CW for cheating/mentions of cheating and swearing. A LOT OF IT.
This story isn't meant to be taken seriously, but I put a warning just in case.
Inspo: DoriNotABot with one of their 3 am story chapters
Margot-Dude on DA
Also stupid Grammarly
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One day Pink Seven and Negative Three were chilling with absolutely fucking nothing to do.
Then A and B entered the stupid plaza.
They fucking strolled as slow as they possibly could fucking go.
Then, they flopped on to the table with FLAIR
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A looked at Pink Seven and B looked at Negative Three with fucking P R I D E 🚸🚸🚸🚸
The cheater asses knew what they were meant to do (or thought to 🥰😍)
A and Pink Seven went on the love seesaw and B and Negative Three got on another.
Then, the two seesaws spun so fast that they almost collided.
Then, THE EGGGS ARRIVED ON the seesaws individually.
🥚🥚
Luckily, the now separate couples (who weren't even couples prior to A and Pink Algebralien Demon Spawn and B and Three To The Left of Fucking Zero getting together) didn't make the eggs into omelets (shame)
Then about like idk a few bout months later the eggs hatched.
A and Pink's child was named Value Seven
And
B and Negative's child was named Lower y.
And so many fucking years later the childs grew up and married and died.
T H E E N D .
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Word total cuz I didn't take shit seriously ib this chapter and I don't care lel (plus revenge of the emojis ha): 300