We meet Blitzo and Kuro in the office-
Blitzo: *impersonating * "Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" *impersonating * "Yeah, I really want you, sir." *impersonating Millie* "Me, too!" *As himself* Let's three-way!
Kuro *walking in*: Blitz are you, oh hell nah-
[Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hellphone in speaker.]
Blitzo: *angrily* WHAT?!
Stolas: *lustfully* Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy.
[Both Blitzo and Octavia spit out their coffee in sheer surprise. Blitzo slams his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.]
Blitzo: What--
Octavia: the--
Kuro: FUCK--
Octavia: Dad?!
Stolas: Language, everyone! *into the phone* I have a special request~
Blitzo: Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass.
Stolas: It's for my daughter.
Blitzo: Ah. Well, make sure she washes it.
Stolas: *taken aback* No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!
Blitzo: We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.
Stolas: I'll pay you~
Blitzo: Pay me what?
Stolas: Moneyyyy~
Blitzo: Done!
[Blitzo hangs up and accidentally slams his phone down on the desk hard enough to smash it to pieces. After a brief annoyed glance at it, he pulls out a megaphone.]
Blitzo: M n' M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!
[Moxxie opens the door to respond.]
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
[Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass.]
Millie: *excitedly* Loo Loo Land?!
Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!
Loona: (offscreen) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Cut to Loo Loo Land. A van with an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face.
Blitzo: Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?
Octavia: *disgustedly* Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?
Blitzo: Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie. [turns to Stolas] If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious!
Kuro looks at Stolas *in his mind*: This guy really does act different when he is with Blitz.
Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.
Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?
[Moxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.]
Moxxie: Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?
[Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.]
Moxxie: Morphine?
Octavia: That was figurative, old man.
Moxxie: Oh, right.
[Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new "toys."]
Moxxie: *under his breath* But she said it was literal.
Millie: *excitedly* Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!
[A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.]
Millie: It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's !
[Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.]
Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting.
Millie: Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?
Moxxie: No. Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots.
Kuro: Lighten up Mox, it's just a theme park nothing too creepy, they're practically all the same. *walks off*
[The park's mascot, appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.]
Loo Loo: Well, hey there!
Moxxie: *jumps back in terror* AAAAAH!!
Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!
Stolas: *gasps* Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!
Octavia: I have a question.
Loo Loo: Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!
Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of far more popular ?
Loo Loo: *beat* No?
Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.
[Stolas chuckles nervously as he leads Octavia away.]
Stolas: Why don't we go check out the rides?
Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?
Blitzo: Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes.
Loo Loo: *to Millie and Moxxie* What's that mean?
Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!
[Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him. Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.]
Loo Loo: Yeah...
[Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.]
Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?
Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise.
[Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby giftshop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 per.]
Moxxie: Yeaaaah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?
Millie: 'Cause, it's Loo Loo Land!
[Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.]
Blitzo: *nudges Moxxie with cup* Listen to your hoe, Mox.
[Blitzo takes a swig from his novelty cup.]
Blitzo: How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little *takes off sunglasses and winks* fun?
Millie: OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!
Moxxie: Oh, yeah? Wh- which one?
[Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.]
Moxxie: *terrified* Oh, crumbs!
[Cut to Moxxie vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride. A vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie.]
[In another part of the park, Stolas and Octavia walk along the path, as Blitzo takes up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzo looks in their direction.]
Stolas: *strokes Blitzo's horn* You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.
Blitzo: Save it, bitch. I'm working.
Octavia: You both need to get a room.
Kuro: You think?
Blitzo: Hey, I am not a day-hooker!
[A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.]
Blitzo: What? I just said I'm not one, prude! *Flips her off*
Stolas: Oh Kuro right? what were you doing a few days ago. Trying to get home?
Kuro: I just miss it that's all, I mean this universe is pretty crazy.
Stolas: Seems like he does want you to do his bidding.
Kuro: Ummm...who?
Stolas: You think I don't know? I can sense your dark energy has heightened since the last time we met and it is all because of one being inside of you.
Kuro felt half of his body taken over making his left eye turned red and black.
Cerberus: So you are still here after all, it's been a long time Stolas my prince.
Kuro: u-hey!
Stolas: And what are you doing inside this boy. Are you going to use him to cause even more terror?
Cerberus: I could if I wanted to, embarrassingly enough, my energy is becoming weaker which is bad for me and for this hellhound as he doesn't belong in this universe
Stolas: Hmm, I guess that it is true since Dark Energy or what you call Jigoku energy allows one being to survive in any universe. That being said, I guess you told Kuro that if he'd collect more, then he'll survive for as long as he has enough Jigoku energy.
Kuro: Ok that's enough Cerberus.
Stolas: Oh wow, you can really supress him.
Kuro: Only with my Ookami energy, he did say that he can be supressed by this energy.
Cerberus: And just for the record Stolas, this hellhound staying here won't benefit your and his universe and you want hear more crappy news, he won't be able to return home anytime soon.
Stolas: I guess that is true and there is no way of bringing him home, my spells aren't that powerful enough.
Cerberus disappears. "I'll be watching...."
Kuro: That was some conversation, you have a history with him or something.
Stolas: More of a reunion perhaps*gasps* Oh! Look, Via!
[Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent. A demon mother is struggling to pull her crying son into the tent.]
Stolas: You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!
Octavia: *panicked* Oh, no...
[Cut to a flashback to Octavia as a young girl, as she is pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia, who soon breaks into tears. A younger Blitzo is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.]
[Cut back to the present.]
Blitzo & Octavia: I hate that fucking clown.
[Pan to Stolas, who has been captured and hoisted aloft by the crew of imps from earlier. Stolas' arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One has stolen Stolas' wallet.]
Stolas: *unconcerned* Oh, Blitzy~ I need my bodyguard, please!
[One imp jumps, to try and skewer Stolas with a pitchfork. Blitzo quickly brings his rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso, splattering Stolas's head with blood. The other imps quickly scatter.]
Kuro walks over to the dead imp being able to see the dark energy reminiscing from it.
Cerberus: "You know what to do now Kuro"
Kuro: "How do I-"
Cerberus: "Just stick your hand out! it will come to you"
Kuro sticks out his hand and the dark energy was attracted to him surrounding him and finally being absorbed. He was stunned. His eyes went red and black for a second and returned to normal
Kuro: "Woah, so this Jigoku energy"
Cerberus: "Neat huh?"
Cuts to M and M
Carnie Imp: Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!
Millie: *gasps excitedly* Oh, look, Moxxie! A THING!
[The "thing" in question is some sort of purple stuffed penguin creature with Imp horns, wearing pink overalls. The stuffed animal is labeled with a tag that says "THING?"]
Moxxie: Oh, you like that thing?
Millie: YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!
Moxxie: *smugly* Ahhh... Finally, something I can handle.
[Moxxie takes out some money and hands it to the carnie.]
Moxxie: Okay! One game, puh-lease!
[The carnie Imp rolls his eyes and uses his tail to hand Moxxie a pistol with a cork projectile in the muzzle. Moxxie does not even line up the shot, instead looking to his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye. Unbeknownst to Moxxie, the target barely moves. He makes a "ricochet" noise with his mouth and blows the black powder smoke clear of the gun, pleased with his marksmanship.]
Carnie Demon: Ohhhh! Strike one, little man!
Moxxie: But, I hit it!
Carnie Imp: Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So, yeah...! No go, bro.
[Moxxie growls in anger, and fishes another bill out of his pocket. He grabs the pistol and fires another cork, hitting the target dead-center. The target does not budge. Moxxie slaps the pistol in annoyance.]
Moxxie: The wrong with this thing?!
Carnie Imp: Oh, man. A real shame, I tell ya. [mockingly cries]
[Moxxie hisses in anger as he slaps another bill on the counter.]
Moxxie: Another!
[Cut back to the Robo Fizz show. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.]
Robo Fizz & Backup Singer: ♫ --body sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaaand! ♫
[The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.]
Stolas: Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how delightful!
[Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but the top of his head is quickly blown apart by a shot from Blitzo, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.]
Stolas: *flirtatiously* Oh, my! What aim you have, Blitzy.
Octavia: *furious* Ugh! I can't do this anymore!
Stolas: *concerned* Wait- Uh-... Octavia!
Kuro walked over to dead IMP absorbing the dark energy from it.
[Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzo cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.]
Blitzo: Come on let's get outta here.
Kuro started to run.
Robo Fizz: Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo [pronounced as spelled] my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? [laughs]
Blitzo: The 'o' is silent now!
Kuro: Still don't understand why.
Robo Fizz: A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! [laughs]
[Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.]
Blitzo: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!
Kuro: Damn, that was kinda personal.
Robo Fizz: *glitching* Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you... *low demonic voice* BLITZ-0?
Blitzo: No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!
[Blitzo slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo Fizz, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stair to where Blitzo is. He coils himself around Blitzo like a snake, before using his own momentum to launch Blitzo through the top of the tent. kuro managed to Blitzo off Fizz before landing onto the ground]
Blitzo: Ohhhh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!
Kuro: Gotcha Blitz.
[Outside, rolls a cart of lit torches in by the tent.]
Wally: Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!
[Blitzo lands on the cart, scattering the torches everywhere, which light the big top on fire.]
Wally: Owww! I say, OWWWW!
[The green fire very rapidly spreads to all corners of the park. Burning and melting animatronics flee the tent as Robo Fizz cackles and spins his head with demonic glee at the destruction. Elsewhere, the carnie Imp at the shooting gallery holds 600 souls of Moxxie's money, with Moxxie himself glaring at him with seething anger.]
Carnie Imp: Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your honey here a prize...
Millie: Let me try!
[Millie grabs the pistol and fires a cork at a target, which misses wildly. The carnie Imp grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth, which causes a target to fall down.]
Carnie Imp: Ohhhh, look at that! Lucky shot, baby.
Moxxie: Are you kidding me?! You- you- you charlatan!
Carnie Imp: Hey, uh, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to the lady~
[The carnie Imp leans toward Millie and makes a seductive purring sound at her. Millie immediately recoils in disgust. In the background, Blitzo and Robo Fizz continue to do battle against each other as the fires spread. Blitzo is thrown up into the air by Robo Fizz and comes down through the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the carnie Imp under him.]
Carnie Imp: OWWWW! Oof! Auuugh!
Moxxie: *surprised* Sir?!
Blitzo: *dazed* Ohhhh...Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of.
Kuro: Right behind you!
[Blitzo draws his flintlock pistol, cocks it, and fires at the now burning Robo Fizz. The impact of the bullet spins Robo Fizz's head around, but when he spins his head back, he is revealed to be unharmed by the shot, having caught the bullet in his teeth. He then spits the bullet out.]
Blitzo: Oh, what a mouth!
[Blitzo immediately grimaces when he realizes what he just said. Robo Fizz coils himself up into his rolling form again, charging straight at Blitzo. He leaps out of the way letting Kuro having a chance to fight the Fizz the impact was so big it costing the booth to be destroyed in the large explosion. Several pieces of shrapnel and burning prizes shoot in all direction, as the camera follows the severed heads of three of the "things" Moxxie attempted to win. The piece of stuffed animal strikes a young Imp boy in the head, knocking him unconscious the second a photographer takes a picture of the Imp family.]
Father: Goddammit, Nathan! You ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!
Fizz kept coiling up and hitting Kuro but Kuro kept on slicing the arms in one motion
Kuro: Cerberus' techniques are powerful.
Kuro sees Fizz charging towards him but dodges him.
[Elsewhere, Stolas is still running after his daughter.]
Stolas: Octavia?
Octavia: (off-screen) Just leave me alone!
Stolas: Octavia!
[Octavia runs into a building called the "Fun House." Inside, Stolas is confronted with a a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.]
Stolas: *annoyed* Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!
[The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the Imp with a pistol.]
Stolas: *wipes imp blood off of sleeve, annoyed* Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.
Millie: He's, uhhhh... busy.
Moxxie: Being a fool.
Stolas: What kind of fool?
Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind.
[Disinterested, Stolas leaves the imps, effortlessly dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room. There, he sees Octavia riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying.]
Stolas: Octavia...
[Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown.]
Stolas: I take it you are... not having fun.
Octavia: *crying* I didn't even want to come here!
Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I... I thought you loved it here.
Octavia: *sniffling* When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other... and my dad didn't flirt with some... weird red dickhead the entire time.
Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's... a lot. I, uh-- I should have listened.
Octavia: *crying]* I just want to go home... but home doesn't even feel like home anymore... You ruined it.
Stolas: You need to understand... your mother and I... I just-... I felt-... She's always been... I haven't been- Ha-... We weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words.
Octavia: *crying* Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?
Stolas: *emphatically* What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it, anyway.
[Stolas carries Octavia out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade. Stolas immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly. The Imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum. Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed whole, as Moxxie rides on its back. Stolas and Octavia leave the park gates.]
Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?
Octavia: Oh, can we go to ? They sell weird taxidermy there.
Stolas: *reluctantly* Hmmm, okayyyyy...
Octavia: *chuckles* Thanks, dad. You're okay, sometimes.
Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank you.
[A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of Stolas and Octavia.]
Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir!
Blitzo: Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!
[Moxxie and Blitzo fall unconscious. A stray Quieve grabs Millie by the hair and drags her offscreen.]
Kuro walks over to see the gang looking injured but Stolas and Via looking fine. His hands were surrounded by the dark energy collected from robo Fizz and a few other imps.
Stolas: Kuro...
Kuro: Yeah?
"When you have some time, tell me. Cause there are some things I'd like to teach."