up the fish's body with her knife.
Blake pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. Millie reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Blitzø's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzø kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically. Millie lands next to them, as Blitzø hands Moxxie to her.
Inside of the monster's mouth, Blake summons his scythe and begins slicing the tongue as the monster spits him out. Blake began fighting the giant fish, while the others watch from afar.
Moxxie: "I love that man." He commented.
Millie: "Yeah, ain't he something."
Blitzø: "He's definitely my top employee." He said, smugly.
Blake leaps into the air with his scythe and lands inside the monster. He slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making his way back to shore.
Blitzø: "Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Feedback!"
Blake: "Is Mox okay?"
Blitzø: "Oh, yeah. He's fine."
Millie was holding Moxxie in her arms as he grins with a doped expression.
Moxxie: [drunken] "Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo... drinky."
Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing. Blake smiled at the cute couple.
Blitzø: "Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking."
Verosika: "Blitz-o."
Blitzø: "Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!"
Verosika: "That was handled rather... obvious... Don't you think? And Blake, that was amazing."
Blake: "Thanks."
Millie: [She holds up Verosika's flask] "I don't think this belonged to any of us."
She tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.
Millie: "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."
Moxxie: [laughs] "Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so... FUUUUCKED!" He said as he continued laughing drunkenly.
Verosika: "Yeah, well... you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!"
Moxxie: [faceplants into the sand] "A human called me a possum. I am not a [faceplants again] possum!"
Blitzø then steps forward, dragging Moxxie back with his foot.
Blitzø: "Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space."
Verosika: "...Fine."
Blitzø: "WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!!" He laughs triumphantly.
Millie: "Fuck YEAH!"
Blitzø: "IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!"
Verosika: [scoffs] "Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!"
Blake walks over to Tex and Loona, before Verosika calls him.
Vortex: "Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you both are ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime."
Loona: "Really? I mean, heh...yeah. Yeah."
Vortex: "Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties."
Blake: "Yeah, true. It could be a bit overwhelming at first, but I think you're gonna like it."
Loona: "Nice. Can't wait for my first one."
Vortex: [chuckles] "Let's get you some friends, girl."
Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika. Loona then felt a hand on her shoulder, as she turned to see Blake giving her smile. She smiled back, until Blitzø called out to them.
Blitzø: "Come on, Loonie Tooney, Feedback! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!"
Blake shook his head, while Loona groaned. I.M.P go through the portal, as Loona falls through the portal backwards.
Blitzø jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch. As Blake was about to enter, he stopped as then he heard something. Sirens.
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Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.
Police: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!"
Verosika: "Alright, sluts." [She raises her hands in the air in defeat and dismay] "Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick."
Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat. Suddenly, one by one, each of the police were dragged away quickly. They each yelped, following up a slicing sound. Only one officer remained, as he began shaking, looking around to see who was causing this.
A snarl was heard, as the officer slowly turned around to see Blake standing there. He had his two sickles, as blood was dripping from the blades. His eyes glowed, and he growled, showcasing his sharp teeth. The officer tried to open fire, but Blake quickly sliced him in half.
He looked back at Verosika and her crew, as they stared in awe.
Vortex: "Thanks for the help, man." He said as they both did a handshake.
Blake: "No problem. I wouldn't let anything happen to my friends. Now, shall we leave?"
He then created a portal to Hell, as everyone stepped in and Blake entered last and closed off the portal.
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Chapter completed!! Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Next chapter will be a one shot chapter.
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