TW/ Excessive Swearing, the C word
(Guns and Roses AU)
So, you guys know the new guys? Toy Freddy just had the most humiliating conversation with me EVER. So, basically, he was gonna report me for saying 'crap', of all things, to the Puppet. Crap!
He was all like: "Oh you just wait until I see the Puppet! You'll be in massive trouble then, you glorified Time Capsule!"
And then I was all like: "Oh really?! Try telling him this then! Crap sh*t f*ck sh*t f*ckin' sphincter a*shole up your a*s up your c*nt f*ck you sideways you f*ckin' boring f*ckin' wh*re f*ck off you COW! Go on, try and f*ckin' repeat THAT to Puppet! I dare you!"
Hehehe, I swear it ate half his RAM trying to comprehend how many swear words I used! I even saw his eyelid twitch!
Yeah, don't screw with a hawk, or we'll screw with you right back!