Slenderman's pov
Somehow Night and Crimson got past us, down the steps, and into the kitchen. We all walked downstairs to see Crimson holding a package of baloney, a full loaf of bread, and a bottle of ranch. Night was leaning her whole top half into the fridge and I couldn't help but notice her ass. Damn it was nice.
She pulled out of the fridge with three pieces of baloney in her mouth, a full jar of mayo, a bottle of mustard, a package of cheese, and the three litter of Dr. Thunder Ben insisted on me getting for once. They threw some mayo on the each slice of bread, laid some cheese and baloney on a few, ranch and mustard on the baloney, and mixed The ranch and mustard together with their fingers. Night cracked the seal on the pop and Ben gasped.
"Bitch that's my pop!" He yelled.
Night froze, and stopped pouring the pop into the large cups they had pulled out.
"What did you say?" She asked.
I stopped and slowly backed away, knowing that she was pissed. I grabbed Toby, and Jeff pulling them behind the crowd.
"I said. 'Bitch, that's my pop.'" Ben said growling low.
I heard a cackle and then a few gasps. I looked up to see Night limping around looking through drawers. She found what she was looking for, and smiled. She pulled out four forks, and laid them on the counter. She leaned back into the counter, looked at Ben and spoke.
"I dare you to call me a bitch one more time." She whispered.
"OK.......bitch!" He growled.
Night picked up a fork, and held it tightly. It slowly turned a molten red and orange. My eyes widened as the threw the fork. It hit Ben in the shoulder and he cried out. Night heated another, threw it, and it hit Ben's knee. Again, she heated the third and threw it, hitting Ben's other knee. She did that to the last fork and she threw it on last time. She threw it alittle to the left. It cut Ben's left cheek and it burned the skin making it bubble. All this was done so fast no one could really understand or react to what happened.
"I'm not really in a good mood, Ben. I can't heal correctly which means I have a hole in mah shoulder, thigh, and side, my femur is broke, I have this damn scar here, and I'm fucking starving. Don't piss me off, I'm not in the mood for games." She said, and limped to Crimson.
They made sandwiches out of that whole loaf of bread. In seconds they swallowed their first sandwich.
"You, bitch! You stabbed me with hot forks!" Ben groaned.
"Be lucky I don't have my precious baby here." Night said in a hateful mono tone.
"Who exactly is your "precious baby?'" Masky asked.
"My machete. She's a fuckin' beast, and she could tear you to peices if I wanted her to." Night mumbled.
"Is that a threat?" Dark link said.
"Do you want it to be? 'Cause if you do I can go home right now, grab my baby, and destroy you with her." She laughed.
I don't think anyone noticed Night's hand moving closer and closer to the large kitchen knife next to her, but i did. She grabbed it a I yelled.
"Duck!" And everyone ducked just as she threw the knife. It flew past us all, and barried itself into the opposite wall.
"Good eye Slender. You knew what I was going for." She chuckled, and swalloed a sandwich.
"Well, I'm going outside for a while, I need to wander the woods." Night said.
"Woah woah woah! You're not leaving until we settle this!" Ben yelled at Night.
"OK, fine. Give me........what helped me heal faster?" Night asked Crimson.
"If your wounds are stitched up a you drink blood mixed with orange juice, you'll be healed within the hour." Crimson said without looking away from her food and drink.
"Blood? Is that what you out in my orange juice last week when I got beaten?" Night asked.
"Yup!" Crimson smiled and popped the "p".
"What type of blood?"
"Deer."
"Hmmm...will you get me a deer then?"
"Sure, just give me a sec."
In no time Night and Crimson inhaled their like, six or seven sandwiches, downed their drinks, and each burped a burp that could put even Jeff's burps to shame. Crimson ran out the door, and in a second Night started making a pitcher of orange juice.
"Are you like a vampire?" Sally asked Night in her sweet, adorable voice.
Night bent over as much as she could without hurting her side, and smiled at sally. It melted my black heart seeing how loving Night acted, and the sweetness in her soft angelic voice.
"Well, now that you think about it. It seem like I kinda am. Obviously I need blood to heal myself, but i don't need it to live. I guess you could call me a simi vampire." Night explained.
"Oh. That makes sense. I think?" Sally said with a confused expression.
A knock was heard heard at the door, and Ben opened it. Crimson stood at the door panting, and covered in blood. I side glanced at Jeff and he stood there with his mouth open, and he had a boner making a tent in his slacks. I turned red and looked away. Night didn't say a word, grabbed a large cup, and handed it to Crimson. Crimson disappeared, came back with the cup half full, and gave it back to Night. Night mixed the cup with a quarter cup of orange juice, and she downed it in seconds.
She hopped up onto the counter, slightly kicking her feet, and humming a song that seemed so familiar.
"What song is that?" I asked.
"How do you know its not just a random tune i pulled out of my ass to take my mind off the pain?" She retorted.
"'Cause I've heard something that sounds familiar to it." I said.
"It's called Letterbomb by Green Day."
"No wonder it was familiar."
Night looked up at me.
"Do you listen to Green day?" She asked quite surprised.
"Oh he listens to more than that. Nickelback, Three days grace, Get scared, Perfect circle, Three doors down, and Creed. Did i miss anything?" Eyeless jack answered for me.
"Fuuuuck!" Night laughed.
"What?" I Asked.
"You have a damn good taste in music." Night giggled smiling.
I smiled back, and she turned red. I did too.
"Holy mother of Zalgo! Slender has a cr-" I wrapped a tenticle around Hoodie's mouth before he could finish.
"He has a cru-" I wrapped another one around Masky's mouth so he didn't say anything.
"Slendy has a cr-" Eyeless tries to say but Night screamed.
Everyone looked at her, and I was about to run and help but Crimson blocked my path.
"No one touch her!" She yelled.
"But she's-"
"But nothing, do. Not. Touch. Her. She's healing and it's gonna hurt her for a moment."
The screaming stopped, and Night panted heavily. She unwrapped the bandage from her head, and all that was there was a thin pink like. She unwrapped all her bandages except around her torso and ever scar was the same. Just a small pink scar. She lifted her shirt, and slowly unwrapped her bandage around her torso. Once she finished I examined her soft, curvy figure. My mouth watered wth want, and I felt very uncomfortable. I shifted my weight, and looked at what was supposed to be a large pink scar, but was only a small think pink line the size of a human's pinkie finger. Night giggled and slipped off the counter. She ran around the house the back into the kitchen. She hugged Crimson.
"Thanks Crim!" She giggled again.
"So are we gonna settle this shit or not?" Ben yelled obviously pissed.
"Yeah! I wanna beat yo ass!" Dark glared.
"Here. You two can fight me, and me only. No one else, only thing is I get my machete. Deal?" Night asked.
"Hell naw!" Dark shouted.
"Fine, you two can use any weapon you want aslong as I get my baby. Now do we have a deal?" She asked again.
Dark and Ben looked at eachother, and nodded.
"Deal." They said.
"I'll get your machete. Where is it at in your room?" I asked.
"Under my bed in the wooden trunk." Night explained.
I vanished and ended up inside Night, and Crimson's room. I looked under Night's bed and pulled out that wooden trunk. I found the machete, and was it fucking awesome. I'm not a big fan of knives but no one could say this thing wasn't badass. It's dull side had dips in it, and then made a curve backwards into a curled point, then ran down the the tip. It had small holes in it, and the sharp side was sharp as motha fuckka! I teleported back to the mansion after pulling the trunk away, and slipping the machete back into it's sheathe. I wanted to see everyone's reaction.
Night grabbed the machete, thanked me for retrieving it for her, and got ready to pull the sheathe off. When she did multiple gasps sounded, and I smiled. Night and Crimson did aswell. Dark and Ben gaped, and that assured me. If Night knew how to use that beast then those boys were fucked. Well! Let the battle begin!