a/n: is this platonic or romantic? i'm not sure either, man. we'll figure it out together
Sid Wilson--
-cannot be bothered to do anything normally. sid lives by his own rules
-hangs his towels up on a hook instead of over a rack
-stocks up on hella good snacks collected from the airport, vending machines, etc
-makes the night a generally good time
Joey Jordison--
-does not get up in time for breakfast
-doing each others' nails
-oh, it seems you've accidentally stayed up really late watching bad cop shows. this is a very appropriate time to have a two-person moshpit
-no, karen, neither of you care if you're disturbing anyone. you are metalheads, you exist to disturb people.
-very considerate of your space and privacy
Paul Gray--
-movies playing all night
-room service
-listening to music and taking turns playing songs you both like
Chris Fehn--
-he is in charge of the thermostat
-if you fall asleep before him, he's incredibly quiet so he doesn't wake you
-watching bad history channel documentaries
Bonus! Tortilla Man--
-at some point in the evening, you definitely have someone tell you to be quiet
-there will be a whole screening of whatever reality shows are on at any given moment
-do not ask how he ends up shaking his ass twice in one night, just let it happen
-googling campy scary stories to tell in the dark
Jim Root--
-pretty chill
-ik i say that a lot but mostly he's just got laid back and comfy vibes
-pulls out his guitar to try to write, then gives up and just plays random notes
-it's really soothing and nice to fall asleep to
-not pleased with the showers. the showerhead sits at about neck height on him, so it's an active effort to wash his hair, which already takes a hell of a long time
Craig Jones--
-definitely pulls furniture back to find outlets
-sleeps quietly. you check on him every once in a while to make sure he's not dead
-syfy channel
Shawn Crahan--
-snores like he's paid to do it. bring earplugs for your own safety
-super cool otherwise
-when he goes to the vending or ice machines, he brings you back something even if you didn't ask for it
-room service because neither of you have the energy to leave the room again
Mick Thomson--
-long ass showers
-hey, his hair requires a lot of maintenance
-random shredding at night
-people either skip an elevator with him on it or stand as far away from him as they can
Corey Taylor--
-going down to the vending machine multiple times per evening
-playing games all night
-will watch a history channel documentary marathon with you
-"oh, shit, a world war 2 documentary narrated by jeremy renner? sign me the hell up!"
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