return
Earth's cub interstellar becomes famous
38. Chapter 38 Why are Chinese things so immovable...
Know everything about Blue Star?
Yousang and Mianfeng looked at each other, and the topic came back.
There is no doubt that Lan Lan is the "Blue Star Existence Party", and she still firmly believes that the history of Blue Star that she knows is true.
Those may have been brainwashed by other "Blue Star Existence Party", or she may have believed them to be true after reading movies, dramas, novels, and comics describing Blue Star.
In short, the explanation is unclear...
but the two of them don't want to offend the little girl. If Lanlan really likes the legendary Blue Star history so much, then let her like it, even if it is just an unrealistic lie. , but it’s enough for her to be happy.
Yousang Tongyan exaggeratedly said: "Lanlan knows everything about Lanxing, so big brother will really ask you."
Lanlan immediately straightened his back and pretended to be waiting for the exam at any time. appearance!
Yousang said casually: "What do the people of Blue Star eat? Do you know?"
Lanlan was stunned for a moment.
The little girl frowned and lowered her head.
Mianfeng glanced at Yousang, with an expression that seemed to condemn him, why did he ask Lanlan such a difficult question.
The little girl obviously knows something about Blue Star's traditional Chinese medicine and music, so she can answer questions like this to her.
Yousang was a little innocent. He scratched his head and was thinking about changing the question.
The little girl opposite spoke up again at this time: "Who are the people from Blue Star that Big Brother is specifically asking about?"
Yousang was stunned: "Ah?"
Lan Lan muttered: "There are many people from Blue Star, who are close to me?" Ten billion people belong to different countries. People in some countries like to eat meat, people in some countries like to eat vegetables, people in some countries mainly eat Western food, and people in some countries mainly eat Chinese food. , and there are many categories of Chinese and Western food, such as Chinese food..."
Lanlan counted on her fingers: "Sichuan, Shandong, Guangdong, Huaiyang, Fujian, Zhejiang, and Hunan. These are the eight major cuisines of Chinese food. The eight major cuisines are divided into cooked food and cold food. , seafood, soup, in addition, there are more factions of noodles, such as Beijing style, Jin style, Su style, Guangzhou style...and then there are tea drinks, which are divided into six major teas. Category, black tea, green tea, green tea, yellow tea, black tea, white tea, and then..."
"Wait, wait, wait!" Yusang's eyes were filled with circles, and he opened his mouth in confusion: "We Star people generally eat nutrient solution or a small amount of crops. What are those you just mentioned?"
Lan Lan stopped her mouth innocently and said, "Isn't Big Brother asking? All the people of Blue Star eat it. What? They eat a lot of food, but because there are too many things, Lanlan can’t finish the story. Lanxing is just a country in China, and the types of food are enough for Lanlan to talk about for three days and three nights."
Yousang: " ..."
Mianfeng: "..."
Yousang couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you kidding me?"
Even in the history books, it is only written that the people of Blue Star mainly eat non-mutated crops and non-mutated beasts.
How could any little girl say something so exaggerated?
How could there be so much food in the world and still count three days and three nights?
Mianfeng asked at this time: "Then what do they mainly eat?"
After asking, as if he was afraid that the little girl would say a lot more, he added: "Just the Chinese people you mentioned."
Lan Lan was happy: "China The people mainly... just eat everything!"
Mianfeng: "..."
Lanlan shrugged: "They don't have any special preference. Their country is very big, and people in each region like to eat different staple foods. , Most people in the south mainly eat rice, such as fried rice, steamed rice, porridge rice, etc. Most people in the north eat mainly pasta, such as noodles, steamed buns, steamed buns, etc., of course. They don't just eat these, they can eat whatever they want, and then..."
The little girl kept talking as soon as she started talking, and the two teenagers were stunned again.
The little girl's dreamlike description of Blue Star was even more exaggerated than what was in the history books. It was a bit too fake...
Seeing that the little girl had a tendency to stop talking once she started talking, Yousang hurriedly stopped her: "Okay. Okay, we know, enough is enough."
Lan Lan hadn't said enough yet, but she still pursed her lips and stopped, then asked enthusiastically: "Big brother, big brother, do you still want to know Lan Lan? What about the stars, you ask Lan Lan again, you ask Lan Lan again!"
You Sang and Mian Feng were a little embarrassed.
Finally Mianfeng said: "Let's talk about music. It is written in the history books that Blue Star's main musical instrument seems to be called piano, right?"
Lan Lan thought for a while, then shook her head: "No, big brother, There is no main musical instrument in Blue Star. The piano is just a very common one among the thousands of musical instruments in Blue Star. There are more than 1,500 common musical instruments in Blue Star."
Yousang and Mianfeng: "??? "
How many kinds? "
Say it again, how many?
At this time, the little girl began to snap her fingers skillfully: "Lanlan, let's talk one by one. Lanlan, let's talk about Chinese musical instruments first. Because China is a country composed of many ethnic groups, they have many types of national musical instruments, which are common. For example, the Han people have guzheng, guqin, etc., the Zhuang people have reeds, side drums, etc., the Hui people have mouth strings, horn flutes, etc., the Yi people have cucurbit flutes, small muffled flutes, etc., the Miao people have big suona, night Xiao, etc., and the Manchu people have... ..."
The little girl spoke very quickly, but the two teenagers only felt like they were listening to a heavenly book, and they didn't remember a single word in their minds.
After a while, the little girl seemed to be tired. She stopped and took a breath. Yousang quickly said: "So that's it. We know it! We know it! No need to say it!"
Lan Lan paused and looked at his elder brother. : "But Lanlan hasn't finished speaking yet."
Yousang said hurriedly: "But we have experienced it! That's enough!"
[Don't talk about Yousang and Mianfeng, I am a history student, and I am stunned. But I really want to cry. Lan Lan really likes Blue Star History, although what she said really sounds like she made it up. ]
[How can a child make up so many things? Maybe someone else told her. ]
[But it's so specific, and it doesn't sound like a lie. Is there a possibility that everything Lan Lan said is true? 】
【Hahaha, it’s good if it’s true. Although I don’t have the Party, I also hope that what Lan Lan said is true. To put it bluntly, the Party does not exist to deny the existence of Blue Star. On the contrary, we We really hope that the Blue Star described in the history books is real, so when the empire has only one mouth but cannot provide evidence of the real existence of the Blue Star, we will be so angry and questioning. ]
[Yes, if such a powerful, profound, and infinite civilizational ancestral star really appears, who can resist this kind of cultural confidence? 】
[Let me just say this, if Blue Star really exists, if we are really descendants of Blue Star, if our ancestors can really create thousands of kinds of food and thousands of musical instruments, then I can only say, I am so powerful. With such a powerful ancestor, I am so powerful that I can walk sideways in the meteorite belt without wearing a mecha! 】
I don’t know if it’s because the dreamy food and musical instruments the little girl mentioned are so imaginative that the barrage no longer blindly denies the authenticity of her words.
All viewers who are watching the live broadcast, whether they belong to the Blue Star Existence Party or the Blue Star Non-Existence Party, have only one thought at this time -
it would be great if it was true.
It would be great if we really had these delicacies and musical instruments.
Even if you only once had it.
Unfortunately, this is destined to be just a dream.
No Blue Star ruins have emerged, and all fantasies about Blue Star are ultimately just illusions based on nothingness.
"Then what else does the elder brother want to ask Lanlan?" The little girl obviously hadn't said enough. She looked at the two elder brothers and waited for them to continue asking questions.
Yousang looked at Mianfeng. Mianfeng pondered for a moment and then tentatively spoke: "If I were to ask you about Blue Star's medicinal herbs, it shouldn't take a long time, right?"
Lanlan thought for a moment: "If we only talk about China, In terms of traditional Chinese medicine, there are about five thousand kinds in total, which are divided into..."
"Okay, okay." Yousang quickly interrupted and muttered: "How come there are always more than thousands of kinds? In that country of China, there are So many things?"
Lanlan said innocently: "Lanlan hasn't mentioned other Chinese things yet, such as porcelain. Chinese porcelain can be classified into celadon, white porcelain, and black porcelain in terms of manufacturing process. Porcelain, glazed porcelain, etc., on small utensils, are divided into bowls, cups, saucers, pots, stoves, boxes... Then there is dance. Chinese dances are classified into classical dance, folk dance..." "
Understand I understand." Yousang held his head and begged his aunt to stop reading: "Then you only talked about China, isn't there other countries in Blue Star? Talk about other countries?"
Yousang's idea is that although Lanlan is a There is a heavy Blue Star existence party, but there is a limit to what a child can memorize. Those who teach her to memorize these Blue Star civilizations that do not know whether they are true or false cannot be so comprehensive and really compile an entire history of Blue Star, right?
Lanlan recalled for a while: "Blue Star has had a total of about one or two thousand countries from ancient times to the present. Later, some countries were destroyed by other countries, and then they formed new countries. Anyway, in the end, There should be more than two hundred countries where Blue Star exists..."
"You're talking nonsense!" Yousang knows this question well: "Blue Star obviously has only two countries, one is the Eastern country, and the other is the Western country. The Eastern country The country is China. Western countries don’t remember much, but there are only two!"
Lan Lan frowned: "No, big brother, that’s not how it is calculated. China is the largest country in the east of Blue Star, but the surrounding countries There are also some other countries. There are a total of forty or fifty Eastern countries in Blue Star. There are countries in East Asia, countries in Southeast Asia, countries in South Asia, countries in Central Asia, countries in West Asia..." He
started to read again, and again Started to read...
Yousang looked at the little girl chattering and mumbling, and felt that he shouldn't talk so much.
Mianfeng also realized that this topic could not be continued. The little girl seemed to have a whole Blue Star Guide in her mind. They originally just wanted to coax the child, but what she said was completely beyond their control. Scope of understanding...
"Lanlan, have a drink of water." Mianfeng said suddenly.
The little girl was stunned for a moment, then obediently took out the water bottle from her small backpack and took a big gulp.
After finishing the drink, she twisted the bottle and asked, "Big brother, what else do you want to know?"
No more, no more!
You Sang looked around and said, "We've almost rested, why don't we find a place to spend the night first."
When it came to spending the night, Lan Lan suddenly remembered something.
She opened her eyes wide and looked at the little animals beside her who had fallen asleep because she had been chatting for too long. Lanlan reached out and pushed the snoring red-headed wolf.
"Little puppy, little puppy, you came here to find Lanlan. Where is brother 0? Is brother 0 still in the cabin?" The
red-headed wolf opened his eyes in a daze, and moved forward sleepily on all four legs. It stretched its arms, as if stretching, and then stuck its big furry head into the little girl's belly. It opened its clear green eyes and looked at the little girl in confusion.
Lanlan hugged the puppy's head and rubbed its ears: "Lanlan is asking Brother 0, did you come here on your own, puppy? Did Brother 0 come to Lanlan with you?"
Feng Red-headed Wolf listened. Not understanding what the little girl said, it licked its mouth, closed its eyes, rubbed its nose on the little girl's clothes, and then continued to sleep.
Lanlan: "..."
"Brother 0?" Mianfeng frowned.
You Sang explained in a low voice beside him: "Lanlan is an NPC arranged by the organizer, and that brother 0 is her colleague."
Mianfeng was stunned for a moment, and at the same time he was surprised, and finally understood why there was such a small kid in the arena. girl.
-->>
This chapter is not finished yet, click the next page to continue reading
[It’s so funny, one of these two people really dares to say it, and the other dares to believe it. Sangsang, Lanlan has never admitted that she is an NPC from the beginning to the end! ]
[I think Lan Lan doesn’t even understand what NPC means, so every time You Sang mutters about NPC, she doesn’t respond. That’s her knowledge blind spot! ]
[Laughing to death, Lanlan can recite thousands of pieces of Blue Star history that are unknown to be true or false, but she can't tell the difference between a dog and a wolf, a cat and a lion, and she also doesn't know some commonly used interstellar knowledge, nor does she know the violent god. This is how I usually teach my daughter. ]
[By the way, is anyone still paying attention to the Yaxing turmoil? An announcement was made on the Star Network. The Yaxing turmoil is related to the rebel conspiracy. The official did not say the specific details, but four rebel spies have been captured so far, and the hidden danger has been temporarily eliminated. , the people of Yaxing who are still hiding in the shelter can finally go home! 】
【Wow! Very good! The efficiency of the government this time is quite high! The rebels really deserve to die! The military must investigate strictly! 】
——Southern
Universe, in the unknown star No. 377.
Donald Kuss sat leisurely on the soft black sofa in his office.
He leaned back, with the back of his head resting on the top of the sofa. The large seven-leaf poisonous core flower tattooed on his collarbone was just exposed to the air, making him look gorgeous.
He was wearing sunglasses, his eyes were closed tightly, and he was listening to the intense and sonorous music coming from the holographic headphones. He was completely immersed in the world of music.
"Young Marshal, it's been taken care of." After a while, respectful reports from his subordinates came from around him.
Donald raised his eyelids, and a pair of golden eyes behind his brown sunglasses briefly glanced at the blood on the ground.
The bodies of the three traitors had been dragged away.
His white fingertips touched the frame of his sunglasses, and the sound that was echoing repeatedly in his head stopped for an instant.
"Ambush from Flying Daggers." The young man stretched his neck and stood up: "I never tire of listening to it." His
subordinates didn't know what he was talking about. When they were dealing with the three traitors, the young marshal remained silent. I guess the young marshal must be watching the live broadcast of "Deadly Training Ground". After all, in this competition, their rebel army also arranged for an "internal agent" to enter. It is normal for the young marshal to pay more attention.
But, what is House of Flying Daggers?
As if he knew the doubts in his subordinates' minds, the dissolute young man curled his lips: "It's a song. The child said, it's not called a song, it's called a song." The
subordinates became even more confused, kid?
Donald did not continue this topic, but just ordered: "Let people find out what is going on in the turmoil in Asia. Those hypocritical emperors are ridiculous enough. I don't know what dirty things they have done in private. What the hell." The basins are all thrown at the heads of the rebels. I really think I have no temper."
His subordinates didn't know what this was about, but he quickly responded: "I will arrange for people to go to Yaxing."
Donald walked past his subordinates. , he pushed open the metal door of the office. Outside, there was a busy monitoring team.
The young man made a gesture, and his subordinate immediately took out a cigarette and lit it for him.
"Why, the signal source hasn't been found yet?"
The leader of the monitoring team quickly responded: "Young Marshal, it has been found. The summoning signal issued by Commander Kus came from Universe Area 984. There are three planets there. , the nearest is Junk Star No. 59, and the farthest is..."
"What is it?" The young man squinted his eyes and looked at the monitoring captain.
The captain lowered his head: "Death Star."
There was silence in the small room for a moment.
Donald took a drag on his cigarette, his mouth filled with smoke.
He suddenly laughed for no reason: "You mean, my father has been missing for forty years because he might have been imprisoned by the Emperor in that famous interstellar 3s prison, the Death Star?" The monitoring captain
? The sweat on his forehead was almost falling, and he stammered: "Commander, the commander may be on garbage star No. 59, or another..."
At this point, the monitoring captain himself couldn't continue. If the commander is somewhere else, Planet, then how could he not have contact with the young commander for more than forty years? This was his biological son.
Unless he had really been trapped in the Death Star that was said to be only accessible but not accessible forty years ago, then everything would be explained...
"Haha." Donald suddenly laughed. , when he smiled, the magnificent poison-core flowers around his neck seemed to come alive.
After a while, as if he had laughed enough, the young man put out his cigarette on the table in an understatement: "Notify, summon an army of 100,000, and I will personally lead the army. The target is the Death Star!" - In
the
dense forest at night, everything is dark. Painted.
Lanlan stood by the river beach, trying hard to pull at the corner of her clothes that was bitten by the Fire Bone Crocodile.
The little girl tugged at the corner of her clothes and coaxed the Fire Bone Crocodile: "Little Gecko, please stop making trouble. Lan Lan has sent you home. Lan Lan will come to see you next time, okay? You just go home obediently." It’s time to go to bed, Lanlan is going home too.”
The Fire Bone Crocodiles didn’t let go, and they tried hard to pull the little girl into the river.
In the end, the Rot Heart Lion stepped on the head of the most arrogant Fire Bone Crocodile, almost crushing it, and Lan Lan finally pulled back the corner of his clothes.
The little girl didn't dare to stay on the river beach anymore. She called to the little animals and ran into the forest.
After sending off the little gecko, Lanlan sent the little scorpion and the little snake home. Finally, the little girl looked at a bunch of little dogs and big cats, and she walked up to the little dogs.
"Little puppy, you have found your tribe. You should go home with them, right?"
The red-headed wolf didn't understand what the little girl said, so it looked at the little girl.
Lanlan touched its big head: "Then Lanlan went back by herself. Brother 0 is still waiting for Lanlan in the cabin."
As the little girl said, she made a goodbye gesture to the little dog, but turned around just now After taking two steps, a group of puppies followed.
Lanlan could only stop and explain carefully to the puppies. She danced and talked for a long time, pushing and pushing, and asking the puppies to sit still and not move. Later, they seemed to finally understand.
When Lanlan left again, none of the puppies followed.
Lanlan ran quickly. As she ran, she looked back and saw the little puppy she had been with day and night, sitting at the front of a large group of puppies. Its green eyes were looking at Lanlan. , with blue tattered clothes tied around his waist.
Lan Lan felt a little sour in her heart. She turned around and walked faster.
The puppy has found its family. It can no longer be with Lanlan. Lanlan is not the puppy's family. Lanlan is just the puppy's friend. Lanlan and the puppy will eventually return to their own homes. .
Mianfeng and Yousang kept walking not far or close to the little girl.
They watched the little girl bid farewell to each of the strange beasts with their own eyes. Logically speaking, children don't like separation, but Lan Lan seemed to understand the meaning of the word "destination".
She is surrounded by a bunch of strange beasts who like her so much, but she just wants them to go back to where they belong.
Finally, when it was almost dawn, they walked through an entire dense forest and returned home with the last group of Rotheart Lions.
Looking at the fish-white sky, Yousang suddenly thought of something and asked Mianfeng: "Don't you have a companion?"
Yousang still remembers the one who threw him an S-class weapon and reminded him not to attack the contestants, the one who was full of body Bloody man.
Mianfeng said quietly: "Retired."
When the sky thundered and the ground below cracked, he saw with his own eyes that Barry, who was no longer able to move, fell into the cracked earth pit, and then, a mecha light flew in Sky.
Yousang nodded: "It's okay to retreat. He was seriously injured. But speaking of it, are that woman and that very wretched man with you? Let me tell you, it was those two idiots who Lan Lan pushed into the group of Fire Bone Crocodiles!"
Mianfeng was startled. He didn't know this. When he saw Lan Lan, he only saw Lan Lan sitting among the Fire Bone Crocodiles.
"What woman?" Mianfeng frowned: "What kind of wretched man?"
Yousang glanced at Mianfeng distrustfully: "You are all near the Fire Bone Crocodile River Beach, how dare you say you don't know them?"
Mianfeng turned. Start with: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Yousang: "..."
【Ha ha ha ha! Mianfeng: If you don’t recognize it, you don’t recognize it! I don’t care, I don’t care, I’m not on the same side as them, Luo Luo Luo! ]
[Speaking of which, did Mianfeng know that the woman's hand he kicked that scared Lan Lan was Wei Xuecha's hand? After Wei Xuecha retired from the game, did she cry when she saw the live broadcast? Not only did Mianfeng refuse to avenge her, he also kicked her hand away! ]
[It's best to cry her to death, I hate that woman the most! Pooh! ]
"Big brother, Lanlan is going over there." After sending Big Cat away, Lanlan turned around and said goodbye to her two elder brothers.
Mianfeng pursed her lips and said nothing.
Yousang knew that the little girl should go back to the NPC dormitory. That place was definitely not accessible to contestants. He waved his hand reassuringly: "Then you go back first. We will see you when you wake up."
Lanlan was stunned.
Yousang narrowed his eyes: "You don't want to see me again, do you?"
Lanlan choked.
The little girl fiddled with her clothes. Lanlan came to the forest because Lanlan wanted to send the puppy home. Now the puppy has gone home. When brother 0 is in better health, Lanlan will also want to Go back to find Dad Li...
Dad Li must be waiting for Lanlan to be anxious.
There is also uncle. Lan Lan also asked Dad Li to help Lan Lan find her uncle. Her uncle flew into the sky and never came back.
"Forget it, I got it. Sure enough, the NPC's thighs are not that easy to hug." Yousang said, squatting down and pinching the tip of the little girl's nose: "I'll play with you when I go out."
Lan Lan smiled naively.
Soon, the little girl walked back to the cabin alone.
It's not far from the cabin.
Lanlan saw the cabin before it was completely bright. She also saw Brother 0 sitting on the steps outside the cabin.
Lan Lan jumped up and ran over and shouted: "Brother 0, Lan Lan is back!"
Ye Linggang, who had difficulty moving, arranged a place for himself to sit. When he looked up, he saw that the little girl who had been away for a whole day and night finally finally came back.
But why is she so embarrassed?
Ye Ling looked bad: "What's wrong with you?"
Lan Lan touched the tip of her nose, patted the dirt on her body, and was about to say that she was fine. Suddenly, a furry dog's head came out of the wooden house.
Lanlan: "..."
Lanlan looked at the little dog with tattered clothes tied around her waist in shock. She stretched out her little finger and pointed at the little dog: "You, you, you, why are you here? Lanlan didn't send you back. Are you home???"
Ye Ling was about to ask Lanlan what happened to the wounds and bruises on her arms. When she asked, she said, "What's wrong? You two came back one after another. It I only came back ten minutes earlier than you."
So he just found a place to sit outside the wooden house, because as soon as Feng Chilang came back, he kicked him out of the wooden house.
Lanlan covered her little head. She walked over and hugged the puppy's neck, kissed it on the forehead, and pouted: "Little puppy, if you don't leave now, Lanlan I won’t let you go from now on! Believe it or not!”
Feng Red-headed Wolf’s green eyes were full of purity. He raised his head, nudged the little girl’s chin with his big nose, and then licked the little girl’s face.
Feng Chilang didn't know what the little girl was talking about. He only knew that he would not leave the little girl.