(Y/N Jésus Caboose is the captain of a blue team of heroes, composed of himself, Sonic the Hedgehog, Lucy Heartfilia and Mega Man. His behavior varies from merely somewhat dim-witted to almost completely divorced from reality. He doesn't even know that his teammate has been obsessive lately, and she isn't the only one. Cinder Fall, Sakura Haruno, Rias Gremory, Akeno Himejima and Yang Xiao Long became obsessed with him as well.)
(Y/N is currently seen with his team along with their rivals as they prepare to chase after Superior Spider-Deku, who uses his mechanical legs to climb up some buildings.)
Y/N: I'll get him! I'll get him!
(Y/N hops on Freckles while Superior Spider-Deku calls some Spider-Drones to distract the heroes. Y/N easily destroys each one of them with his strength while Sonic tries to chase Superior Spider-Deku, who uses his flashlight on him.)
Sonic: I can't see anything.
(Sonic then bumps into a wall while Superior Spider-Deku shoots his webs, and one of them hits Mega Man's Mega Buster.)
Mega Man: Ew...
(The Reds try their luck, but are easily overwhelmed by Superior Spider-Deku. Y/N tackles him and punches him hard, damaging his mask. Enraged, Superior Spider-Deku stabs his left arm with a poisonous dagger.)
Y/N: Argh... I can't move...
(Y/N is paralyzed as Superior Spider-Deku escapes.)
Lucy: (worried) Y/N!
(Cinder's eyes glow, and she swiftly proceeds to block Superior Spider-Deku's day. The villain tries to punch him, but she grabs his neck and starts burning him alive.)
Cinder: This is for hurting my precious Y/N!
(Then Superior Spider-Deku's body is reduced to ashes. Meanwhile, the other heroes check on Caboose.)
Rias: Is he alright?
Yang: He will, the effects of the poison are temporary. They'll fade out with a "yang".
Sakura: (bonks Yang) It's no time for your awful puns!
(Unknowingly to Y/N, Akeno and Cinder are killing both the male Blues and Reds.)
(Next day, Y/N's state is cured by the girls.)
Lucy: Are you alright, Y/N.
Y/N: Yes, I am... thank you, girls.
Akeno: Ara ara... no need to thank us. We solve most of the problems.
Y/N: What about the others? Why am I the only male survivor? So many questions.
(Cinder puts his finger on his lips.)
Cinder: Shhh, save it for later. How about pressing some our... (seductively) buttons.
Y/N: Buttons! I love buttons!
(The girls giggle as they can keep Y/N to themselves.)