(Y/N POV)
Y/N enters a temporary interrogation room.
A Skibidi is restrained, alongside two cameramen guards.
Y/N looks down at a yellow computer chip in his hand.
He made it after scanning the brain of a dead Skibidi. After sifting through some data, he managed to create a chip that would essentially allow him to speak and understand the Skibidi language.
Y/N plugs it in and his screen briefly flashes yellow before a new switch is seen.
Skibidi Language-On/Off
Y/N switches it to On.
The Skibidi's head rises out of its bowl.
Skibidi Toilet: (I ain't saying shit!)
Y/N/: Okay, he's refusing to talk.
Interrogator Cameraman: You're already talking right now. First question. What do you know about the G-Toilet?
Skibidi: (Dunno who he is. Wouldn't you like to know?)
The interrogator nods at you, as you crack your knuckles.
Skibidi: SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI
The interrogator nods and the second cameraman flushes him.
Y/N: Damnit, I wanted to know where the toilets come from.
Interrogator Cameraman: Wait. What did he say?
Y/N: He was calling for...help
The three of you see G-Man's eye staring through the window.
Y/N: RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
You narrowly escape his wrath as his lasers destroy the wall behind you.
(Timeskip)
(Cameraman POV)
A Cameraman is seen watching from a roof.
Cameraman #583: Whew...the view up here is great.
He watches as the soldiers below run away from the oncoming Skibidi toilets. A few camera striders provide cover fire, but are targeted by G-Man.
Y/N and another large cameraman are seen flying onto G-Man's back. They both place their hands on the flusher.
Y/N: On three! One, two-
They pull the flusher and G-Man's head begins to spin. However he stops himself and fires at the two would-be champions. Thankfully Y/N managed to deploy his jetpack at the last minute.
The cameraman sees this and sends a message.
Cameraman #583: HQ! Operation Boss Flusher is a fail. G-Man cannot be flushed! I repeat, G-Man cannot be flushed!
HQ: We read you loud and clear. Get outta there!
???:Skibidi!
The cameraman turns and sees a five headed freak of nature.
The heads converge before the cameraman punches one, though it only seems to aggravate the toilet.
Cameraman #583: Oh poop.
The toilet gobbles him whole.
(Elsewhere)
Location: Camera Base, [UNKNOWN]
Several engineer cameramen and scientists are fixing up Titan Cameraman. Y/N oversees the operation.
Suddenly an alarm rings.
PA: Alert! Skibidi have invaded the compound. They are heading for the upgrade chamber!
Several toilets enter, but upon seeing the massive Titan, they flee in the other direction. Titan Cameraman nonchalantly points his finger and fires a laser shot, destroying the toilets.
Y/N: That was sick!
The Camera leaders enter.
Cameraman Leader: Good work. Repairs are almost complete. Any word on those upgrades?
Y/N: I've drawn up a few concepts that would be incredibly useful against any toilet. Here, take a look.
The leaders glance at a file you hand them.
Cameraman leader: Hmm...railgun...camera protectors...improved jetpack...flame core...hammer...I've seen enough. We will get you the required materials ASAP. When can we expect them in the field?
An engineer comes up to Y/N and hands him a clipboard.
Engineer: With all due respect, sir, even if we skip the testing process and simply deploy him in the field, it will take a month at least. And with the toilets' rapid upgrades, I'm not sure we even have a month.
Titan Cameraman: WORRY NOT.
You all jump at the sound of his booming voice.
Titan Cameraman: IT IS A GAMBLE I AM WILLING TO RISK. Y/N: YOU ARE A CAPABLE WARRIOR. I AM SURE EVEN IN MY ABSENCE, THE CAMERA COALITION WILL PREVAIL.
Y/N, realising the large expectation brought upon him, clutches his head.
Y/N: I won't let you down...I hope
(Timeskip: 2 days later)
As expected, the toilets have hit harder, more aggressively and worst of all, more frequently.
A large cameraman is seen being beaten by three smaller toilets, while several others are eaten.
You, on the other hand, are fighting for your life. You punch one toilet's head to the side and flush it before doing the same to another.
You hear the ground rumble as the five-faced toilet charges towards you.
Y/N: AAH! WHY DO YOU HAVE FIVE FACES?
Before it can do anything, all five faces are flushed by a mysterious saviour.
???: Need a hand?
He pulls you to your feet.
Speakerman Leader: We are the Speakermen. We're here to help you fight these toilets.
Y/N turns to see an army of speakers walk past, with some of them doing the Orange Justice.
All of them were blasting music.
(Tears for Fears-Everybody wants to Rule the World)
Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world
It's my own design
It's my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world
I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it?
Everybody wants to rule the world
All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world